Who is into feet? I'm cool with incest and being savored as someone sensually consumes me 🤤🤤🤤 what was I saying...yeah Demeter is weird af but at least she isn't into feet.

And suddenly I want to make some enemies...

What trouble can I stir up today? What shenanigans should I get up to?

Yanno....I'm starting to see what Sparky is so worked up about.

Sometimes it all gets to be too much. I wish for nothing more than to be swallowed by the sea to just sink into blissfull nothingness

I see Demeter is on her bullshit again...still

Elysium, is Big Sister/little sister strictly a birth order thing or is it a role? Can someone be younger than their little sister? Asking for a....friend

THE PROPER WAY TO WRITE A WOMAN IS 1) MAKE HER EVIL 2) MAKE HER KISS OTHER WOMEN 3) SORRY WHAT WAS I DOING I GOT A NOSEBLEED

Hehehe 🧜🏿‍♀️🌊😘

It's really not fair. Aphrodite stands in a giant clam shell and people call it art. I do it and it's "Kymopoleia, go home, you're intoxicated" Yeah, intoxicated with the need to be viewed as art created by the Sea herself.

THE PEOPLE ARE COMING UP TO ME AND THEY ARE SAYING, "IS IT POSSIBLE?" "IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A LION TO GIVE BIRTH TO AN OWL?" TEN OR TWENTY PEOPLE ASK ME THIS EVERY DAY. THE ANSWER IS YES. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE THROUGH THE POWER OF LESBIANISM.

Come swim with me so I can playfully drown you *flirting*

Axes forget. Trees remember. I'm feeling like a tree when I wish I could forget.

Dear 12, I don't ask for much, but I long for the company of a pilot. A hot chunky one who is strong, capable, beautiful, deadly, not evil or derided, unless evil in a fun way...🥴..what was I talking about? 🥺😊

Moon's too full. These people are vexing me. Either that or an epidemic of kelp for brains has begun.

Good thing there is still electricity under the sea and lotsa bioluminescent things. Will someone come hold me...just in case?

Come be totally normal with us. No I won't try to drown you, unlesssssss........

Did the 12 ever sort out who the Lord of Helping Them Get Over Their Shit would be? Seems they could use one or 24 of those.

So it was a Wednesday when Sparky finally realized she wasn't gonna win the special affections of Her Broodiness.

Sometimes I consider going back under but then who would troll old thunder britches and the world's worst mother ever

Sometimes the tea steeps itself. I need to call Cassandra. She'd get a kick out of this

Feeling bored and thinking of calling @priestessofhera.bsky.social for some fun gossip

Husbands are more useful as soup.

I may have gotten a little carried away with the naiads last night. I'm going to be covered in sucker marks and leaking salt water for days.

I don't usually kink shame but what the actual fuck is wrong with that woman?

Goodness. Hera come get your "King"

But falling in love by the sea is the most romantic of all.