shockingly accurate

@proton.me wtf is this? i thought you'd be better than that

Wait, what??

Inside you, there are two frogs 🐸

thinking about moving all my webapps from @cloudflare.social to @bunny.net to de-Americanise my tech-stack, does anyone have any experience with that?

TIL agent-generated code contributions are called “vommits”

"Babe wake up, they've announced Windows 12! Time to learn the three terminal commands one would need to use Linux"

Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus. FOSS nerds: the Torment Nexus cannot be ethical until it is Open Source

800MHz+ when cooled with dry ice, LFG 🤟

pretty cool 😎

I'm learning stuff I never thought I'd have to touch - did you ever have to manually traverse CBOR data, or write a RLP-decoder from scratch? 🙃

Found some time to work on colibri.diy again. Have been debugging an issue for a day with modern phones having trouble to connect via BLE.

Can we start a society like the Amish, but instead of 19th century rural living, we live in the 1990's with video rental stores, pay phones, and dial-up internet?

😍

this is like Trump giving out awards for human decency 🧐

Amen 🙏

The universe must be broken or something - my rent went *down* by 5%, that's a first 😳

Jailbreaking your PS4 can be done with a €5 bluray disc from Aliexpress ❤️

i love me a good leak on new year's day

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard! 🔊🎶 #C64 #Commodore youtu.be/uk34qFAR5rI?...

Happy new year 🥂

Flexing my wealth 🫰

It's got steam!

i'm in this picture and i don't like it 🙃

I was raised on these streets

"In a world of total surveillance, the only true freedom lies in not being seen"

like putting 💄 on a 🐖

Beautiful 😍 Makes you wonder what else those little ESP32 chips are capable of!

how many iterations does it take before the malware stops working altogether? 😅

A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a gif.

the madness is ending, your texts will remain e2e-encrypted 🖖

My Batocera Lightgun setup is coming together nicely, just finished the arcade version of House of the Dead using Wii Zappers 🧟‍♀️🔫

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true

@ef-esp.bsky.social I'm picking up work on my open source hardware wallet again, which you can DIY starting at $5. Would this be a project you'd support if I apply for a grant? colibri.diy

class action lawsuits may hurt the company, but only lawyers gain anything from it. people are still getting screwed over with no compensation. stop collecting data for fuck's sake, it will always end up in the wrong hands eventually. #privacy

*Dying Light: The Beast* turned out to be a really decent game, I can only recommend it

Today I've created 256gb-, 128gb- and 64gb versions of my curated 1tb Batocera retro gaming drive 🕹️ Now I can give it away to friends and colleagues easily, by just slapping it on a cheap pen drive ❤️ Retrofying the neighbourhood 🙃 #batocera #retrogaming

Just found my old Nexus 5 🥰 could we get a device this size and form-factor, but with up-to-date hardware?

Gone fishing 🎣

I've put together a blockchain game for a memecoin community in 4 days, just playtesting 😉

ofc they can break captchas, how would they scrape the whole Internet otherwise? 🙃

The new season of South Park doesn't disappoint 😁

The removal of the headphone jack and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

Ireland seems to have a motion sensor - every time I step outside, it starts raining

My wife just texted me “Lasagne at 6 o’clock” so I immediately looked behind me.

trust me bro just one more gpu

600 people queuing for bag drop, one of four counters is open - can you guess the airline?

The feeling when you're trying to explain glaring IT security issues in your company #itsecurity #infosec #idiocracy