Get out and vote today in Alabama, Georgia, Idaho, Kentucky, Oregon and Pennsylvania! 🗳️

My daughter graduated this weekend & had her grad party today. One of the dads in our grad party group is running for State office. Rep Johnny Garrett was at the party today. If you could have seen the look on my face and the wheels turning about whether or not I wanted to make a scene at her party

My now 18 yo does her Senior Walk tomorrow back through her middle school and elementary school. Part of me wishes she would dye her hair dark purple for the walk in front of the Principal who as the Assistant back in Sept 2020 when she was sent to the office for having a “distracting hair color”. 🧵

sitting here refusing to answer 20 questions about how to make rice bc my only request today was to not have to decide what’s for dinner or make dinner. It would have been easier just to make the rice. #HappyMothersDay

So I went outside to warm up and get some space and I’m listening to a little kid throw a tantrum and scream at his mom that he hates her. Found my new drinking buddy

Anybody know when teens stop being ungrateful little brats and thinking you are their servant?

Hi Leo.

I think I’m done peopling for the year

Spent 37 hours in the last 3 days bartending at my first Kentucky Derby. Things that surprised me: 1 - Crowd was Extremely diverse. NGL I was expecting basic white ppl 2 - Rich ppl nasty. The bathrooms were disgusting. they expected others to clean for them 3 - People were 99% nice & tipped well

I know May Day is coming up but I’m bartending at the Kentucky Derby. Technically it’s not my real job and the money I make there will go directly to my daughter’s college fund. That’s like participating in no?? Redistribution of wealth to educate an already liberal kid. 🤷‍♀️

Tornado Warnings and power flashing. The one time I didn’t prep. Terrible way to wake up at 2:30 am Hopefully everyone is staying safe In Nashville

The DOJ violates the Epstein Files Transparency Act on the daily. So I'm suing Todd Blanche. As a journalist, I cannot report accurately on the Epstein Files if I cannot even read them. I am represented by @brendanballou.bsky.social & we seek to hold the DOJ accountable for its noncompliance.

I’m “sprained my ankle stepping off a curb years while recovering from a torn rotator cuff” years old

Tell me again that shit wasn’t staged.

Does this look familiar?

BENNET: Do you agree that 89% of children who died from flu were unvaccinated? RFK Jr: I don't know the exact number BENNET: That is the exact number, Secretary Kennedy RFK Jr: *death growls* BENNET: You took down the HHS communications promoting the flu vaccine. Do you regret that?

Early voted today in the local primary. Of the 12 positions only 2 have Dems on the ballot & one is a good friend of mine. It’s really disheartening but I’m proud of my friend. She’s in Real Estate so I know that’s tricky to put yourself out there when your business depends on referrals. #GoVoteTN

I don’t hit my children but some times it does take a lot of restraint

14 and I were just discussing how fast the month is going. I said: 🎶 ITS GOING TO BE MAY 🎶 she didn’t get it and now I’m sad bc I’m really old but she just got a NYSC tutorial so she won’t make that mistake again

Remember this fuck when his name comes on the ballot.

For the life of me I can’t understand how a gay person could ever vote for a Republican.

Occasionally Threads reminds me of the old Twitter days pre-Shitler. This is funny AF

WATCH — @aoc.bsky.social: “What law would you want to make?” 🔥 SMART KID: “🇺🇸 needs to let people go to the doctor free, because in other places they have it free.” #MedicareForAllNOW

My daughter is friends with a maga family, mom is an alt right media commentator & dad is running for state office. They are part of our very graduation party group & it’s going exactly how you would expect. Going to tell our guests to dress like Jesus & if anyone asks just say you are a doctor.

Someone named Walt has used my phone number guessing on ACT Blue and it’s gotten me on Texts blasts for political donations. If yall know a guy named Walt, The Dem, let me know. He owes some people some money.

I don’t have words to describe the rage. I feel that the little girls in the files weren’t enough, but an AI generated image is. I feel consuming fury, not when I raise my voice or yell, but when I get silent and composed. And this fills me with fury. #deconstruction #exvangelical #currentevents

Donald Trump has “executive time” on the public calendar until 1:30. Our wartime president doesn’t want to work.

Food for thought: In '24, 245M Americans were eligible to vote. just 73.6 % of those (174M) registered to vote. just 154M of them actually voted. US voter turnout ranked in bottom 1/3 of all democracies. This is how democracy dies. Too many people have taken too much for granted for too long

Here’s a picture of me as a physical therapist

This is officially the dumbest timeline when CNN is comparing popularity of Pope vs POTUS

Should be part of his next test.

Ctrl+C Ctrl+V

I hope they at least paid for her new hair too

I’m betting they took the Trump-as-Jesus post down because they realized they didn’t give the eagles machine guns. They’ll repost it when it’s fixed.

I’m not Catholic but this is my new favorite Pope. The last one was pretty cool too but this one is the Pope needed for this time.

The victory of the opposition in Hungary yesterday, like the Polish election in 2023, is a victory for democracy, not just in Europe but around the world.

I may be the only person that didn’t care about this space shuttle one little iota. It’s hard to care about something our government is spending money on when they are stealing money for food and healthcare from the sick & poor and bombing little girls. Maybe you can enlighten me on the benefits?

I can’t wait to watch this place be demolished

Someone is setting off fireworks and NGL my first thought was … Did he die?!

So this means it will cost $800 million dollars to Iran to get all the vessels released. Trump is just winning! Smartest man ever. Take something that was once free and make it cost a billion to do. This is how he has 4 bankruptcies

I’m on an international conference call. They asked us to post our flags in the chat. There’s a ton of Iranians. A lot of the Americans posted rainbow flags with or instead of American flags 😂 I couldn’t find an upside down American flag so I posted rainbow flags too.

In case today is the last beautiful day in before “the incident” Also Season 2, episode 4 of #Paradise still has me 😭😭😭

it’s my husband’s birthday so hopefully Trump holds off on nuking Iran till after we get our margaritas and cake..I ain’t going out sober and sugar free

BREAKING: COURIER uncovered new documents that suggest Jeffrey Epstein's lawyer lied to Congress — and that he withdrew hundreds of thousands of dollars in a way to avoid reporting regulations.

New in PN: Trump's Total War Budget "It points the way clearly toward a distinctively Republican vision of America — one where there's endless money for bombs while the populace is transformed into an impoverished mass of hunger and disease, emitting hoarse pleas for castoffs from oligarchs."

They refused to let the father come in for a fingerprint appointment, and then they lied to him claiming his daughter had an “accident” #deconstruction #exvangelical #currentevents #news

I don’t do Easter bc it’s literally the weirdest Christian holiday invented. Even as a kid I was like you want me to believe what??