quick, someone get on his show and explain to him why Lordi not only won the ESC 2006 but utterly swept the field like no other band before or since.

Rick Beato has discovered German Metalheads and has fallen in love.

Fender: *does a fuckaround based on german court technicality* Fender: *does a findout by getting reminded of Thomann*

The Mario Galaxy movie is a plot without a story. It's Metal without Riffs. It's the Deathcore of storytelling.

the 'death comes knocking' meme but death is Larry and there's a PM behind every door

Humpty-Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty-Dumpty had a great fall. With all the king's knights and their horses in tow, he's still just somebody that I used to know.

there's a little bat hunting in the garden, how cute!

oh hey, new Boikot. ¡Recógelo!

hello it's Ayreon day. and also Evergrey. yay.

Not sure I would have called the new album that but you guys know what you're doing

ooof. ouch.

I will not go quietly into that night! I will BITCH and MOAN and be SO IRRITATING

site 404'ed

the old man in his prime

a Faith No More reunion? why, that's easy.

explain your @:

"So, if I use ChatGPT you think less of me?" Yep. Hope this helps.

it only took decades but there finally is a Poketmonst for me

Bane: -wore a mask in public -quarantined the city -tried to eradicate the rodent issue Got called a villain for it

Crash (1996, d. David Cronenberg)

and here it is, my favourite pun on the whole wide Disc

I have entered my Peavy Wagner phase

it was finally time to de-hair my head

the netherworld is what I call the inside of my pants

didn't know they played basketball but congrats

you know what I haven't seen in a long time? the last good piece of directing done by John Carpenter (S01E08, Masters of Horror, Cigarette Burns)

the reason why Metalcore/Deathcore breakdowns never quite worked on me; I learned early what a good breakdown sounds like

When the Night Begins in the old coubntry, I can hear My Rage.

watching the Mario Galaxy film just to remind myself that Ilkumination never needed genAi to produce ultra-slop

cuppa tea and oirn moidn

what if he dies and a thusly motivated US team wins the World Cup

hnnnnngh yaaaaargh i am filled with power POLKA POWEEEEEER

markiplier in Iron Lung totally sounds like ProZD

shit sucks so I'm watching Blues Brothers. the music is good and the Nazis get fucked. qualities that are hard to come by these days.

saw this cap on tumblr and god it really is like that

i wouldn't call myself a fan of Iron Maiden. in the same way I don't call myself a fan of water. or air.

oh alright, i'll watch ANOTHER Iron Maiden documentary

liebe Bestattung Wien, man gebe mir ein HamsterFight Friedhof T-Shirt

The Devils (Ken Russel, 1971)

it's kinda wild, how many cool setpieces D&D Honor Among Thieves manages to cram into a 2 hour runtime without feeling rushed

the Flames are In

I was about to do something else but then

I love Behind the Bastards but the only ads I ever get are for the woooooorst podcasts

those recent episodes of Takeshi's Castle are fun. but it's just too high budget! where is the grunge? where is the grime?

Cryptopsy cover band called Lord Woim

oh boy, i believe I like anchovies now

when I worked in hifi electronics, i used to constantly spin Live on Two Legs by Pearl Jam cuz I just couldn't stand radio and it was the most normie-compatible record I had. to this day, whenever Red Mosquito plays, I can SMELL that store