Unfortunately still just as true today as when Oscar Wilde wrote it in 1890.

Happy Pride to this Caravaggio self-portrait that made one man so gay he had to go to the hospital

My husband woke me up with his farting and that's marriage. #marriage

My money troubles are finally over. #cats #joxer #goldenegg

Who can identify? #books #booksky #reading

Crumb, you beautiful bastard.

He's going to go blind. #cats #orangecat #onebraincell #Lucifer

When your friend thinks they're a better singer than they are #Cats #CatSky #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCats #TongueOutTuesday #TwoForTuesday

12 May 2026

Lucifer being a rainbow sweetie #cats

Joxer is quite the photogenic cat, it is his beautiful whiskers. #cats

I will still sing this to myself at least 4 times a month #rats

Apparently, I had a great great uncle who was a doctor, who also used to eat half a quart of ice cream right out of the container every single day. They would always ask him “Should you really be doing that?” And he would just say “I’m a doctor.”

I’m not proud of it but if Forrest Gump started talking to me on a bench I’d have left

Valentine circa 1999, from my sister, made in German class.

The main character also falls in with a bad crowd, and they tie a policeman to a bear, and then push the bear (who can swim) into the river, which even the society ladies find funny

I’m reading War and Peace, and you know, probably a lot more people would read it if they knew just how extremely cunty the dialogue is

This is actually a really good question and I need an answer.

What's up with me? Oh, just trying to silently sob in the quiet car while I listen to We Could Be Rats by Emily Austin #booksky

Packing the essentials

Paddington at the BAFTAs is sending me

He's making that face bc Mary Anne called him GROSS a few pages ago. Fuck off, Mary Anne!! #booksky #babysittersclub

An old comic style of a woman looking out her window at a city skyline. The bubble says, “What a stupid time to be alive.”

#cat Lucifer and his mousey and the blanket he is now obsessed with.

I survived a global pandemic for this shit!

🦄🐻🌈

when you accidentally turn yourself into a frog

the goose guard- not to be confused with the silly goose brigade, which is a completely different outfit

FRIEND: what are you doing this weekend? ME: slowly crumbling from the gruesome balancing act of needing to stay informed while trying to salvage enough healthy headspace to be able to continue to support myself FRIEND: cool, cool

Best eBay purchase ever #booktok Strega Nona, my beloved.

Actual genius

archive.ph/FxMHO Something we call all agree on this Holiday Season.

Me after reading The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus by L. Frank Baum, where Claus is raised by fairies and decides to leave the fairies and dedicate his life to bringing joy to children before they become slaves to capitalism. #booksky

Brother, let me on. #cats

Lovely bears

I got this because of the cat on the cover, and it sounds completely unhinged. #booksky

Jewel thief!!!! #cats #catsky