The "Did Jimmy Carter Die Today" bot author used the wrong timezone and declared he wasn't dead today at 6AM lmao

Deny. Defend. Depose.

Former Amazon worker here; do not cross this picket line. Don't do it. Don't even order from them (unless absolutely necessary). They're a disgusting company to work for and the reason for my knee problems that required years of physical therapy. Fuck Amazon. We stand with the workers! 👊🏻✨

1. they're called skeets. 2. it's cool to use alt text. 3. pre-block the far right for fun and profit bsky.app/profile/chud...

Indeed.

Transitioning in your 30s is funny. The universe has conspired to make me look like Midwestern Lesbian mom.

Agatha All Along S1E06 mentions the Avengers. My partner goes “wait, is this some Marvel thing?” Can’t think of a higher compliment for the show.

Disney owns both The Muppets and Star Wars, and the fact they are not making a Muppet version of all nine main-series Star Wars movies is only explained by the fact that they secretly hate making money.

"I mean sure, Twitter is going to hell... but does have all the porn artists I follow there" *most of them are opening accounts here* Oh...

Tiny lizard knight 🛡️⚔️

This place is nothing but my friends being nice and drawings of sexy women this is incredible

For the new twitter friends, here are two of my favorite things about bluesky: 1) if you block someone, they vanish. If they QTd you, it just says "blocked". Nuclear block stops trolls. They hate it. 2) If someone QTs you & you don't like it, you can detach your post from theirs. BRILLIANT TBH?

Bluesky is funny because I can’t recall any other platform where its growth is explicitly tied to the collective hate for one person.

how it feels being on bluesky with no bots with blue verified checkmarks clogging up the replies all the time

BlueSky has the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now and announce private accounts and just nuke Twitter from orbit

This app is the definition of Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing

WOAH WHAT!! COOL

Howdy! I'm E (or echo if that's weird). I'm a queer SecDevOps engineer during the day and an MTG playing, video gaming, dog loving, furry trash, and shitposter by night. Okay some of those I am all the time, but whatever it's fine.

Howdy, twitter sucks, so I'ma be using this now, intro post next