Fun fact: IPR saw the preview of this and they were like “Whoa! You are for sure going to win the ENNIE for best use of boners, we are in!” And then we were like “Cool” And then they were like, “Cool. Send some over super fast!”* * Not the actual conversation, but a dramatized version.

One of my other hobbies is scamming scammers. I'm building quite the collection of bogus checks made out to the ridiculous names I give them. Today I have one being delivered to Jeffrey Jesk Dahmer. In some weird universe, twist of fate—the package originated in Milwaukee. WTF?

The mail today does NOT disappoint! #LFG #ninjaborg #chopheads

NINJA BORG’s intro mission is literally about fucking up the plans of, thrashing the multiple home of, and ending the life of a billionaire. Fuck billionaires.

If you follow me, it's probably for ttrpg reasons, but today we're talking videogames. I'm participating in @roguetemple.bsky.social's fortnight jam. I'm making a horror sci-fi game, where the Fiend can track you by smell! Look forward to a release on Monday!!!

Walt was a real champ with getting all the spreadsheets generated and shipping labels purchased. Neither one of us wanted this to linger, so we just ripped through it, like a major loaf

NINJA BORG started stealthily showing up in mailboxes across the US yesterday

Until today, NINJA BORG was the stupidest thing I had ever made. Now this is.

Some people are ninjas. Some people are baby-tummies. Be a ninja. Still time to preorder and get NINJA BORG—the greatest TTRPG ever—at a discount. #ninjas #ninjaborg #fuckthatjeffguywhatstoleyourfavoritesimonandgarfunkelcassette ninja-borg.backerkit.com/hosted_preor...

Get some ninja!

This beautiful motherfucker is what brought NINJA BORG to the good ole US of A

Product is making its way to the dojo. In the last ten days or so the ninja boxes and cassettes have arrived. The final delivery is books, estimated for this coming Monday. #ninjas #bongcoffin #fucktacotits

My bank is playing silly buggers with my money as they do some sort of internal restructuring thing, so I've got to start my end-of-the-month push early. I'm out of cash and need food/meds. You can buy my miniatures or donate directly through paypal.me/colbosch. Goal is $2000, but anything helps.

Well now that GenCon is over and we stand on the precipice of NINJA BORG's release... next year's ENNIES will have a "Most use of the word fuck" and "Boners" categories and we will win both.

A lil snippet of the NINJA BORG OST from BONG COFFIN @raptorshadow.org

I'm down to 8 days and I really need to make rent. My goal is $2000, which I know is a big ask, but I've got to make in the back rent. Please check out my painted miniatures, consider hiring me for a commission, or just send a donation. Thank you, and please share!

Lock in those discounts!

I'm still at $45, and rent is due Tuesday. If I can't make it, I'll face eviction. Please help, and shares are greatly needed!

Almost all of NINJA BORG is produced or is in production at this point. Only outstanding items are the boxes and cassettes. Music is still being recorded and doing a little shopping around for the best timeline/price without sacrificing quality for the boxes.

Thanks, folks. I'm at $20, so still in the red and not looking great for paying rent this month, but it's a start!

The long national nightmare is over. NINJA Backerkit surveys are in the wild motherfuckers

Internet glory achieved!

Contract for printing the core book is signed, mission zine of five extra missions is off to the printer, no time like the present to preorder. It’s all just going to get more expensive the longer you wait. ninja-borg.backerkit.com/hosted_preor...

Spent part of my evening making a hot dog brush for photo editing software. NINJA BORG makes life just a little weirder

This is no joke. I’ve seen the map and goddamn it’s good.

It may not be the bestest art ever, but NINJA BORG doesn’t use fucking AI. Here’s a Timelapse of the Boner Blast drawing. #fuckAI

Two fuckin' years of this nonsense. Honestly I was burnt out on the Chapbooks after five editions, so this was a fun diversion, but it's getting close to finished. Keep your fingers crossed for Chapbook Vol 6

Fuck space Nazi

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JB is almost an okay billionaire. Relatively thankful to have him as my governor.

Yeah this timeline sucks.

Ninjocuments ninjelivered via ninjourier

Hey bluesky, what’s up. A few years ago when the world was ending I started interviewing people because I was lonely. I have spoken to @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social , @mikeflanaganfilm.com and others. It’s really cool and I want more people to see it so, here : open.spotify.com/show/0aceftx...

The photo doesn’t do the quality justice. These turned out beautifully

April Fool's is pretty much daily here in Amerikkka. Check out my sweet new PWYW game. rugose-kohn.itch.io/nineteeneigh...

Come make stupid

You just can't get enough Noun Borg. We know. And that's why the mad fools over at Lingua Ludorum (and especially @mcglintlock.bsky.social) have brought you a whole new batch of stupid. All your noun are borglong to us. noun-borg-2.vercel.app

So close to internet glory...

New Kickstarter update out today. TLDR Layout almost done, posters ordered, here's the shit we've printed and rec'd. (50) sheet A5 ninja pads and glow-in-the-dark logo stickers. The stickers are from the fine folks @stickerninja.bsky.social

Keep your OPSEC clean with NINJA BORG! NINJA BORG! It prevents texting reporters your plans, including ... War plans Attack plans Battle plans Fight plans Combat plans Action plans Conflict plans Encounter plans Offensive plans Plan plans BORG plans ninja-borg.backerkit.com/hosted_preor...

The full version of my #CY_Borg kaiju scenario is finally up on itch. And by "finally," I mean I remembered to upload it. Pages and spreads, art by @chalkdown.bsky.social, layout by @rugosekohn.com. urizenic.itch.io/nuclear-god-...

Show your patriotism and support the new F-47! With capitalism! Apparel, stickers, and magnets available rugosekohn.threadless.com/designs/f-47

@bsky.app be thinking they cool with their teeshirt sales. Well NINJA BORG has swank drip too. MUNDUS SINE PIRATIS motherfuckers! www.ninjaborg.com/product-page...

Take advantage of the discount before we print, because prices will go up for retail.

If I gotta keep seeing this stupid fucking Kristi Noem commercial I might burn my television.

No time like the present to preorder NINJA BORG and get all this awesomness! Check out the Table of Contents! ninja-borg.backerkit.com/hosted_preor...

Did you know that your preorder order helps move us towards our still outstanding stretch goals? Recently we got a boost from several orders and well everyone will now be able to solo ninja with NINJOLO BORG!

Except for the intro mission section, NINJA BORG layout is 97% done (that 3% is the constant state of tinkering). You really should preorder the game that kicks you in the face and you’re thankful for it. ninja-borg.backerkit.com/hosted_preor...

Thank you so much to everyone for helping us fund! We’ve got less than 24 hours to go; can we reach $5,000? 🔥🥩 www.kickstarter.com/projects/bog...