OMG I AM ON A BILLBOARD SORT OF.

A couple of years ago, @sarahlcrowder.bsky.social gave me the tea towel on the right. Today, I added the tea towel on the left to create a cautionary fable.

Boyfriend is currently judging me for something I apparently did in a dream, so that's a fun relationship achievement unlocked. 💝

the real clown shit is when you do mundane stuff like cooking together or watching a stupid show together and youre suddenly overcome by a love 200x more profound than any other feeling youve ever known. and then you have to sit with the fact its been brought about by the act of watching Riverdale

This month's episode of BS-Free Witchcraft is a review of @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social's The Chaos Apple. And I have one major issue... #witchsky #witch #chaosmagic #discordianism #witchcraft

Boss: "Okay, explain again why you were late?" Me: "I was stuck behind white people shit." Boss: Me:

I mean, not yet. But the night is young!

No notes. A necessary read for all under the pagan tent. Thank you for this, Thumper.

Thumper Forge talks about how easy it is to be silent if you’re not affected by discrimination. I’m an old cis white lady, but I have been blessed with a trans daughter. If it wouldn’t be safe to bring her to the function, I ain’t coming. It keeps things very simple for me!

We don't want anyone to feel unwelcome... oh, wait, their bigotry makes you feel unwelcome? Well, that's your problem. Suck it up, infidel.

If you've wondered what I've been morosely vagueposting about over the past few days, you need wonder no more. You may feel free to share this blog post to whatever extent you wish.

Me: "Why would he put all the decorative canisters on the left side of the sink?! THAT'S NOT WHERE THEY GO." Also Me: "Oh. Wait. They look better there." Having both OCD and a boyfriend with working knowledge of interior design is going to be a endeavor.

Nobody is born Islamophobic. Islamophobic children are made and will continue to be made in a society that treats Islamophobia as a bipartisan norm and even sometimes social good. Islamaphobic children with access to guns are made possible by an Islamophobic society that loves guns.

Apotropaic, but make it dismissive. Like in a gay way. #DiscordianWitchcraft

“This is St. Gulik. He is the Messenger of the Goddess. A different age from ours called him Hermes. Many people called him by many names. He is a Roach.” -Principia Discordia, page 00027 #BoloTie #DiscordianWitchcraft

"I have a lot of respect for the ancient Greeks. They did a lot of good stuff. They weren't perfect, but they did some good stuff." -Rev. Ed Proulx

My favorite take from the current subcultural controversy all over my feed: "If you know what happened but didn't share the details with me, you're a bad person. However, now that I know what happened, I'm not sharing the details out of respect for those involved. I'm kind of a saint that way."

We were honored to sit down and basically hang out with @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social to talk all things Chaos, Discord & Myth. I had the time of my life and was sad it ended! Outwherever you listen to podcasts, including YouTube & this link where there's also a transcript! patreon.com/chaosandcunning

An amended Quote o' the Moment in honor of my new shower curtain: "That [book cover] really tied the room together." #WitchSky #VirgoWitch #SunSignSeries

Fuck it, Zordon Mamdani

Cute couple photo.

A customer just ran his finger down the #HankyCode poster we have hanging next to the dressing rooms and said, "I'd like a tank top in... this color, please," and I had to explain that it wasn't a menu. Or at least not the kind of menu he was thinking of.

you don't get to tap out because this is not a game

Employee: "Hey, I got the new swimwear checked in." Me: "Good boy!" Employee: Me: "Job, that is. I meant to say good job." Employee: Me: "... Force of habit?"

We are pretty sure this falls under that transcending mystery and wonder which moves us to a renewal of the spirit and an openness to the forces which create and uphold life.

Can’t spell therapist without Eris

[two customers are bickering] Customer 1: "You're such a slut." Customer 2: "DON'T SLUT-SHAME ME." Me: "Slut-shame, but slut-same." Customer 1: Customer 2: Me: [winning smile] Customer 1: [tips me $10]

Boyfriend: [says something romantic] Me: "OMG this is just like the final scene of POMPEII, when the main characters finally kiss seconds before they get vaporized by a pyroclastic cloud!" Boyfriend: Me: Boyfriend: "... Except our love isn't, y'know. Doomed." He might have a point.

Thoroughly enjoying @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social’s book The Choas Apple which explores the discordianism within chaos witchery and if you like either of those things I recommend it. Found an audio copy on Hoopla!

Boyfriend: "So why does everyone call you Thumper?" Me: "Well, my parents really liked the names Conrad and Whitaker, but they finally settled on accidentally naming me after a mass murderer." Boyfriend: Me: Boyfriend: "Thumper it is!" (I totally would've rocked Conrad Whitaker btw.)

The guy I'm dating: "Yeah, I don't really believe in astrology..." Also the guy I'm dating: "... but based on sun, moon, and rising signs, our potential for long-term compatibility is like a 9.5 out of 10." #keeper

That one employee: "My mom calls me 'pendejo,' but I don't mind, because it means 'Light of God.'"

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If you’ve got a little bit of money to spare (base contribution is five dollars) you can get a ridiculous number of games and contribute to a good cause:

Relationship status update: Accidentally referring to ourselves as boyfriends and then panicking about it.

Other people: [texting their significant others trite messages] Me, a true romantic:

The fact that Donald Trump didn’t follow through on his threats of committing genocide doesn’t mean we should move on from the fact that he threatened to commit genocide.

Austin Witchfest remains the highlight of my year, although this time around, there were more souvenirs than expected.

Employee 1: "I'm going to borrow this duct tape." Employee 2: "Okay. Just bring it back, because Thumper needs it for his car." Employee 1: "Oh, my God, you are SUCH an asshole." Employee 2: "Um, what?" 1/2

After watching three and a half seasons of #DarkWinds, I only just now realized the show is set in the 1970s. Literal hours of me thinking, "Oh, hey, another character with a vintage car. That's gotta be a metaphor."

Beyond excited to make and wear a shirt that says "I GOT SHUSHED BY A CIS WOMAN AT THE DRAG BALL VERSION OF ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER'S CATS" at the Broadway run of Jellicle Ball

Customer: "Do you carry cages?" Me: "We do! They're right over here." Customer: "Great! And they come with keys?" Me: "Yes, they all come with keys." Customer: "So... you have a key?" 1/2

I try not to make my social media a constant influx of I Love My Friends and Communities So Fucking Much but me, @sirivplouff.bsky.social & @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social had a convo Monday night that was so rich AND so fun that it has truly kept me buoyant on an otherwise very weird week.

I thought this was hyperbole and honestly that’s on me

Just did a fantastic interview with @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social for the Chaos and Cunning Podcast! I can't wait to let y'all listen in on our conversation!

Best Actor: Michael B Jordan

Best original song: Golden

Cinematography: Sinners

Best original Screenplay… Sinners! Absolutely 💯 A horror movie wins best screenplay.

ADHD Me: "Ooh, this book looks interesting. I wish I could write a book." Inner Me: "You... you did. That is literally your book." ADHD Me: Inner Me: ADHD Me: "OMG I WROTE A WHOLE BOOK?!" Inner Me: [headdesk]