ER doc here! This is a lie. Wait times are up because the American healthcare system is an unsustainable business model and a for-profit national healthcare system just doesn’t work. These problems will continue to get worse until we change that system. It literally has nothing to do with immigrants

Florida has announced that it will end all vaccine mandates, including for schoolchildren. We hear the new rides at Disney World are sick! See of the coming attractions: nyer.cm/D2wAbzi

No one would have known he was the baby if he hadn’t filed the lawsuit.

This is Ruby. She likes to pet the other dogs at daycare. 14/10 extremely relatable (TT: alanahlorraine)

Breaking News: Jane Goodall, one of the world’s most revered conservationists, died at 91. Her discoveries in the 1960s about how chimpanzees behaved in the wild broke new ground and represented what was called “one of the Western world’s great scientific achievements.” nyti.ms/42kpGxt

A bus of Bronx middle schoolers pulled up to the Capitol this morning for a long-planned field trip just a few hours after the government shut down. All Capitol tours were cancelled as the guides can’t work in shutdown. So I escorted them in myself and gave them a personal tour. They were great!

11 govt shutdowns since 1980 and only one has happened when Democrats control congress.

“We started the store because we were so exhausted by shopping online." Outline, a boutique in Brooklyn, is adopting a new (old) way to shop, by replacing its e-commerce with a print catalog. nyti.ms/4gOaBtT

It's official: NYC bus and subway fares are rising to $3 next year, along with a number of other increases to transit fares and tolls. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/30/n...

I mean it when I say, get these white women out of here bruh

Hey remember when the CDC dropped 6 of the 8 foodborne illnesses from the nationwide monitoring system in July and one of them was listeria? Mentioning for no particular reason www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...

New: Planned Parenthood Arizona says it has "made the incredibly difficult decision to suspend providing essential health care services to patients insured through Medicaid" due to federal efforts to "defund" Planned Parenthood.

Trump: ‘Another Thing Epstein And I Never Did Is Play Nude Charades’

America has done a great job at making individual efforts and responsibilities seem infinitely more consequential than institutional ones.

Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Elisabeth McNair. #NewYorkerCartoons Get more cartoons and other funny stuff in your inbox: nyer.cm/WDwxkaF

Mind you, these people think SNAP recipients shouldn't be able to buy SODA.

I remember my mom telling me she knew she had to leave my dad when she was more scared of what she was gonna do to him, than what he was gonna do to her. And that’s how I’m starting to feel about republicans.

Remember, A.I. is being pitched as a solution to all the busy work that is now your responsbility because it used to be somebody else's job and they already laid them off. It has quite literally been pitched to me as "you know all that stuff you hate doing?" And it's like, yes, you made me do it.

It's actually a great reminder that sucking up to Trump is pointless. He'll eventually find a reason to fuck you.

Remind people when the price of their medicine leaps this year due to tariffs and the price of their insurance leaps next year due to shrinking the insurance pool that the people who are making these decisions will never want for medicine or face financial ruin due to health problems

Helping my little brother move and forgot how much you move in your 20’s😅

If a pen doesn’t have one of those lil tip protectors when you first click it, it’s not even worth my time. Pens with jimmy hats ONLY.

Stealing funds by buying up the worst cheap shit they can find. Prisons are money laundering abuse factories. Good people don’t work in prisons.

If you were concerned about Kimmel, here's another for you… Journalist Mario Guevara has been detained for 100+ days, ironically arrested as he reported on a "No Kings" protest. The Trump-Vance admin just issued an order of final removal, to send him to El Salvador—where he fled from 21 years ago.

Nation’s 56,000 Acres Of Spinach Crops Cooked Down To Single Half-Cup Serving

Very funny that the entire right wing argument is "Kimmel's ratings are horrible" and they single handedly ensured that he'd get the best ratings probably in years.

‘You Think You Can Talk About Our Dad That Way?’ Scream Trump Boys, Beating TV With Bat https://theonion.com/you-think-you-can-talk-about-our-dad-that-way-scream-trump-boys-beating-tv-with-bat/

We only rate dogs. This is very clearly a red panda. We've had just about enough of your tomfoolery. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10 (IG: __joyjoa)

I know philanthropy isn’t just a financial thing, anyone can be a philanthropist through time and effort. But I do think if I had any kind of substantial sum of money, I’d use it to invest in others. I don’t understand these idiots that have more money than they could ever spend hoarding it.

Public schools are were many kids have their only access to a kind ear about at-home abuse, a place where they eat two meals a day, and quite literally an access to a path out of poverty. Don't hate on education because it's been mismanaged by people who will benefit from making it all private.

Nothing tells me you wasted your access to a good, free education more than reading your letter to the editor that says, "Why should I pay taxes to educate other peoples' children."

People say that if you want to get the chef’s actual intention for a recipe you should resist the urge to put in more garlic than they say, because it’s been carefully worked out to balance the flavours properly. But I say leave me alone I will eat my cereal however I like.

White people can move the needle if they want. Y'all got Jimmy Kimmel back on the air boycotting, you can throw some of that expendable income to support the vulnerable through mutual aid, you can make some moves against fascism instead of performatively bemoaning what you think doesn't affect you.

Jesus Christ can you people get anything right??

Yes!

Honorable mention Feta

Sharp cheddar.

This is fucked.

“There’s no Arabic word for ‘submit’” this government is run by my tenth-grade Bible teacher whose primary brag was that he’d gone to the Citadel

It is Fat Bear Week in Alaska. The popular competition lets anyone vote on which of the animals is most prepared for winter. nyti.ms/3IBbucx

I literally spent 10 min translating Lula’s speech about Palestine to English. I just need every single one of my gringo friends to listen to this man in order to maybe restore their faith in politics. This right here is a politician. This is why we voted for him. And personally, I’ll do it again.

so over it (evergreen)

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Set aside the horror of whatever this is, are you really out there taking advice from someone who says, “too big a number”?

Highly recommend holding out for the love you deserve☺️

Six Republican justices are speed-running our collapse into a dictatorship and they don’t even have the integrity to explain why. (But we all know why.) slate.com/news-and-pol...

Newborn Loses Faith In Humanity After Record 6 Days https://theonion.com/newborn-loses-faith-in-humanity-after-record-6-days-1819573929/