This new “jump on mom @ 4am is giving orange cat Val…” 🤨

on brand

my Ski School career is really taking off 😂

thriving

it’s so sad I can barely stand it

Oh fuck. :(

Have you ever played 3-15 hours of Mario kart then gotten in your actual car and had visions of ramming others off the road?

The Olympics are going to incredible in Bormio. The women’s US alpine team is the strongest it’s been in history of the sport 🔥 Lindsey Vonn won her 45th WC downhill this am 🥹 👑 📸: Gabrielle Facciotti

Warriors on the winning side of a #didntloseby50 game

@tdbsetlists.bsky.social I’m just noticing KeithD king 👑 pfp 🔥

I get to see fruit bats play baby man in its entirety again this time down in Nevada city 🌃 🥰 If there’s an opportunity ima beg him to play anything from Siamese dream ⛅️

I’m watching figure skating. I see the dubs are winning. I’m going to keep watching figure skating 😂

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

train dreams 💔 😭 🌲 🚊 “the little insects you can’t even see play a role as vital as the river. The dead tree is as important as the living one.”

I am out of commission due to cardboard papercut

I don’t like basketball

I wonder what Kerrs doin back there now?

Enter Gui #DubNation

Good morning ❄️

Like a torero or a soldier in a Hemingway story, the band had fought the good fight and came away having known they touched perfection, and those who witnessed it were enlightened, awed, and, no doubt, changed forever #GratefulDead Fillmore East, NYC, 1/3/70 gratefuldeadoftheday.com/01-03-1970/

first movie of 2026. as good as i'd heard.

former south park writer just bought this domain and this is the energy i need for 2026 www.trumpkennedycenter.org

great first day of the szn for the ski team 🎿 🐾

Hello 👋 Im a giant piece of steak 🥩

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2026 vibes ✨ ❄️

Happy New Year. In 2026, I hope everyone gets what they deserve.

Happy New Years to us Warriors fans 🤩✨

I like raspberry turnovers …

saying I would defend cantaloupe til the death 🍈 😂

I miss my dogs 🥹

On this date: December 30, 1974. A group of local musicians went into Sound 80 Studios in Minneapolis with Bob Dylan to re-record some of the songs that had been recorded in September in New York and would appear on the “Blood on the Tracks” LP.

🦎

Your mom’s already there

Thank you Eagles thrilled for the Patriots 💥

My parents talk about UConn basketball squad like they’re our extended family 😂

Fuck Aaron Rogers. Loser. Fucking Retire. Trash human.

Grizz, the Memphis Grizzlies mascot, turning a child into a meat crayon.

oh, you might enjoy this one, too: zappalifeontheroad.com

Uncanny

*extremely neil young voice* one day, you’ll find, ever-y-thing, you’re looking for

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Oysters 🦪 > UConn 🏀 > warriors 🏀 > pats 🏈 > phish 🐠

good morning #dubnation

The Pop-Tarts mascots at the Pop-Tarts Bowl are true chaos agents. "Three Pop-Tarts are gonna be sacrificed today, people!"

Merry Christmas out there to everyone. Especially tDB fans.