Don't say that about yourself! You're Awesome Sauce!!!!!!!

You're not very good at nicknames, are you?

.....swing and a miss!

[ sharp inhale, ] No!!! Nononono! It doesn't mean I don't cherish your cute nickname! It's just.... I guess other people don't agree. But they're wrong! They're totally wrong and it's super cute!

I'm sorry Nagiko....it didn't catch on....

That's fair. I can't have him being able to decode what I say sometimes. Then I'd actually get in trouble!

I've been trying to establish a cute nickname for MONTHS, and nobody has been able to think of anything! I can't just nickname myself! That's super lame. And sad.

....Hey, Captain? Have you ever seen an image of yourself so warped beyond recognition you start to wonder how others see you?

Can I reclaim my place as fujoshi Gudako or has that ship sailed

I don't think Captain's got internet.

[ looking at him with the biggest, wettest eyes. ] Y...You really think that of me, Captain....?

Oh, yeah. Her mom is a servant! I didn't know that kind of thing was possible until I met her, myself....

Hey guys, I heard a commotion so I left to grab snacks! How many people are w

/ I love looking at gudako art because all the CE done by artists I love give her such a big forehead. Girl what are you doing with all that forehead you don't have a thought in there

I don't mind being an orange, but I'd like to be more specific! I don't wanna get confused... Mikan, maybe? I'm small and sweet and full of vitamin C! ....please don't test that and just take my word for it!

The day keeps getting away from me.... there's so much I wanna do! Maybe if there were more of me...

Hiiiiiiii

I wanna go on another picnic soon. The gloomy weather makes me yearn for something nicer....

My hands're cold.... booooo....

That's....really bad. Are you okay?

I heard a gunshot after he left the stage, so I thought it was a pretty safe assumption!!!!

Ohhh, that's good! I think!

Did they just kill that guy?!

I'm here! What'd I miss?

A party?

Sleepy Saturday... 😴

Not that I think that's a bad thing. I like myself!

I-I know that! It's not like I'm an encyclopedia or anything. I'm just... me.

Well, I only know about it since I used to read about that stuff online, to be honest...

I'm too young for that kind of thing anyways. Plus, I've got all of that other stuff to worry about!

Huh? No way, someone else was talking about being pregnant! You don't throw your own baby shower, that defeats the point. It's a shower of gifts!

Woah, really?! I wanna plan a baby shower!

Boooooo, I'm not tiny anymore!!!

Maybe I'll disguise myself as the lamp instead....

Oberon won't be my discord kitten

/ I should probably actually make a thread or list or something of my servants huh

H-Huh...?! Why would you say that! It's not like that at all...!!

Hmmmmm......I dunno about that. But I don't know enough to refute it. Must be her!

Wow, really? Whew, glad I'm safe!

What else could it be...?!

I-It's not like that with my servants! We don't... we aren't... I...don't actually have any experience with that kind of thing...

O-Oh, me? But I couldn't possibly just do it with anyone...! I-I have a maiden's heart, y'know?

A magic sandwich...

[ immediately straightening herself out after trying not to fall asleep while standing. ] R-RIGHT, OF COURSE! RIGHT AWAY!!!! [ she wasn't listening. ]

What happened to you?!

It's a hypothetical couple!

[ is also small. they're practically the same height! ] wooooah... they have talking plushies here, too?!

*looking at a gay couple* so which one of you is the boke and which one is the tsukkomi?

[ squeaking and jumping up for joy!! ] hi! hiiiii! hi hi!!!