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Gardnerian Witch. Discordian Warlock. Spicy Shopkeep. Notary Public. fivefoldlaw.mayhem.my
OMG I AM ON A BILLBOARD SORT OF.
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A couple of years ago,
@sarahlcrowder.bsky.social
gave me the tea towel on the right. Today, I added the tea towel on the left to create a cautionary fable.
4 days ago
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Boyfriend is currently judging me for something I apparently did in a dream, so that's a fun relationship achievement unlocked. 💝
6 days ago
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yaoi gagarin
11 days ago
the real clown shit is when you do mundane stuff like cooking together or watching a stupid show together and youre suddenly overcome by a love 200x more profound than any other feeling youve ever known. and then you have to sit with the fact its been brought about by the act of watching Riverdale
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Trae Dorn - Writer/Witch/Weirdo.
11 days ago
This month's episode of BS-Free Witchcraft is a review of
@fivefoldlaw.bsky.social
's The Chaos Apple. And I have one major issue...
#witchsky
#witch
#chaosmagic
#discordianism
#witchcraft
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Boss: "Okay, explain again why you were late?" Me: "I was stuck behind white people shit." Boss: Me:
11 days ago
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I mean, not yet. But the night is young!
13 days ago
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ℭ𝔥𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔵, ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔡 𝔅𝔯𝔢𝔴 & ℭ𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔰
13 days ago
No notes. A necessary read for all under the pagan tent. Thank you for this, Thumper.
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Juliet Pebble
13 days ago
Thumper Forge talks about how easy it is to be silent if you’re not affected by discrimination. I’m an old cis white lady, but I have been blessed with a trans daughter. If it wouldn’t be safe to bring her to the function, I ain’t coming. It keeps things very simple for me!
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We don't want anyone to feel unwelcome... oh, wait, their bigotry makes you feel unwelcome? Well, that's your problem. Suck it up, infidel.
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And Now, A Word On Transphobia
We don't want anyone to feel unwelcome... oh, wait, their bigotry makes you feel unwelcome? Well, that's your problem. Suck it up, infidel.
https://www.patheos.com/blogs/fivefoldlaw/2026/05/24/and-now-a-word-on-transphobia/
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Tamsin the Reimagined Girl™
29 days ago
If you've wondered what I've been morosely vagueposting about over the past few days, you need wonder no more. You may feel free to share this blog post to whatever extent you wish.
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Closing Time: A Response to the Sacred Space Conference
After my presentation at last February’s Sacred Space Conference, a few people have asked if I’ll be at next year’s event. The short answer is that, no, I will not be attending Sa…
https://reimaginedgirl.com/2026/05/08/closing-time/
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Me: "Why would he put all the decorative canisters on the left side of the sink?! THAT'S NOT WHERE THEY GO." Also Me: "Oh. Wait. They look better there." Having both OCD and a boyfriend with working knowledge of interior design is going to be a endeavor.
18 days ago
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌
18 days ago
Nobody is born Islamophobic. Islamophobic children are made and will continue to be made in a society that treats Islamophobia as a bipartisan norm and even sometimes social good. Islamaphobic children with access to guns are made possible by an Islamophobic society that loves guns.
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Apotropaic, but make it dismissive. Like in a gay way.
#DiscordianWitchcraft
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“This is St. Gulik. He is the Messenger of the Goddess. A different age from ours called him Hermes. Many people called him by many names. He is a Roach.” -Principia Discordia, page 00027
#BoloTie
#DiscordianWitchcraft
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Emerson UU Church
20 days ago
"I have a lot of respect for the ancient Greeks. They did a lot of good stuff. They weren't perfect, but they did some good stuff." -Rev. Ed Proulx
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My favorite take from the current subcultural controversy all over my feed: "If you know what happened but didn't share the details with me, you're a bad person. However, now that I know what happened, I'm not sharing the details out of respect for those involved. I'm kind of a saint that way."
21 days ago
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MxCassandraSnow
23 days ago
We were honored to sit down and basically hang out with
@fivefoldlaw.bsky.social
to talk all things Chaos, Discord & Myth. I had the time of my life and was sad it ended! Outwherever you listen to podcasts, including YouTube & this link where there's also a transcript!
patreon.com/chaosandcunning
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An amended Quote o' the Moment in honor of my new shower curtain: "That [book cover] really tied the room together."
#WitchSky
#VirgoWitch
#SunSignSeries
26 days ago
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Morgan
30 days ago
Fuck it, Zordon Mamdani
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Cute couple photo.
about 1 month ago
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A customer just ran his finger down the
#HankyCode
poster we have hanging next to the dressing rooms and said, "I'd like a tank top in... this color, please," and I had to explain that it wasn't a menu. Or at least not the kind of menu he was thinking of.
about 1 month ago
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife)
about 2 months ago
you don't get to tap out because this is not a game
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Employee: "Hey, I got the new swimwear checked in." Me: "Good boy!" Employee: Me: "Job, that is. I meant to say good job." Employee: Me: "... Force of habit?"
about 1 month ago
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Emerson UU Church
about 2 months ago
We are pretty sure this falls under that transcending mystery and wonder which moves us to a renewal of the spirit and an openness to the forces which create and uphold life.
