[Sips tea.]

|| I- *I explode in front of you*

[THUMP THUMP!] [Tilting his head to the side and whacking the side of his head. A small fish falls out his ear and a concerning amount of water.] Ack. Anyways, what's up?

WHAT? [Water in both ears.]

|| all I do is goof off so I'm not really sure why anyone would waste energy holding a grudge against me, sadly I have an innate curiosity to wonder why people think the way that they do... OH WELL ITS THE ZANDER CENTURY, ANYTHING IVE DONE IN THE PAST I AM SORRY AND I DONT REMEMBER 👏🏿🙎🏿‍♂️ SOWWRY

Hole has been filled.

|| I've been informed that there is a subset of people on twitter that hate on me in the shadows and spread rumors.. they call me the strongest Vague Poster and I think that's the funniest rumor about me I've ever heard

im gonna chulk out

I'm sorry that you think you're unattracted by all. Some delusions cannot be broken by will. But by the people around us.

|| give Lottie the Requiem revolver for HR disputes

[Strangely he's not too offended or anything. Just chilled out.]

All I did was show my support for the married couples in the office with a thumbs up.

Appreciated! ✨ [Marches off, in a good mood that it was at least noted-]

Thank you very much. [Scribble scribble scribble. He wrote down the entire situation succinctly as possible with the date and time and everything.] Done. Here you go.

I CAN FILE A REPORT, CAN'T I????

From giving me unsolicited mental stress.

Lottie please stop Nagiko.

Nagiko, there's not a single person here that's attracted to me.

👍🏿

|| why did it reply to that on my main...

|| she killed them

Ahem. So, wassup? What's poppin'?

bubgee kirg

|| you ever see something so beautiful you have to share it source in alt text SKAAAAADI SHAMA CAL ME BACKKKK

Amen to that, brother. 🫩

[ Rare moment of complete lucid honesty ] ... some days, you just want to rest your head on some boobs and sleep.

:)

cheebubger

Ritsuka where are you?!?

|| always neat seeing Chaldea work force OCs, man

I don't even know how I've made it this far, but we'll see how long I last.

|| it's fun finding new dynamics with other accounts you'd never anticipate. Like who would have thought I'd write Zander and Merlin being whatever the fuck id call their relationship

Unironically, I believed Romani when he said that. I've never seen a man ready to do anything for his beliefs.

Zander cannot come to the timeline at this moment, please leave a message after the beep. 🥸

Hiiiii hiiiiihiiiiii ✌🏿

Hellog-- NIYO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING OH MY GOD

I don't think people would be too banged up about it remaining submerg--BwughwBWUGHHGUGHUHGHG?!?

Alright. Well, it’s not too important. But if you leave her, Florida will probably be submerged.

LISTEN, I WAS BUSY WITH MAHOYO STUFF OKAY, I GOT DISTRACTED!!!

What’s that hole still doing.

Ughhhhh... Fiiiiine. Maybe I can do something on the Bleached Ea--BLARGGABLRAGNGHA--!?! [He forgot to beat Aqua Olga-Marie.]

This is perfect time to work on your leftovers. Go farm something.

Captain just skip to anniversary, man, I'm bored.

Isn’t Ordeal Call thrilling.

Yippie. [Monotone.]

i'm on the verge of a manic episode but the baddies are watching so i have to lock in.

[It seemed to be enough to put her at ease, for now at least. His gaze lingered a few seconds on her visage, illuminated by the stars above before darting up to those very stars.] It's what I do. I try to keep everyone's spirits up.. it's the thing I'd like to think I'm good at.. --

|| can I command spell Merlin to be nice to the hr lady 🥺