Working door at the local goth club is really cool 🧟‍♂️🦇 #goth

Woody Harrelson and Juliette Lewis for Natural Born Killers (1994)

nothing lasts

one day you walked out of Blockbuster for the very last time and you never even knew it

Yo if you leave a theater like this you should be banned for life lmao

I have an appointment with daredevil tonight

the DJ is playing the first evil deal on the club TVs and i’m really mad i’m at door and I can’t see a tv from where i’m at cruel and unusual punishment

if the only thing I do at comic con is take selfies with my favorite pookies, I feel pretty accomplished 🦉☕️💫 #twinpeaks #starwars #kylemaclachlan #haydenchristensen #eccc

someone left their retainer at the club?

I hate touching someone’s hand at work to give them their stamp and they’re STICKY!!!!!!!

stupid shit I buy for the goth club; individually packaged slim jim’s for a friday the 13th theme

If you’re looking for something to watch this weekend, make sure you go to support WONDER MAN cause it seems like Marvel didn’t care to promote the fact that it is now out #wonderman

there’s club drama happening and now i’m MAD at myself for taking next week off!!!! I want to know!!!!!!!!! facebook only tells me so much!!!

I’ll be going to @creepiecon at the end of the month! It’ll be my third out of state convention, but my first time going to CreepIE, I’m even excited enough to make (and remake!) costumes for it 🔪💉🩸 #silenthill #lostboys #repothegeneticopera #horror #horrorcosplay

More shots from that not-quite-engagement-photos shoot I did with @petsymatary.bsky.social and her hubby back in 2022. Masks and photography by me. #horror #nun #devil #satanic #leatherwork #masks #art #postapoc

The purpose of art is to reveal the horror of existence in a way that makes everyone horny

That time I made faux #horror movie accidental engagement photos for my friends. With @petsymatary.bsky.social and her hubby. #photography #leatherwork #masks #nun #devil #satanic #postapoc #art

“I wish I had some holy water to throw on you. I’d just like to see what would happen to you.” -The club manager to me because I kept frog blinking at him

these three dudes all in mariners gear and blue jeans just opened the door to the club, looked at me behind the desk and just closed the door and left

currently offended that the man sitting next to me at the dive bar rail SKIPPED my joan jett song on the touchtunes

someone brought camel milk to the club

people who immediately get blackout tattoos instead of using them as a tool for coverups like they were meant to be concern me

one of the DJ’s has already made a remix of bbno$’s NSFW

“I’ve licked a lot of questionable things in my life but I will NOT lick the club dancefloor!”

a club member just told me he was worried about me and the manager because he’s been outside twice and we haven’t been outside smoking either time

logging on

there’s something validating in the fact that every company whose social media I have taken over has failed as soon as I leave it’s almost like I knew what I was doing 🤷🏻‍♀️

I just ordered bagels online and I am so excited the future is now

an angel looses its wings when a hardcore releases a bad omens esque metalcore track 😔

got an account warning on reddit for saying you should crowdkill the people being mean to you at an MCR show LOL

I think a man in a cowboy hat LIED TO ME TODAY in an effort to pick up goth chicks outside the nine inch nails concert

seth meyers is coming to our local zoo for a comedy night and I am FROTHING at the MOUTH I cannot be normal about this

I saw a spider TURN AND LOOK AT ME while I was looking at said spider and I didn’t have my glasses on and I could see it!!!!!

it’s always so funny whenever I do a dumb voice at a member and they do it back

the men in the club are telling me I need to use my parking break more and i’m just standing there like

I just had a peach (a white peach specifically) for the first time in years peaches are fucking awesome, dude

there’s a new friday the 13th movie AND video game coming out?? AND the prequel TV show?? I am being FED rn!!!!

if I actually get this screen used repo man jacket i’m currently the top bidder for I will be INSUFFERABLE

the all american rejects have rebranded to the rejects and I think that’s pretty hardcore

there’s a full size figure model of jason voorhees that someone is selling on facebook marketplace and taking photos with the one at Mopop has almost convinced me to get the FBM one 👀

RIP Ozzy. Thank you. 🖤

*me, bashing my head against a wall* “ALL CHAPS ARE ASSLESS, THEYRE MEANT TO BE WORN OVER PANTS YOU DONT HAVE TO CALL THEM ‘ASSLESS CHAPS’”

Return of the evil nun 🖤 #pixelart

I just had the coolest idea for a blair witch themed birthday cake since TBWP and I have the same release date but one of my friends who is AMAZING is making me a cake already (hopefully i’ll remember this for next year)

it’s just me and my collection of photos of Bruce Campbell against the world

arf arf 🗣️🗣️