sonic fans when they see an orphanage that hasnt burnt down

This should honestly be a legal requirement for discontinued products.

yes youtu.be/7KpuGFm-mhM?...

thanks @github.com for being a bitch about my education benefits seriously disappointing

arctic.girlboss stats over the past 30 days thank you all for your support of Girlboss <3

opp to destroy all apps

rest easy nala :(

ok actually thats awesome, im all for this i can see a couple small issues, but im willing to bet that over time, that can be easily ironed out

so i cant get github education on my main and im banned from making support tickets, but on my alt it works fine hell of a service youre running @github.com

didnt mention it but my new name is Aria en.pronouns.page/@LunarN0v4 love yall <3

fuck all of you "journalists" and whatever that refuse to share carbon copies of the deleted epstein files seriously, what the fuck????????

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ferronweb updated on AUR for 2.x! Ferron is installed successfully! 🥳 aur.archlinux.org/packages/fer...

this cats name is :(){ :|:& };: you should run him in your unix terminal

sounds about right also, for reference, heres the average intelligence level displayed on polymarket (the amount of gifts that santa will give out is 8.2 to 8.3 billion, equaling ~1 per person):

literally braindead

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what the fuck is the point of this device then

sign the petition 🙏🙏🙏 c.org/ydPN6RwMtt

MAN FUCK VIBE CODED APPS WHAT THE FUCK

you can now put your images/gifs in a snow globe. you're welcome

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hiya cool people! follow me if youre heavy into: - nerd shit - programming - cybersecurity - anarchism - hating age verification - australian - undertale + deltarune - trans / gay / lesbian / epic / meow - minecraft - hating java - duke is everywhere - bullying politicians

@hellokellyco.bsky.social just to let you know (because i used to be on threads), i have now quit threads the people on the app are brainwashed by the aussie government if i scroll any more on there, im going to lose twice as many brain cells as scrolling on twitter

feels good to be back on bluesky! maybe i should setup a wafrn instance so i can crosspost between bluesky and fedi

and what will they do? mastodon runs on activitypub, a network of thousands upon thousands of servers running around a hundred different server implementations good luck moderating that!

How am I to trust that you'll keep people's identification info safe. Do you have the most secure servers on planet earth completly unable to breached? No. No you don't. I don't trust you or any other company to not leak countless ID's when mere passwords can't be kept 100% secure

Disappointing to see you pre-emptively complying with censorship laws again.

Complying with age verification laws designed by state regimes to depower and further enslave pre-adults is some really pathetic bootlicking. Imma just sayin'.

If I ever have to give you ID to use Bluesky, I will never again use Bluesky.

Ignorance of how something works doesn't make you right.

what a moron as someone EXTREMELY INTO CYBERSECURITY; this is bad, it shouldn't exist

i vote @albomp.bsky.social for "worst censorship failure of 2025"

a scary amount of outages are caused by bad regex remember, always compile your regex before you send that update!

@github.com is still blocking my support tickets maybe i should ask for a data export and leave github permanently after all, i do have a codeberg account and leaving github wouldnt be a massive issue for me, since my education benefits were mostly for jetbrains (which i can fix easily) thoughts?

ovh is gonna have some things to say to the french government on the next quarterly earnings report grapheneos has just made multiple people (that im friends with) completely pull out of hosting deals with ovh they are fucked 😭

as some random company that no one knows, what should we add to our website? should we update the ui to be more modern? should we add a dark theme so users dont have their eyes burnt from our extreme light theme? that's right! we should add ai that like makes up products in realtime or something

btw theres like this guy that says "grapheneos failed!!!" on twitter and its really funny grapheneos didnt fail, they knew he murdered someone before they got his phone (opsec fail), and no doubt they probably did not get access afterwards complete insanity lmfao

been following this northern lights photographer on threads for a decent while now i checked their website to see if they have a bluesky account they dont, but they list their photos on the ethereum blockchain for ~A$300 (0.075 ETH) i am very disappointed

remember yall, when you turn 16 in australia, not only can you have sex, but you can use ✨ social media ✨ i live in a shithole

i tried printing a black and white piece of paper on my epson printer turns out i dont have any more magenta ink so guess who couldnt print a black and white piece of paper because they ran out of magenta ink?

Did You Just Put a Red Coin in the Fucking Souvenir Penny Press

hello nerds and/or cool people (probably both)! australian government is doing the stupid shit that the uk government is doing, so im back to posting on here! if i get asked for age verification on threads, my posts will end on there entirely, and ill be crossposting until then with my bsky attached

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