Played Secrets of the Stans last night. Everyone managed to escape but me. I made it to the military checkpoint a couple times but I just couldn’t roll a damned 1, 17, or 20.

@gamesunl.bsky.social knows what's up. www.youtube.com/shorts/LlYuy... Thanks for the honor. May your dojo be blessed with good fortune in 2026

Struggling to cover my rent this month while I'm waiting for some bigger commissions to come through, please lend some aid!

Watching Bukake Things, oh wait, sorry. I mean Stranger Things.

I'm also still trying to raise the money for my medical appointments. Starting in January I've got a bevy of specialists I need to see, starting with an allergy clinic. My immediate goal is $3000 and I'm at $220. GFM: gofund.me/a3c79ff0b Paypal: paypal.me/colbosch

Hey this looks like it could bolt onto Adventure Chapbook Vol. 2 pretty easily if you want to expand the Island of Dying Gods and really up the short campaign

Still haven't gotten NINJA BORG? Dafuq? Alright, well we are at least going to make it a little easier on your pocketbook with the Cool Guys Wear Black sale this weekend. #NINJABORG #cutenessoverload #piratessuck itch.io/s/167791/coo...

Also pick up a copy of the Mission Zine Missions with missions written by @gaffy.itch.io @brackenmacleod.bsky.social @tessa.bogfolk.com @creaturecuration.com and one of the idiots that wrote the core rules, @rugosekohn.com! BOOTH 3701 and say “GIMME NINJAS!” for weird looks from the staff!

THE FORT MAXXING BUNDLE IS LIVE! $20 FOR A TON OF COOL SHIT! I'LL POST MORE AFTER I GO TO THE CORNER STORE AND CLEAN UP SOME! itch.io/b/3396/the-f...

Come get some ninja at PAX UNPLUGGED!

Hey, just to let you know, those fuckers over at NINJA BORG's publisher, Hammer & Hatchet, they aren't just about ninjas (which are totally fuckin' sweet). They just released an adventure for Frontier Scum on Friday. hammerhatchet.itch.io/udders-akimbo #frontierscum #cowboys #ttrpg #acidwestern

Great way to start my day seeing this

Even our manufacturers know how fucking awesome we are.

As #MÖRKTOBER draws to a close, on this penultimate day—gird your loins and behold, #NINJEMBER! 30 days, 30 head chopping prompts! Culminating on Intergalactic Ninja Day!

#NINJEMBER is nigh upon us! 30 days of ninjtastic prompts that culminate on Intergalactic Ninja Day! Sharpen your swords, chop your melons, and steel yourself as #mörktober comes to a close

All the Chapbooks are on sale right now! itch.io/s/162675/hal...

That's what's up over at NINJA BORG

It’s almost NINJEMBER, motherfuckers!

NINJA BORG is now available worldwide at www.ninjaborg.com/buy-ninja-borg Links to itch if you like to roll with PDFs only. Physical sales direct to you from me if you prefer to have dead trees in your hand.

Missed out on the NINJA BORG Kickstarter or Backerkit preorders? No fuckin’ problem! Check out the new NINJA BORG store at www.ninjaborg.com/buy-ninja-borg

It's spooky season! What's scarier than spending money? Give yourself a fright by going to afterthought-committee.itch.io and making a purchase. OooOOOoooo 👻

Welcome to NINJATOBER! Here's the super-secret prompt list that we spent minutes working on because we are busy preparing for NINJEMBER next month. Go do #mörktober or something if this doesn't get your creative juices flowing.

Some people clearly have too much fucking time on their hands. This is the dumbest timeline

Fun fact: IPR saw the preview of this and they were like “Whoa! You are for sure going to win the ENNIE for best use of boners, we are in!” And then we were like “Cool” And then they were like, “Cool. Send some over super fast!”* * Not the actual conversation, but a dramatized version.

One of my other hobbies is scamming scammers. I'm building quite the collection of bogus checks made out to the ridiculous names I give them. Today I have one being delivered to Jeffrey Jesk Dahmer. In some weird universe, twist of fate—the package originated in Milwaukee. WTF?

The mail today does NOT disappoint! #LFG #ninjaborg #chopheads

NINJA BORG’s intro mission is literally about fucking up the plans of, thrashing the multiple home of, and ending the life of a billionaire. Fuck billionaires.

If you follow me, it's probably for ttrpg reasons, but today we're talking videogames. I'm participating in @roguetemple.bsky.social's fortnight jam. I'm making a horror sci-fi game, where the Fiend can track you by smell! Look forward to a release on Monday!!!

Walt was a real champ with getting all the spreadsheets generated and shipping labels purchased. Neither one of us wanted this to linger, so we just ripped through it, like a major loaf

NINJA BORG started stealthily showing up in mailboxes across the US yesterday

Until today, NINJA BORG was the stupidest thing I had ever made. Now this is.

Some people are ninjas. Some people are baby-tummies. Be a ninja. Still time to preorder and get NINJA BORG—the greatest TTRPG ever—at a discount. #ninjas #ninjaborg #fuckthatjeffguywhatstoleyourfavoritesimonandgarfunkelcassette ninja-borg.backerkit.com/hosted_preor...

Get some ninja!

This beautiful motherfucker is what brought NINJA BORG to the good ole US of A

Product is making its way to the dojo. In the last ten days or so the ninja boxes and cassettes have arrived. The final delivery is books, estimated for this coming Monday. #ninjas #bongcoffin #fucktacotits

My bank is playing silly buggers with my money as they do some sort of internal restructuring thing, so I've got to start my end-of-the-month push early. I'm out of cash and need food/meds. You can buy my miniatures or donate directly through paypal.me/colbosch. Goal is $2000, but anything helps.

Well now that GenCon is over and we stand on the precipice of NINJA BORG's release... next year's ENNIES will have a "Most use of the word fuck" and "Boners" categories and we will win both.

A lil snippet of the NINJA BORG OST from BONG COFFIN @raptorshadow.org

I'm down to 8 days and I really need to make rent. My goal is $2000, which I know is a big ask, but I've got to make in the back rent. Please check out my painted miniatures, consider hiring me for a commission, or just send a donation. Thank you, and please share!

Lock in those discounts!

I'm still at $45, and rent is due Tuesday. If I can't make it, I'll face eviction. Please help, and shares are greatly needed!

Almost all of NINJA BORG is produced or is in production at this point. Only outstanding items are the boxes and cassettes. Music is still being recorded and doing a little shopping around for the best timeline/price without sacrificing quality for the boxes.

Thanks, folks. I'm at $20, so still in the red and not looking great for paying rent this month, but it's a start!

The long national nightmare is over. NINJA Backerkit surveys are in the wild motherfuckers

Internet glory achieved!

Contract for printing the core book is signed, mission zine of five extra missions is off to the printer, no time like the present to preorder. It’s all just going to get more expensive the longer you wait. ninja-borg.backerkit.com/hosted_preor...

Spent part of my evening making a hot dog brush for photo editing software. NINJA BORG makes life just a little weirder

This is no joke. I’ve seen the map and goddamn it’s good.

It may not be the bestest art ever, but NINJA BORG doesn’t use fucking AI. Here’s a Timelapse of the Boner Blast drawing. #fuckAI