/ girl who puts off replies for so long that each day it gets more and more daunting and soon I'll be responding to things that are like a month old

Wait, issit? Shoot....... My sense of time must be warped. I coulda sworn I went into work the last couple a' days.

I mean, I ain't worried or nothin', so I'm just gonna crack open a cold one an' pretend I can't read for a 'lil bit.

/ I only have the finest most refined tastes in hentai so jot that down

Mm...I'm sure they got kids runnin' 'round still, but I get nervous thinkin' bout it. It ain't like anyone wants to stick 'round that place when they're older.... I dunno if the older folks can handle all the work they gotta do.

They don't, but I ain't been back home in a while. I think they got wifi for tourists, but overall I dunno if they find that kinda thing useful.

You're makin' fun of me, a poor ol' country girl from a farm village on an island, for not knowin' the latest slang. On National Women's Day!

Zander. What in the hell is a "face card."

.....you're doin' this on purpose.

Oh! Okay, so all the good stuff came after, thanks to human invention an' imagination.

Oh, Zander..... I wish I understood some of the words you use....

Don't all the original myths in the history of every folklore originate from the age of the gods?

Why sexualize anyone when you could be, like, eatin' a baked sweet potato or somethin'?

/ girl who has said she was going to set up an account for 3 days: I'm gonna do it today! Swear!

'Cause you said it was unfortunate you exist! Obviously it ain't unfortunate to me!! My feelin's ain't so trivial that they can just be brushed aside, y'know? So don't apologize for bein' here.

That's what I thought.

Am I a joke to you?

[ Staring at the sack of coins in her hands for a moment before looking back up at him. ] Thank...you? I guess the office snack fund is set for a while! But you didn't really hafta do nothin'.

Sayin' what?

/ *looks out window* I'll try to get to replies and try to update Lottie's carrd today because the whole thing is just wrong now and I need to GET IT TOGETHER

It's fine. I still think it's useless to be eatin' people regardless.

I'm just answerin' a question that was posed to me?

Okay. I dunno who that is.

The only situation in which people usually would hafta eat others is to survive long enough for a rescue team to come save 'em. Otherwise you're just eatin' people for no reason.

Why're y'all even thinkin' 'bout those kinda scenarios in the first place? In the worst possible scenario, it ain't like anyone could come an' save us. So why would we try to delay the inevitable? Their sacrifice would be in vain, 'cause we'd all die anyways once we ran outta people to eat.

[ jumps! quickly attempting to regain her composure, ] Uhhh..... what kinda thoughts you lookin' for? There's a good amount of different situations, contexts, not to mention culture norms, an'..... [ she's trying SO hard to gauge what'd be the least offensive answer. ]

/ actively falling tf asleep but most of my owed replies are bookmarked I think.... farewell sexies......

[ already walking ahead of him, yelling back ] Yep! It's real lost, so I think it might take a while to find—!

/ one of my favorite things about their dynamic is Lottie is inconsolably horny for him and he's so "This isn't a beach it's a bathtub?" If she isn't Explicit about her intentions and I just think that's beautiful

Can you come to the bedroom I think I left somethin' there and you need to help me find it immediately

Hey y'all what'd I

/ I just got to work so I have to go do that in a second but I'm setting up Marie Alter today.....mark my words.........

/ I have a comm of Lottie I want to post from a while back but also it's straight up just porn and I would have 0 reason to post it. But it is well drawn and she looks really nice. It's just. Well there's a lot happening,

/ you will not believe what happened again. Stumbling around to do replies before my sleep meds kick in

Y'know Hinamatsuri, right? Like, did they have it in your time period? Though I guess that don't matter thanks to the grail fillin' you in... Anyways, I got you some sweets an' some chirashizushi an' stuff. If you want 'em.

Oh! Speakin' of, Cap'n, d'you like fish? I made a buncha food yesterday an' I don't want it goin' to waste, so I can bring you some, if you'd like!

It's true. Cap'n's word is absolute.

Nagikoooo! I got somethin' for ya!

@heretical13th.bsky.social [ she approaches the other, holding a box adorned in pink and white stripes, tied together by a green bow. her smile nervous as she greets her. ] Hi! Um...hey, Molay. I made too much food yesterday an' didn't know what to do with it, so I wrapped some of it up... —

/ me when yesterday was a holiday ripe for dropping lottie lore but I fumbled it between work and having a bunch of shit to do after so now I have to just pretend I'll get literally any writing done by the end of the week

( I tried treatin' it like any other day, but... I ended up goin' overboard again without even realizin' it. )

Anyways, I didn't sleep too good an' I got all this leftover food. It's in the break room, so help yourselves. There's lots of fish an' rice an' sweets an' stuff.

You're so stubborn. You ain't listenin' to anythin' I'm tryin' to say! I won't drag it on further, but either way I wanna do somethin' nice for you. So think about it.

We all gotta make our own fun somehow.

/ this is what Lottie's feeling rn

[ she frowns, opening her mouth to say something before closing it again. she's very familiar with having to push down and endure that kind of treatment. ] I didn't know it's happened before. An' I'm sorry it's happenin' again. An' I'm even more sorry that I contributed a 'lil.

Mm... I can bring you some sweets I made earlier, if you want. But I'll get outta your face if you'd prefer that instead.

I don't think you're alright with it *now*, but I dunno 'bout when it first happened. I wasn't there. I'm sorry for playin' along at all. I know it ain't a very nice feelin'.

....well, anyways.

I guess if you're alright with it, but I dunno how to really feel 'bout people discussin' your body like they're discussin' the weather.