I'd never want to have kids, I don't even like the lil bastards tbh but the fact I'll never be able to get pregnant is kinda killing me tbh.

For no particular reason I feel a sort of connection with Jax ... *abstracts*

Just watched the last episode of TADC. *deep inhale* I'mnotcrying,youarecrying t.t

eggsploitation 🤔

The pain of seeing the kind of person you want to be in person on the street and realising just how astronomical the difference is between how I currently am Vs what things could have been

*googles what makes cool aunts/moms cool* A-asking for a friend 👀

So uh... Pragmata, huh. Totally uh, totally not awakening any sort of ma- i mean paternal instincts that I'm totally normal about. I mean I don't like kids, why would i want to be a mo- I mean a parent to a cool lil daughter like that. Like, psht! A-as if. Eye roll. So lame. B-but like 👉👈

Not me wondering what sort of her would she cook up 👀 I mean, that's what's in the syringe, isn't it? 👀 👀

My comms are open once more, with newer pricing!

Totally not me coming out as a slime girl 👀

I feel like I should help others by reposting and making sure everyone has the opportunity to repost for themselves. So like, this isn't an actual like repost repost if you know what I'm sayin'. So like it doesn't count for me. Right?

I'm doing it again. I've planned to do stuff this 4 day weekend. What am I doing? Nothing. Wasting away. Fuck I can't wait to be finally dead

So uh... easter, huh. I hope uh we are not planning any *egg hunting* 👀

Reason # 'I don't even know anymore' why having a pussy would be based af

*summons The Lords in Black for completely normal cishet gender reasons*

A little update on this. This place fuckin' sucks, brah. I'm on this trial period thing and when it's over in a few weeks I don't think I'll have my contract extended. Looking into other options rn, even abroad. (The place is BYD btw)

Just had a silly thought. What if like I moved to abroad and as I'm getting on the plane I turn around to my family who took me to the airport and just drop the "oh yeah btw I'm moving partly because I might be trans gotta to bye" bomb on them. Wouldn't that be humorous as heck hahahaahhaa 😬

Any good European countries to move to as an EU citizen for trans people? Asking for a friend. I've been thinking Portugal or one of the Nordic countries idk.

Hold on... I just had a realisation. I think I just dreamt that someone injected me with estrogen. *confused dial up noises*

I'll be honest dominant women kinda scare me but I've heard exposure therapy can be quite effective. *gets exposed to dommestrogen*

End of year fat ass goblin girl

If all goes well, after almost 2 years I'll finally get a job in a couple of weeks. If things go well even further I might be able to rent my own place... *From the corner of my eyes I peek at the funny site with... The Pills™* ... Well, wouldn't it be funny...

Moving far far away and transitioning for the bit. Chat, it's just for the memes. Like omg it's gonna be so funny. Gonna prank everyone so hard bro.

Now that the holidays are coming up I've been thinking about what it would have been like if I moved abroad and started transitioning ages ago. Then I'd come back for Christmas and everyone still loves and supports me. I'd talk about nails with my aunt, teach my sisters goth/witch-y stuff ... *sigh*

I'd never want to have kids but... like, why do I feel bad that this can never happen? Why do I feel like I'm missing out? Wouldn't want it in a million years but I don't even have the option and it... it kinda sucks, to be honest

Bimbo in a golden bikini at a golden party idk As I was making this I was thinking this one kinda have @omystephanie.bsky.social vibes. What do y'all think?

Miku Miku ... *inhale* ... BEEEEEAAAAAMMMM!!!

Guy who has been thinking about stuff like bottom surgery, being able to get pregnant and breastfeeding the local (and then some) trans women so they can grow big and strong, just below the normal amount. Whatever that might be.

Transitioning shouldn't be this much of a hassle. I mean ffs switches and buttons exist. Just make them do the thing how hard can it be.

Haven't posted on this account in a while so quick update: Everything still sucks and life still isn't worth living. I'm still a failure who can't get a job. I hope death will take me soon.

Stacy's mom X Stacy, her sisters, her friends, her sisters' friends and their sisters, all their moms, etc.

Remember Naruto? It had that clone thing. And the gender swap thing. So what if... you did a bunch of gender swapped clone things and sent them out to do all sorts of sex stuff. But when they return you supposedly get all their experiences. So could you like... forcefem yourself that way? 🤔 🤔 🤔

It always surprises me how nice it feels when I properly shave my face because I do it so rarely. If I had the money maybe I'd look into getting it lasered off entirely and just be done with it

I am a cisgender heterosexual man. I am a cisgender heterosexual man. I am a- [|S I G N A L - L O S T|]

This might sound very strange but I've got these two shirts for sale. Primarily within EU. The swirly is a size L, the other is a size XL. I could measure them if ya need it. Tie dye shirts, made by me. It's possible this might become a regular thing.

I'm tired of this flesh prison. Why can't I just be... idk a thing that can change its look at will. Like... idk something futuristic or fantastical that can shapeshift. Being stuck like this is bs. This body is my personal prison or hell idk.

Mean girl lesbian gaslighting the socially awkward nerd into being the new mean girl in her clique.

Existence is a miserable hell and anyone who says suicide isn't the answer I'll kill them and then myself.

Education is important but becoming a girl is importanter /j

Education is important but becoming a girl is importanter /j

Me: yeah, I think I wouldn't mind being overweight if it were like this Me:... what? Me: what? (just a little egg posting, as a treat)

Why did you transition, wrong answers only I uh, I didn't. ... Wait, no- *gets sniped with an E shot*

Just so we're clear.