|| im gonna act up

The cookie incident is in fact true. I ate one. It wasn't that bad, Melusine did a good job

[Silently yearning in the corner.] 🌀

hey now.

MHM, YOU'RE TOTALLY RIGHT, CAPTAIN.

Mhm, yeah sure.

[Staring at his Captain Nemo locket.]

Hey gu-- [Sees flashes of blue, red and purple dash past him and into Nagiko's room.] .... Ok. Hey guys.

|| I actually really really like kagetora, she's so cool and sad and a lil sociopath she deserves a treat. My lil meow meow.

|| she's the funniest switch colored person ever

(...how the hell can someone hate you AND want to fuck you? Isn't that just a tsundere or something?) 💭

The food is excellent, Cat~. ✨

|| his beef with Canary is eternal.

Go do it somewhere else you freakin'... crossover character.

What the fuck, Canary?

The voices.

Oh okay. It's a nice daydream that will one day pop.

Oh I’m talking about Zander’s slice of life homonculus.

Please enjoy the yams. I made them myself.

She does. Do give her my regards.

She has a LOT of guns, I have no idea how she carries all of those..

Mhm, whatever he just said. Oh, the new Archer girl is very cute by the way. She has a grenade launcher.

It’s true. If he gets too self aware about the ephemeral nature of his existence I’m to put him down before his desperate grasp at becoming something real.

I like to enjoy the story, Matthew. I enjoy the whimsical, alt history that is GudaGuda.

I never had this information until just now.

I'm not even the real Zander, he's in the singularity. I'm the Zander that replaces him in Chaldea during events.

I'm tired, man.

[Writes this down.]

Medusa has a nice ass, hm. I just noticed that.

[He is booking it straight to the singularity.]

She is!

I'm interested if Okita Souji is one of those five.

Also after you’ve had your fill, a singularity was spotted that we’d like your assistance for. The chosen servant team consists of the same 5 or 6 murderous Japanese women we always end up with this time of year.

and Hanni.

And Hanni.

Thankful for everyone who WORKS AT CHALDEA. Only the PEOPLE WITH JOBS AT CHALDEA. I love you guys.

Event tomorrow. Strap in. You're gonna love this next part.

[Gets sad.] .. never had the sloppiest top imaginable..

|| it'll be short btw I don't like long ass SLs I've had enough of them in my early days with stupid ass war SLs 💀

|| hihiii does anyone want to do an SL where FGO Zander unlocks sealed memories and has a breakdown? I'm doing it on twitter too. Essentially I've made it so that Zander was always trained as a mage in the FGO timeline, he had any memories of his family's magecraft sealed when he went to Chaldea. 😌

Guda...check?

In a few days. Please enjoy Thanksgiving.

Man... I wanna do GudaGuda stuff..

where's the event, man?

IT'S THE GAP MOE BETWEEN YOUR NORMAL SELF AND THIS NEMO MAID THAT CAN'T BE REPLICATED!!

We have, what, five other maids in Chaldea by now? You’ll be fine.

Not anymore.

YOU'RE THE VERY THING YOU SWORE TO DESTROY; AN OPPRESSOR!!

THERE WAS A NEMO MAID?!?!

Omurice, a classic. [Nod nod.]