Imagine having a loser older brother couldn’t be me

Lol imagine getting shot

:3

I heard someone was talking shit my fish ears hear everything you land loving scaless goobers

Just had a fish-tastic day packed full of stupid land activities cause killing fishers for attracting my snacks caused a fishing shortage. The fuck is this shit? Is it really that unreasonable to rip out the throats of mortals who eat my damn fish? Fucking hell…

Sup land loving losers

Fish-tastic is a phrase that us aquatic girlies use to describe how utterly dogshit a land thing is

My back hurts from fucking your mother

In the club straight up fishing it

New year, same ol slutty me >:3

Haha, sex number.

sis, i got a girl pregnant through her prison bars you think a block will stop me lol

Shapeshifting my genitals until my sister becomes normal.

Playing MCR at the loudest possible volume.

For those who don't know, the point was all the new sexy costumes we can wear. Sexy nun, sexy Santa, sexy Rudolf, etc. And like, all the symbolism and power dynamics we can put in our smut art

Hey Gunmetal Olympus, what are we doing for Secret Santa this year?? Is there a dollar limit for presents? Are we doing a White Elephant? A Yankee Swap??

Sorry I was sleeping what’s going on

GO isn't like other retellings, our characters are on social media and will bully you (and each other). bsky.app/profile/benj...

Had a dream where Persephone was a professional streamer and she seduced me by bullying me in a video game… What an odd dream.

PSA for anyone with a gunmetolymp.us domain who needs to log in: don't say you have a custom domains, just type in your full @ under the bsky.social option. For some reason that's what works

Hey so uh...can i dissect you while you're still alive? (Flirting)

IF YOU REALLY LOVE YOUR BUTCHES YOU WOULD SET THEM FREE. EVEN IF THEY WANT TO FUCK TOASTERS. A FREE BUTCH IS A HAPPY BUTCH.

Since this concerned me, I was given the privilege of reading it and I must say… what an interesting piece of work. I think I now understand Athena’s viewpoint on works such as this. I not only will allow it but encourage others to read.

USER NAMED "PLANTMOMMY" HAS BEEN TERRORIZING ME FOR TEN YEARS BY SENDING ME PICTURES OF CUPS THAT ARE TOO CLOSE TO THE EDGE OF THE TABLE.

You should know my chariot will also be made of daughters. They are very comfortable and their faces make a wonderful seat for my very lucious thighs.

In real life, Hades also qualifies as the God of Wealth (Riches, Minerals, Money) while Hermes is the God of Commerce (Trade, Economy, etc.) In Gunmetol since Hermes doesn't exist and Hades takes their place in the 12, does that mean Hades is in charge of the economy?

Do you ever wonder where all the milk in Elysium comes from? Cows are massively wasteful creatures. You ever wonder why you never see any of my daughters with absolutely massive tits? Garden 13-B answers both questions.

Sometimes I find myself dreaming about the witch kidnapping me and taking my first… and second… and third… mmmfgh

I'M NOT REALLY INTO POLITICS *TURNS YOUR HUSBAND INTO SOUP*

CAN I NOT BE A MILF AND A DILF? WHY DO YOU FORSAKE ME MOTHER?

DO NOT THEE PUT ME IN A HOUSE OF CARDS. DO NOT DO IT, MORTAL!

HARK! HOW CONVENIENT IT IS THAT ALL MINE ENEMIES ARE ONTOLOGICALLY EVIL AND WRONG!

@tentaclequeengo.bsky.social omg I haven’t seen you in forever!

People who stumble on the GO roleplay accounts must be so confused lmao. 'Why is Zeus she/her???'

Oh? Shame, because honestly, you wearing a ball gag and manacles would almost make you bearable.

My latest book, co-written with @devi.bsky.social, is a mecha cyberpunk retelling of Hades/Persephone: lesbians, giant monsters, cannibalism, Greek gods as you've never seen them before, and a delightful amount of blood. Amazon: www.amazon.com/Hades-Calcul... Itch: mariaying.itch.io/the-hades-ca...

GOOD MORNING MOTHER AND OTHER LESBIAN GENDERS.

STOP HAVING SEX WITH THE TWINK MECHANICS. OUR INFRASTRUCTURE IS FAILING. THEY HAVE JOBS -- HEY, HEY! NO! DO NOT PUT THAT CORNCOB THERE!

Giving thanks for all of the girl ass I was able to enjoy this year 💛

You know, i talk a lot about the bonds between a mother and daughter and forcibly feminizing my son, Blandinus, so i think people forget: I can make vine tentacles.

Good morning Sisters of Elysium

Sorry, I can't hang out with you anymore, I'm actually triggered by loser ass dweebs because they remind me of my lame spouse :/

Does anyone else feel that, despite being desired and revered by damn near everyone on the planet, no one does it right, it's been a hundred years since someone desired you the way you wanted, needed, were made for, and now it's been so long that hoping for it again just hurts? Haha me either

The King claims to want to do away with men, yet she does not let me put estrogen in the food supply. Curious.

YOU MAY ENTER ANY TEMPLE TO SACRIFICE TO ME. IN FACT, SACRIFICE TO ME ANYWHERE. ON THE STREET. IN YOUR CLASSES. BRING ANY LARGE BOAR AND MAKE THAT FIRE!

Oh shit, I have the most followers of any Gunmetal Olympus Bsky account? Well then, it kinda sounds like *I* should be the King, doesn't it 🤔

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New @, the dawn of a new era of Gunmetal Olympus Bluesky! If you're a GO account that wants a gunmetolymp.us @, dm me with the @ you want, as well as the text string it shows you when you try to change your @ and say you have a custom domain, labelled "value." It'll start with "did=did:"

@priestessofhera.bsky.social is a witch apologist! She’s betrayed us all! BURN THE WITCH APOLOGIST🗣️‼️