Just three weeks now until Christmas and the robots come for you.

Just 22 days until Christmas and the robots come for you. Fruitcake will not stop them.

You now have 23 days until Christmas and the robots come for you.

This is the stupidest fucking thing I have ever heard a person say.

Just 24 days until Christmas and the robots come for you. Make some cocoa or something.

Just 25 days until Christmas and the robots come for you. Bake some cookies or something.

Post your favorite "Lord of the RIngs" character. Wrong answers only.

Well, we're looking at 26 days until Christmas and the robots come for you.

What a masterpiece #BMovieManiacs

PANIC! TERRA! HORRAH! Drink! #BMovieManiacs

#BMovieManiacs Antibodies!

I enjoy the smooth dulcet tones of the Ricky Ricardo Chair of Physics at Babaloo University as he explains how antimatter works #BMovieManiacs

It would have been fun to be a prop person on this movie and get to throw flaming garbage at the actors #BMovieManiacs

"Show, don't tell" Fred Sears: #BMovieManiacs

"Visibility Limited: Reexamining the Role of the Auteur in the Works of Fred Sears" #BMovieManiacs

This is the greatest film in the history of terra and horrah #BMovieManiacs

Just 27 days until Christmas and the robots come for you.

I was briefly a paste-up artist (ha, me an "artist"!) and the transition he's talking about was indeed huge. I remember, later, doing layout in Quark and physically delivering the disks to a print shop!

It's holiday baking time!

Don't want to interfere with your pie eating and whatnot, but there are only 28 days until Christmas and the robots come for you

In church history, Thanksgiving commemorates the time St. Patrick taught the Pilgrims about the Trinity using a turducken, showing them how it is three birds yet one

Happy Thanksgiving! Let's go to Les Nessman for a man on the scene report from the Pinedale shopping mall:

TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO PIE!

I hope the rest of the world is having a perfectly pleasant Thursday

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

Only 29 days until Christmas and the robots come back. Now's a good time to make sure you have plenty of cocoa in your bunker. #ChristmasRobots

Thirty days until Christmas and the robots come for you.

me and my wife leaving the mall and trying to remember where we parked

The fuck I will, CNN

If it bleeds we can kill it, Charlie Brown.

We Thought You Was a Toad, Charlie Brown

They're made of meat, Charlie Brown

The power of Christ compels you, Charlie Brown

Well, there's a thing we watched #bmoviemaniacs

It'd be cool if one of these guys jumped over a shark with their snowmobile #bmoviemaniacs

Until it was stolen by Louvre Beast #BMovieManiacs

Oh, I forgot about the part where the movie briefly stops ripping off Jaws and rips off Carrie for a bit #BMovieManiacs

I bet Betty Davis turned this down #BMovieManiacs

If you've ever wondered what Ed Wood would have done with a bunch of skiing footage, you're about to get your answer #BMovieManiacs

Meanwhile, on Hoth... #BMovieManiacs

I guess we've seen worse #BMovieManiacs

Is the cranky guy the comedian in All That Jazz? #bmoviemaniacs

Here come the head choppers! #BMovieManiacs

"Welcome to Shame Island!" #BMovieManiacs

"Last arr, arr 'n' a half" #BMovieManiacs

Joseph Pevney also directed City on the Edge of Forever, so this is sure to be good, right? #BMovieManiacs

This is a little more harrowing than the crap, er, the cinema we usually watch #BMovieManiacs

We now return to Nunpocalypse Now, already in progress #BMovieManiacs

the holiday season is upon us

Safety inspector: I found two major issues with your Death Star. For one thing, there are no railings. Grand Moff Tarkin: We believe railings would detract from the austerity of our bottomless chasms. Safety inspector: That brings us to my second issue.