22 minutes into the body-swap episode of Farscape S2E09 the crew have fucked, masturbated, defiled, and sharply increased their biases towards each other. In the R-rated American sci-fi film IT’S WHAT’S INSIDE (2024) the biggest transgression is accessing someone’s much larger digital following.

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Some very exciting news: I made a 25 minute visual essay about director Nobuhiko Obayashi’s life and career with @bsoderberg.bsky.social and it’ll premiere this Sunday at the @mahoningdit.bsky.social’s upcoming screening of HOUSE!

Today’s Homosexual Moment: buying a crystal punch ladle and a DVD of Barbara Stanwyck’s TITANIC (1953) from the church thrift shop before our 2pm showing of DRACULA

Yet another X Files article done by the way, this time covering John Vulich's work on the sixth season. As usual, gore effects warning. #XFiles #TheXFiles #JohnVulich #OpticNerve #OpticNerveStudios makeupeffectsarchive.blogspot.com/2025/10/the-...

Morning coffee and snuggles with my buddy boy

The performance uplift on the Switch 2 is bonkers. If it doesn’t put me through another decade of hardware failure hell it might go down as my favorite of all time.

Lord of the Steppes: "Conan, what is best in life?" Conan: "To add a thing you just did to your to do list and then immediately cross it off." Lord of the Steppes nods sagely.

DOWNTON ABBEY: THE GRAND FINALE (2025, Theatrical, #film) An oversized slice of cheesecake, a second cheesecake, and a take-home cheesecake. The softest PG issued in years, a shameless money spinner that puts it all on your lap, and a perfectly acceptable two hours of fan service in the flea pit.

again: the wackest branding is hiding a top tier #pdx chow spot: PDX Sliders sauced, seasoned, dressed, hot, cheap, fast, and correct

swing and a miss, baby

Now I'll never get invited to Riyadh to whine about cancel culture.

the Shane Black fall-off continues

I have now been on bluesky long enough to recognize a random guy walking in the park as someone I follow 👴⚰️💀⚱️

hoo boy, the purple Kool-aid flags are flapping in the gale

Update: Just opened up Twitter and this was the first thing in my "for you" feed. Two of those "local journalists" covering the protests at the ICE facility who somehow were able to get a picture of themselves on the roof of that facility. Surely ICE had nothing to do with this, yes?

Wrote about Steve Ballmer and the Clippers and @pablo.show's vital reporting on what is undoubtedly *the* scandal perfectly befitting our gilded era. www.splinter.com/the-nbas-bil...

If you go see GOOD BOY, stay after the 45-second end credits for a short piece on how they made the film. The director emphasizes that Indy had no idea he was in a movie, and they just had to shoot hundreds of hours of footage for almost 3 years to get each shot. Kinda like working with Jared Leto.

ugh god it’s just so good

screaming from my soul as I discover three snarling, mutant, glassy-eyed Trellos still being used in the bowels of a client and I will have to engage with Atlassian one week after finally having destroyed all documented Jira, Confluence, Hipchat, etc... accounts

Close enough! Seated for the documentary of our next dumbest century, #badpedophile which includes the theatrical premiere of SEX HOUSE 👅🏠

OUSTANDING piece on Big Shoe®

absolutely beautiful night to grill some brats and watch the Mad King’s surveillance drones wheel overhead, looking for opportunities to terrorize the populace 🫡🇺🇸🥹

“An author and game designer, she recently applied for a role that involved 12 interviews with 15 different people at a single studio. After all that, she was ghosted.”

partner moments after I upgraded a machine to Tahoe: “LIQUID GLASS MORE LIKE LIQUID ASS”

four things sound right in my head: - Jay and the gang getting mollywhopped over things they’ve been flippant or undisciplined about is good and overdue - reactionary groups going scorched earth and spraying acid over every human interface to Bluesky LLC since day one has been Big Unhelpful

Amazon announced today that they’re dropping high eight figures on a reminder that everyone should watch ACTION JACKSON (1988) deadline.com/2025/10/step...

I am 40 or 50 years old and I do not need this (a photo shoot going on with fitness models wearing tactical(?) gear)

I would love a professional opinion on SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE… (1971) It really knocked me on my ass how textured and human it was. At times. Sometimes. For the time.

Ah I see you’re admiring my Criterion collection

Amplifying. Most folks have no goddamn clue how much busywork is required to get something from asset A to SKU Z in 12-18 months. K-Pop Demon Hunters is a Lion King-sized tidal wave that is already reaching global product saturation after three months.

remarkably good new ad campaign from Ford making the rounds at the agency this week. Nothing synthetic, nothing irritating, and the least obnoxious truck campaign I've ever seen. cc:ing @primalux.thedeadbird.club for a vibe check www.instagram.com/p/DPEdf6bDpWF www.instagram.com/p/DPMMCqfjFdO

with today's re-release of the mario galaxy games, please enjoy the best mario commercial ever, an old, unofficial ad for super mario galaxy that made me fall in love with the possibilities of video games again: youtu.be/6-2L4PTV14A?...

I know these guys are all dumber than a sack of hammers, but it is fascinating to see the military decide “logistics are gay” in real time

A genuinely wrenching read. We created a machine that can short circuit social reality.

"Cancel Culture is good now" variety.com/2025/tv/news...

Every degenerate fantasy and vicious lie the human mind can cogitate can now be visualized in minutes, and it will be like this until I’m dead. Sensational. cw: AI, synthetic racism

GLOP POT GLOP POT Longaniza, boiler onions, potatoes, beans, plant chili mix, farro, rice, vegetable broth, small red beans, and garlic. We’ll see how she do.

King Pedophile's harassment campaign of Portland has begun. (Oregonian, 🎁, gift link)

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My eight-year-old self was *really* unequipped for this read, but I had an ironclad conviction that anything with a cartoonish cover was intended for kids, and I was a kid. HEEEYACK!! cw: Penske Media

the President of the United States of America explicitly called for my death today, lol

Flashing back to shrieking in delight at getting a stuttering 2fps one minute video clip from a pay BBS to fit on a 3.5” floppy

The Official Trailer for the Boulet Brothers' Dragula: Titans Season 2 is here! Tune in NEXT WEEK 10/7 for the premiere, only on Shudder and AMC Plus! youtu.be/Q6xx0oTqgUo

Sometimes I feel like I could cry for my country being overthrown but then I remember that nobody above me was actually committed to the bit and I go about my day. Coexistence with my dipshit species is a degrading circus of suffering and cruelty and then you cease to exist. 👍

Hey remember when the CDC dropped 6 of the 8 foodborne illnesses from the nationwide monitoring system in July and one of them was listeria? Mentioning for no particular reason www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...

Imagine denigrating military facial hair

what could i have possibly asked to write about

can you imagine sitting in that audience as a three-star flag officer — decades in the service, multiple post-grad degrees and a virtually unequaled level of command expertise — and being forced to watch this dunderheaded dry drunk give an off-brand jordan belfort seminar?