I asked my dad, if me and my mom were hanging off a cliff, who he would save. He said “I guess all three of us are jumping off the cliff then” 💀

Present me looking at past me who should’ve know it was temporary💀:

To the Chicago bears 🫶🏾

If something on Amazon isn’t prime it might as well not even be available to order, I’m not waiting 5-whatever days for my order, I’m sorry

Being adult means forcing yourself to run errands after a long day at work…so here I am nodding off in the waiting area of the eyebrow threading place

I think having training open to the public for plane evacuations during emergencies would be beneficial, I learn better by doing than hearing

Big hair or I don’t want it!

Pour minds episode with Drew was sooooo good!!!

I feel like there’s a lot of sourdough-ification going on, just saw a video of sour dough churros

Also I’m pretty sure the person who checked me in was not supposed to leave Epic fully open, good thing I’m an upstanding citizen

If the doctor doesn’t hurry up and come in this exam room for my appointment I’m gonna start snooping around

I don’t understand the labubu hype😭😭why are they so expensive

This is too far…

I’ve gone down a rabbit hole regarding this a million lives festival that went terribl

To Wong Foo actually might be my new favorite movie, idk why I hadn’t seen it until now but I loveeeeee ittt

I wish I understood the hype behind tabis I just don’t get it😭

Normally the family group chat is blown up with Happy Easter messages but today I was the only one, had to check my calendar to make sure I had the right day😭anyways Happy Easter y’all!🐣✝️

I finally caved and bought some stuff from stript and y’all the quality is so good

I am on a mission to close all my fitness rings everyday for the rest of this month 😤

my finest mutuals 💞 pt 2: @jeahbrandey.being.baby @iviepariss.bsky.social @webrianna.bsky.social @thereal3ccentric.bsky.social @stillnoturrmom.bsky.social @gigixmelo.bsky.social @melaninn05.bsky.social @tropighana.bsky.social @nqueenyesi.bsky.social @michellehopkins.bsky.social

I didn’t know that a bad ice cream cone could piss me off so baf

Eating kale makes me feel like a grazing cow

So Apple Jacks don’t really taste like apples tho

Just finished watching temptation island and Shante girl…

The older I get the more I identify with Eartha Kit cackling in that interviewer’s face when he asked her about compromising for a man. An icon!

I looooovveeeee and need deep exploratory questions and conversations. It shows genuine interest in getting to know me. Otherwise, what are we doing?????

I finally caved and bought some stript 😆

I miss my man 😔 (he’s in the other room folding laundry)

I feel like when I’m running errands with man, getting an iced coffee is mandatory🙂

Also the Thai curry wing sauce at Bdubs is actually really good

Realizing a man that you love doesn’t even like you is a very humbling experience…

Opinions on these?

As a pastry aficionado, I highly recommend trying a Kouign Amaan, had one recently and my life was changed

Oh yeah I literally saw Simone Biles at a conference last month🤯

I feel like buying a whole new set of makeup

I feel like spending moneyyyy…any recommendations 🤭

This strongly disturbed my spirit

Dare I say Chick-Fil-A has the best fast food biscuit👀

Can anyone tell me if mama sushi is good?

I still can’t believe Michael Jackson is gone

Some of the art on display Friday at the Black Creativity Night event at the Museum of Science and Industry

Me and the supergreens from Panda Express go together reallll bad, I’m addicted

Grief is sooooo…..

@bibibop.bsky.social has a bogo deal on bowls today if you show up wearing orange or athletic wear so you know I had to go🤭

I love Chaka Khan. I just needed to say that.🙂

Being hotter than the day before >>>>

Imma be irresistible come summer

me whispering to this Chicago weather

The goal is to get hotter each day