put the phone down

blasting jock jams as i turkish ice cream man this little brat himejoshi-style

im going to compile all my affectionate kissy smoochie images here bc i can!!!!!!!!!!

Put friend pelican in friend pelican mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth

lines cut for time (7min is brutal). clementine, burdened by a disrespectful nickname she doesn’t want, struggles to understand how someone with a beautiful, imposing name (and matching appearance)—which inherently receives respect—could ever prefer a diminutive nickname.

i had to do with my babes 😭💜 worth the 4am bedtime #ocs #skystation

skeleton smoochies for good luck

51.

pick up the ash and berries

"oh gross thats a gooner game" who cares man I'll jack off to your favorite game anyways. cranking my hog to call of duty. masturbating to sim city 200. im busting nuts to bejewled. fuck you.

this works on me btw

I walk thru the mall a lot lately (don’t ask) and I just saw some bonafide mall goths. had to stop myself from clapping for them like troops in the airport

i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired

Guile... Guinan... Guilenan

ser miku

They're a requirement

Sometimes u gotta look for the little things in life… like me and this whale plate

when you're a former evil wizard starting a new career in your 30s as a carrot farmer 😔

I've reread this like 3 times. Freed herself from slavery by running away, *went back a week later bc the slaver was talking shit, set his house on fire, and then escaped again is absolutely incredible queen shit

Bel's Fanfare Kickstarter is OUT NOW Support this whimsical RPG inspired by Zelda classics, Undertale and Spirited Away. We reached the goal in just 1 hour but let's see how far we can make it 🔥 www.kickstarter.com/projects/chi...

Baby Ogre; perfect child, proper web technique (always) 🤎

Furries have already achieved the dream of every shit silicon valley technology and in a more ethical and less cringe way The metaverse: VRChat NFTs: adoptable fursonas Typing words into a text box and having art appear: commissions

Poison bug [ #art #pokemon #scolipede ]

one of earthbound's composers said the dungeon tracks were inspired by a tribe called quest (i feel like the master belch theme is too)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Breaking up with Adobe

I’m just a gay little animal

I really hope ppl know it is never too late to start drawing, there is no wrong way to draw, and that talent is a learning process and it is going to be messy, rough and tough but also FUN, EXPERIMENTAL, AND WORTH IT! PLEASE DRAW IF YOU WANT TO! ONLY YOU CAN CREATE THE ART YOU MAKE!!

my sticker collection has grown :)

this weekend i visited a beloved local cafe/record store and they had a bathroom labeled "Gay Bathroom". when we complimented the sign the barista said sometimes shitty people ask if there's a different bathroom they can use, so they have a second one in the other room labeled "Super Gay Bathroom"

02.01.26 Nondescript Skeleton fencer Concept partially came in a dream and from the song “Clemency for the Wizard King” by The Mountain Goats

Sinners... but make it Leyendecker #SinnersMovie

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️pop 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

Here are 543 images (1.5GB) of items at the Philadelphia Museum of Art arms and armor exhibit You're free to use them for anything, even commercially. I tried to focus on details not usually represented in available reference material drive.google.com/file/d/1NRzg... Here's a small sampling:

He so mad but also he return the slow blinks

Beth Hapworth, 37, recognises that imposter syndrome is a thing – but has explained that she doesn’t have it, as she is, in fact, an imposter.

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

'They want your brain to need a subscription' is a great summation of the tech oligarchs' true intentions. Many technologies of the past that have claimed to free and elevate the individual have in reality been about controlling them, but AI is the most blatant attempt yet to own our inner selves.

Woah it's almost like once you get over the initial hurdle of starting a task and build a little momentum it's easier to get it done. Fucked up

If you like body horror and cowboys, you should check out my webcomic! I got 220 pages on there :^) dustndreadcomic.com

wait a minute... I do black and white comics!!! #bwcomics Aside thinking it fits Dust n' Dread more, I just don't think I would ever finish pages in a reasonable time if I did it in color. I am a very impatient person...

Yeah, you can say I'm very good at following directions @louceph.com

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf now get ready for

Me I’m supa fly Supa dupa fly, supa dupa fly

dream jobs: - book editing assistant - ceo but im one of the good ones - construction worker on the gigantic saw 7 john kramer (specifically working in the penis division)

banning kids from the internet isn't the way, teaching kids internet safety is, parental accountability is also required.

I'm SO excited that Looking at Birds: Lands Between, my & @meganbrennan.bsky.social's unofficial fancomic about birdwatching in elden ring, is available digitally! It's an action-comedy about trying to birdwatch in a world where most of the birds want to eat you. megthebrennan.itch.io/eldenbird