This movie's not afraid of colors, I'll give it that #Riffotronic

Looks like Hercules, Theseus, and Whatshisname are going to undergo the Kolinahr ritual with hot Vulcan priestesses #Riffotronic

The first 20 minutes of this thing is just Hercules being confused and not understanding stuff, so people explain things to him slowly because he's kinda dumb #Riffotronic

Ok, so Dynagirl or whatever acts flat and wooden because Hot Young Saruman put a spell on her. What's Hercules's excuse? #Riffotronic

If you splurged and got Christopher Lee aboard to class up your movie, why would you waste money DUBBING him? #Riffotronic

5 authors I've read at least 5 books by: Kurt Vonnegut Clifford Geertz JRR Tolkien Michael Coe Arthur C. Clarke

So NJ lawmakers wrote a bill to rein in ICE. And this is what they called it. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/21/n...

I got another episode of One Step Beyond in the YouTube lottery. It's like the algorithm isn't even trying anymore #BMovieManiacs

What the hell was that? #BMovieManiacs

Maybe what Jerry Warren is trying to tell us is that the real blood hunters are capitalism and the panopticon of the carceral state or something #BMovieManiacs

Who even is the protagonist of this thing? It sure isn't any blood hunters #bmoviemaniacs

BORING BANTER OF THE BLOOD HUNTERS #BMovieManiacs

Sure isn't much in the way of terror or blood or hunting so far #BMovieManiacs

The sexual anti-magnetism between Duval and whatshername is really something #BMovieManiacs

This is kind of like Wages of Fear only really dull #BMovieManiacs

This print is so lousy I can't tell Dustin Hoffman from Steve McQueen #BMovieManiacs

Is the sick shivering guy going to turn into a zombie? #bmoviemaniacs

This is certainly a scintillating addition to the Papillon Cinematic Universe #BMovieManiacs

Soundtrack is mildly groovy #BMovieManiacs

I'm a law guy, not a politics knower, but "Trump illegally taxed/stole $175 billion from Americans" seems like good messaging.

So, are Uhura and Chekov on a date? #TOSSatNight

Please state the nature of your storage emergency #TOSSatNight

And now it's Springtime for Fausto #Riffotronic

I'm glad we all know how Herve Villachaize feels about nipples now. Real glad #Riffotronic

Wow, that's some fight choreography #Riffotronic

I am glad this movie was not so successful that they made a Squeezit Henderson spin off movie #Riffotronic

Ok, I'm back to hating things now #Riffotronic

I actually kinda like the Pico and Sepulveda number #Riffotronic

The Queen's number sounds like a deleted song from Nightmare Before Christmas #Riffotronic

The money changer is basically Laurence Olivier in the Neil Diamond remake of The Jazz Singer #Riffotronic

I wonder if Danny Elfman has that painting hanging in his house #Riffotronic

At least Herve Villachaize is enjoying himself #Riffotronic

Friend of mine in high school loved this movie and quoted it all the time. He later went to jail #Riffotronic

I got an episode of One Step Beyond in the YouTube lottery #bmoviemaniacs

"Now We Return to Our Graves": Mortuary Symbolism in Ed Wood's "Night of the Ghouls" #bmoviemaniacs

"Them monsters was destroyed years ago by lightning!" is dialogue worthy of Shakespeare #BMovieManiacs

Who's this Phantom of the Opera-looking jackass? #BMovieManiacs

"I am for you, thirty year old teenager" #BMovieManiacs

No means no, Potsie #BMovieManiacs

"Monsters to be pitied! Monsters to be despised!": Identity and Social Alienation in the Works of Ed Wood #BMovieManiacs

I kinda think Criswell was a little tipsy there #BMovieManiacs

You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).

I love that the Planet Of The Apes cartoon has a trucker listening to a song about humans.

God I love The Onion so goddamned much

I hope Lee Greenwood didn't fall and break his hip at the Kid Rock and Friends show in the Piggly-Wiggly parking lot

That was a great halftime show.

can Lee Greenwood name any other Lee Greenwood songs

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Channing Crowder Disreputable eldest son of the hidebound and sanctimonious banker Mr. Epaphroditus Crowder. Employed by Marcus Maxwell on an unsavory bit of business, he returns home transformed in a truly startling fashion.