I am a cisgender heterosexual man. I am a cisgender heterosexual man. I am a- [|S I G N A L - L O S T|]

This might sound very strange but I've got these two shirts for sale. Primarily within EU. The swirly is a size L, the other is a size XL. I could measure them if ya need it. Tie dye shirts, made by me. It's possible this might become a regular thing.

I'm tired of this flesh prison. Why can't I just be... idk a thing that can change its look at will. Like... idk something futuristic or fantastical that can shapeshift. Being stuck like this is bs. This body is my personal prison or hell idk.

Mean girl lesbian gaslighting the socially awkward nerd into being the new mean girl in her clique.

Existence is a miserable hell and anyone who says suicide isn't the answer I'll kill them and then myself.

Education is important but becoming a girl is importanter /j

Education is important but becoming a girl is importanter /j

Me: yeah, I think I wouldn't mind being overweight if it were like this Me:... what? Me: what? (just a little egg posting, as a treat)

Why did you transition, wrong answers only I uh, I didn't. ... Wait, no- *gets sniped with an E shot*

Just so we're clear.

lol Like just imagine What if like a guy gets into some sort of accident. And he is like in the hospital. And one day his body sort of starts to crack. And with like this blinding light a beautiful woman emerges from the body. Who is like, sort of the same person but not really. like lol rofl even

What a silly meme I wonder who made this. 😐

What a silly meme I wonder who made this. 😐

As a guy it's completely normal to feel a little bit jealous when you see a pregnant woman. I mean it's not like I would ever want kids, it's probably just some sort of instinct kicking in. It's totally normal. No need to look into it any further.

Shit's weird bcause tbh I don't really wanna live (*vaguely gestures at everything* wonder y) but I keep myself so deep in the closet with an infinite # of 🚪s and 🔒s bcause I don't wanna lose everything and die under a bridge or smthin. If I wanna die anyway, y not just transition. kno what I mean?

Shit's weird bcause tbh I don't really wanna live (*vaguely gestures at everything* wonder y) but I keep myself so deep in the closet with an infinite # of 🚪s and 🔒s bcause I don't wanna lose everything and die under a bridge or smthin. If I wanna die anyway, y not just transition. kno what I mean?

Johnathan Novabreak. A promising young researcher in the New Interstellar Association. On his way to investigate an anomalous formation on a distant planet his ship's protection failed and he traveled through hyperspace completely exposed to whatever unimaginable lurking in there. 1/5

The masculine urge to come out to my siblings as their sister x.x Chat, am I cooked?

As I was going to get some water I thought if it gets any warmer I might just kick that bucket. And this got me thinking. If that really happened. One of the worst things would be that... so, there are a couple of people I only interact with on discord. And I'd never be able to let them know. 1/2

>"click on this video to become a girl" >clicks on it >the video: hah. you fool. you absolute buffoon. you already are if you clicked wtf Y does this keeps happening

K, so hear me out. Let's say you have a choice of remaining in your current body (which also has a bunch of problems going on) or switching to an ideal body but it has the opposite sex. Choosing the ideal body would just make sense, since it's an improvement over your crappy current one. It's 1/2

This would not only cure me from all my ailments, it would also solve like a lot of my problems in life Original art by @squishcap.bsky.social The other is some random stock photo idk.

*eggs eggily*

So, now that we've established I'm totally cis and very het, let me just say sometimes often I think what it'd be like to start all over from the school years as a... you know, maybe even in an all-girls school. No particular reason. Just to see how things would turn out. Just for the bit.

So, now that we've established I'm totally cis and very het, let me just say sometimes often I think what it'd be like to start all over from the school years as a... you know, maybe even in an all-girls school. No particular reason. Just to see how things would turn out. Just for the bit.

Depressed cishet boy to confident sadistic lesbian femdomme pipeline when. Asking for a friend

Staying up until 3am playing the secretary game wtf is wrong with me lol xd

Woke up tired of living yet again. I just wanna quit, dude. This life thing is clearly not for me. I can't fucking do this bullshit

Heh lol Like Wouldn't it be funny If like I took a estrogen And like Got booty and bobes And stuff Like Ha haa Funny lol

The day after mother's day should be a day when ungrateful sons are turned into mommies by their moms so um, they can learn a valuable lesson. On a completely unrelated note I was not celebrating mother's day because of reasons and there's nothing anyone can do about it.

On one hand I can't really stand kids but on the other it kinda feels like it kinda sucks I'll never be a mom. ... I-i mean parent. ... Fucking typo. I meant to say father. Why would it feel bad that I'll never be a mother that's just silly Whatever I don't like kids anyway

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*not me going to bed wishing, praying for death to come before I wake up. just drifting off to nothingness and becoming free of everything*

This. This whole... thread?.. feels very much like a million exploding arrows directed at me with pinpoint precision. (Apart from the f-word stuff.) But like, hello, I'm a cis guy so all of this is ok. I'm the living proof you can be cis AND, like,... all of this can be going on too.

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I wonder if they still take any applications. B-because I'm looking for a job, of course. Totally not the uh, the other thing. 👀

Moo Mei booty

Totally not me feeling like absolute garbage because I stayed up waaay too late playing one of those games where the main character slowly gets turned into a female character. ... I-i mean a game that has an interesting story and uh characters. Yeh👍

Mfw I'm reminded that pregnancy is a thing and it's something that's never going to happen (Even tho I really don't like kids and babies and stuff and also I'm just a cis guy so it shouldn't bother me yet here we are. Bothered.)

I am finishing Myrmidon today

Cold and serious sister who wears a white-blue battle outfit X hot-blooded tomboy sister who wears a black-red battle outfit

It's fun to wake up with having whatever the opposite of "will to live" is. It would be real nice if we could stop this ffs. I mean waking up. Nothing good ever came of that stuff.

I was watching this interview with Rhett McLaughlin and he said something like, moving away allowed him to make a decision that otherwise would have been a lot of conversations n stuff. He was talking specifically about his beliefs but still it's something for me to think about. For um, reason 👀

*is Easter* I'm sorry the Easter what hunt?!

goblin matriarchs taking the piss out of you a bit then assign a gender (out of... gee, so many😳) to you based purely on vibes. for the most part they get pretty accurate but nothing is set in stone, of course. they just like to meet new people and give them something to think about

Yooo! I haven't seen it, I just found out this is a thing and I don't know where or how to watch it but yooo! The Miku movie youtu.be/4-iNByBzqIc

Shade for @missmajored.bsky.social! I missed the deadline for Major's DTIYS, but couldn’t resist drawing this character anyway. tried something new and drew it fully in PS, so it’s a bit outside my usual style. stepping out of my comfort zone q_q

Halloween OC Commission for @photonboom.bsky.social! NSFW alt up on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/oc-hal... #MyArt #Commissions

alright squad it's time to teach bsky a thing I learned off Twitter before it stopped being Twitter how to (somewhat) AI-proof your ao3, a thread by chief 🧵 (repost to save a fanfic author etc etc)

Swimwear Daisy 💛💚⛱️ #princessdaisy #luigi #mariokart