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portisheadcanon
about 2 months ago
Can’t spell therapist without Eris
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[two customers are bickering] Customer 1: "You're such a slut." Customer 2: "DON'T SLUT-SHAME ME." Me: "Slut-shame, but slut-same." Customer 1: Customer 2: Me: [winning smile] Customer 1: [tips me $10]
about 2 months ago
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Boyfriend: [says something romantic] Me: "OMG this is just like the final scene of POMPEII, when the main characters finally kiss seconds before they get vaporized by a pyroclastic cloud!" Boyfriend: Me: Boyfriend: "... Except our love isn't, y'know. Doomed." He might have a point.
about 2 months ago
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portisheadcanon
about 2 months ago
Thoroughly enjoying
@fivefoldlaw.bsky.social
’s book The Choas Apple which explores the discordianism within chaos witchery and if you like either of those things I recommend it. Found an audio copy on Hoopla!
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Boyfriend: "So why does everyone call you Thumper?" Me: "Well, my parents really liked the names Conrad and Whitaker, but they finally settled on accidentally naming me after a mass murderer." Boyfriend: Me: Boyfriend: "Thumper it is!" (I totally would've rocked Conrad Whitaker btw.)
about 2 months ago
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The guy I'm dating: "Yeah, I don't really believe in astrology..." Also the guy I'm dating: "... but based on sun, moon, and rising signs, our potential for long-term compatibility is like a 9.5 out of 10."
#keeper
about 2 months ago
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That one employee: "My mom calls me 'pendejo,' but I don't mind, because it means 'Light of God.'"
about 2 months ago
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That Immigrant Witch 🏳️🌈🇹🇷🇻🇪
about 2 months ago
I also, appreciate your help sharing the event’s link, cause we have been focus on creating a really dinámic, diverse, and educative, virtual event with a positive environment. And any help is really welcome 🙏🏽 Sharing is Caring 🌷 🔗:
elhoimleafar.com/oursorceryho...
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Our Sorcery Hour – A virtual session of Sorcery collectively hosted by LGBTQIA members of the Craft promoting solidarity between our communities.
A virtual session of Sorcery collectively hosted by LGBTQIA members of the Craft promoting solidarity between our communities.
https://elhoimleafar.com/oursorceryhour/
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M. Belanger
about 2 months ago
If you’ve got a little bit of money to spare (base contribution is five dollars) you can get a ridiculous number of games and contribute to a good cause:
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Relationship status update: Accidentally referring to ourselves as boyfriends and then panicking about it.
about 2 months ago
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Other people: [texting their significant others trite messages] Me, a true romantic:
about 2 months ago
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JoJoFromJerz
about 2 months ago
The fact that Donald Trump didn’t follow through on his threats of committing genocide doesn’t mean we should move on from the fact that he threatened to commit genocide.
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Austin Witchfest remains the highlight of my year, although this time around, there were more souvenirs than expected.
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Two Smoking Wands: A Witchfest Mystery Romance
Austin Witchfest remains the highlight of my year, although this time around, there were more souvenirs than expected.
https://www.patheos.com/blogs/fivefoldlaw/2026/04/07/two-smoking-wands-a-witchfest-mystery-romance/
about 2 months ago
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Employee 1: "I'm going to borrow this duct tape." Employee 2: "Okay. Just bring it back, because Thumper needs it for his car." Employee 1: "Oh, my God, you are SUCH an asshole." Employee 2: "Um, what?" 1/2
2 months ago
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After watching three and a half seasons of
#DarkWinds
, I only just now realized the show is set in the 1970s. Literal hours of me thinking, "Oh, hey, another character with a vintage car. That's gotta be a metaphor."
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Sol Badhorse
3 months ago
Beyond excited to make and wear a shirt that says "I GOT SHUSHED BY A CIS WOMAN AT THE DRAG BALL VERSION OF ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER'S CATS" at the Broadway run of Jellicle Ball
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Customer: "Do you carry cages?" Me: "We do! They're right over here." Customer: "Great! And they come with keys?" Me: "Yes, they all come with keys." Customer: "So... you have a key?" 1/2
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MxCassandraSnow
3 months ago
I try not to make my social media a constant influx of I Love My Friends and Communities So Fucking Much but me,
@sirivplouff.bsky.social
&
@fivefoldlaw.bsky.social
had a convo Monday night that was so rich AND so fun that it has truly kept me buoyant on an otherwise very weird week.
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Charlotte Moore-Lambert
3 months ago
I thought this was hyperbole and honestly that’s on me
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Siri // 🥀🐺
3 months ago
Just did a fantastic interview with
@fivefoldlaw.bsky.social
for the Chaos and Cunning Podcast! I can't wait to let y'all listen in on our conversation!
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Heather Greene
3 months ago
Best Actor: Michael B Jordan
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Heather Greene
3 months ago
Best original song: Golden
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Heather Greene
3 months ago
Cinematography: Sinners
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Heather Greene
3 months ago
Best original Screenplay… Sinners! Absolutely 💯 A horror movie wins best screenplay.
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ADHD Me: "Ooh, this book looks interesting. I wish I could write a book." Inner Me: "You... you did. That is literally your book." ADHD Me: Inner Me: ADHD Me: "OMG I WROTE A WHOLE BOOK?!" Inner Me: [headdesk]
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