This is the level of rationale we’re at now in America. 🍊💩

You are not powerless, and he is not unstoppable. Look at, and learn from, the funding freeze and how quickly he was forced to surrender.

Today is the biggest sports day of the year. Super Bowl?! Please. The Chicago Cubs Pitchers & Catchers reported to Spring Training! Let’s Go!

Based on the current state of America in 2025, a lot of you didn’t listen to Bret Hart back in 1997 and it shows.

If the source of your “facts and research” on vaccines come from a YouTuber or a private Facebook group, please reevaluate your critical thinking skills. Facts are facts. Opinions are opinions. You’re entitled to them, but that doesn’t make them fact. Have a nice day!

check out that chyron. this is where we're at.

Someone asked me - “How do you plan to get through the next 4 years?” Easy answer. Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers, Jon Stewart, John Oliver, Smartless & Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend. Remember - If you don’t laugh, you’ll cry.

Call me crazy, but I always feel like the best revenge is doing the right thing. Particularly when it's the alternative to someone who has zero interest in doing what is right

I’m back in the office on a hybrid schedule for the first time since January 2020. I walk into the restroom. As I approach a stall, a dude finishes at the urinal, zips up, and walks out without washing his hands. 🤮 We’ve learned absolutely nothing in the last 5 years. 🤦🏼‍♂️

AEW is on MAX. And so is Arli$$, season 4, episode 8, “To Thine Own Self Be True”, with special guest, Tony Schiavone.

I refuse to acknowledge this absolute masterpiece of a Cubs sweater as an “ugly Christmas” sweater. Happy Festivus Eve to one and all! 💙

WWE is so much more enjoyable with Vince McMahon gone. So frustrating that the Worldwide Leader was downright awful for a few years. Grateful for the new regime steering the ship! Loving the return of Saturday Night’s Main Event. LFG!

One of the wildest feuds in the history of the World Wrestling Federation circa 1992 is now forever immortalized in action figure form! Just received my WWE Mattel Ultimate Edition Greatest Grudges ‘92 box set featuring Papa Shango & The Ultimate Warrior! Love the homage to Coliseum Home Video.

These photos are just about 2 years to the day apart. I look different, but Jimmy Hart looks the same as he did in 2022, 2012, 2002…you get the point. In addition to being one of the nicest human beings, he is timeless. To steal a line from The Mouth Of The South - “It’s all beautiful, baby!” 💙

If it’s good enough for Ian Ricca…uh…I mean The Commish David C Anderson, you know it’s gotta be the must own hoodie of the year. Go grab this right now! It’ll make a great present to yourself! www.etsy.com/listing/1795...

Thank you! All extra FATAL ENCOUNTER hoodies are up in the WrassleShop Etsy (Sizes XL 2X 3X 4X only)! #WrestleSky 🦂 wrassleshop.etsy.com

Man, my guy Bryan from @wcwworldwide.bsky.social absolutely CRUSHED IT with this Sting Fatal Encounter 🦂 pink zip up hoodie! It’s even better than I could’ve imagined. I couldn’t pass up the WCW Monday Nitro pin & he was kind enough to also gift me the WCW 1991-1994 World Title pin. I love it all!

Had a fantastic 72 hours while in God’s Country. Took in an NBA game, an NFL game & spent time with great friends while paying homage to the Legends of World Championship Wrestling. Ready to get on that jet plane and get back home to my wife, my kids & my puppies.

Say it LOUD!

So the election narrative is the country is fed up with the cost of goods, so in order to combat this; the country voted to… Checks notes… Ah yes! Elect the candidate who promised he would enact a 10-25% tariff on all imported goods! Country’s response: HIRE THIS MAN! 🤦🏼‍♂️

Good morning! Here’s your reminder that @hwinkler4real.bsky.social is one of the greatest human beings we’ve ever been blessed to have with us on this planet.

I’m in Chicago & I just put ketchup on my hot dog. Fight me.

Boy, it would be a shame if @jimmykimmel.bsky.social got Matt Gaetz to unknowingly record a bunch of stupid videos just to troll him. 😂

I roll into Chicago, excited about going to the Chicago Sports Spectacular this weekend. Chicago welcomes me by the Cubs non-tendering my favorite Cub, The Palatine Pounder Mike Tauchman. Well, 🖕🏻you too, Chicago!

How has Mr. MyPillow Mike Lindell not been offered a cabinet position yet? If Trump looks at unwavering loyalty to him ahead of everything else; how has the guy who lost his entire fortune by staying loyal in championing the ridiculous conspiracy theories still not been appointed to a position? 🤔

Just received the last 2 figures I needed to have a complete (until the next Series drops) set of Mattel WWE Superstars figures. Went the eBay & Paulmart routes to get the Razor Ramon regular and chase variant editions because there’s no guarantee these will ever make it to a Walmart around here.

It’s time for everyone’s favorite game - If Shoes & DCA had a HOF vote, they’d vote for… Who you got, @thejoeshoes.bsky.social?

Quick! Someone get me a DeLorean and send me back to the year 2000. I’ll make sure Blockbuster agrees to purchase Netflix for $50 million. I will also break the space time continuum by ensuring Blockbuster is prepared to handle streaming a major event in 2024. 🤦🏼‍♂️

Sometimes, America is just gonna America.” - Wanda Sykes

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Perspective

I really like this photo I took of the FDNY Ghostbusters Firehouse when I was on vacation with my son in NYC two weeks ago.

I just watched this absolute classic of a match again last night & now, one of the participants is here! Hello, @xpac.bsky.social! Welcome! Thank you for this & the countless other entertaining matches you’ve given us throughout your career. We also still need more 1-2-3 Kid Mattel action figures!

“At least once a year, I like to bring in some of my Kevin’s famous chili. The trick is to undercook the onions. Everybody is going to get to know each other in the pot. … It’s a recipe passed down from Malones for generations. It’s probably the thing I do best.” – Kevin

Treating people equally does not mean treating them the same

“BOY, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND? ‘CAUSE I’LL HELP YOU FIND IT.” – Stanley

Phyllis: “Uh, does everyone know my boyfriend Bob Vance?” Kevin: “Kevin Malone.” Bob: “Bob Vance, Vance refrigeration.” Stanley: “Stanley Hudson.” Bob: “Bob Vance, Vance refrigeration.” Ryan: “Ryan Howard.” Bob: “Bob Vance, Vance refrigeration.” Ryan: “What line of work are you in, Bob?”

Someone has a case of the Mondays.

Not sure who this imposter Charles is? THIS is the King!

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This is really him

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Pets of BlueSky! Meet Guillermo (left) and Jimmy (right). They are 4 month old Shih Tzu brothers and our family absolutely loves them.

I don’t understand the functionality of this app, but my friend sent me the details when Elon tanked Twitter. So nevertheless, here I am. 🤷🏼‍♂️😂