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EU-ministers: 'We hope for a two-state solution where both states are Israel'

If something can be destroyed by the truth, then let it - be it a person, a government, or an empire built on lies.

For me it's mayonaise

Come for very fresh Clipse, stay for some Tiny Desk banging

I saw Kendrick in a dream. He gave the recipe for the perfect gazpacho but I forgot when I woke up. GZA was there too, she was an ant.

Mister Price was a delight, he belongs in your museum (every museum)

Those new #mtg precons look pretty fun. I've ordered both but I'm particularly looking forward to playing with this dude

Lentils are best enjoyed three at the time

American History X The Everything App

Bought a MF DOOM shirt for the Kendrick show. Blending in by standing out

Wisdom from the SA: priDEMONth thread. Make today your Someday

Same SB, same

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy, but isn't a selfie.

A truly fucked-up street drug: mastodon.social/@icetsvu/114...

Mijn burnout heeft schildklier problemen zodat ik moe kan zijn terwijl ik moe ben.

My burnout has thyroid issues so I can be tired when I'm tired.

BLACK SKIES OVER PROJECT (Apartment) 2025 PUBLIC ENEMY drop surprise new album,!! We hear you and we here to still Fight the Power with ya as The Hits Keep On Comin You can’t stream it but you can pay what you want for the next 72 hours at bandcamp. publicenemy.bandcamp.com/album/black-...

We finally got to play Unsettled! It's a cooperative survival game, a puzzler. The learning curve was a bit steep but the gameplay is so much fun! And every looks very good, from the artwork to the inbox ing experience. We played the first mission,more to go.Highly recommended! #boardgame #Unsettled

Pick your favourite War Pigs 🔫🐽 For me it's a close one between T-Pain(!) and Faith No More but Mike Patton takes the prize for doing his thing

@joostvanbellen.bsky.social taught me Der Mussolini You better learn it too

Verder geen druk ofzo

this Sabbath cover by T-Pain goes way harder than it has any right to.

the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

That escalated quickly.

Getting ready for a day of attempting to move immovable objects and thinking about Balatro.

I don't even got a single duck in a row #aesop

New Aesop Rock just dropped! It's highly enjoyable, as always. Funny, philosophical, weird with fantastic production. Give it a listen: aesoprock.bandcamp.com/album/black-... #aesoprock

I feel like angry dancing

Filou hitting like a Belgian sledgehammer.

✨WHEEZING✨ (please dear goddess stick around for the US entrant 💀)

Another day at the office

No

The shine has rissen

I'm on my thirth re-read of Pratchett's works, this time in thematical order. It's wonderful to discover new layers and connections every time. I'm loving the progression of the characters. At the moment I'm halfway Nightwatch, appropriately. #pratchett #glorious25th

Post your worst rebranding

Moist abs get me hot&bothered youtu.be/jqM7o8n3ZFI?...

If you're in the USA, you can no longer watch the Dutch TV special about my theories on fascism and pro wrestling on YouTube! Oh no!! But fear not, for I have uploaded the full thing to my Vimeo for American viewing and sharing Go forth:

Always carry some flower seeds in your pocket

Another day of reminding everyone of Carl Sagan’s eerily accurate warning about the dangers of not being able to ask skeptical scientific questions to those in power or authority.

It’s a great time to be alive if you’re a piece of shit who doesn't like consequences

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I think a lot about what Carl Sagan said in one of his final interviews.

The industry-wide reporting that the show will not be “infused with anti-trans propaganda” is raising a lot of questions already answered by the industry-wide reporting

Star Trek III - The search for Sporck