Sleepy slap fight.

being a trans woman is experiencing most everything cis women experience but certain people feel total free reign to openly fetishize you and ask you about your genitals and harass you while implying you’re the one who’s the pervert

get gordan freeman anywhere you go

apparently schools in america have added security screening to their entrance yall americans actually live in a fucking dystopia shits insane instead of removing guns, they just say theyre "keeping the kids safe" and add security to the front door of schools insane, just fucking insane

Ralsei #deltarune #brart

learn php and then wonder why you decided to learn php at all as you try to figure out why your html is outputting all its content as plain text

thanks man

*glares at adobe*

It might be good to include these talking points when you call Visa/Mastercard. "So you support Roblox, a website/app known to endanger children, but you refuse to support legal adult content? What kind of message are you sending to customers?"

Heartwarming: This xbox is comprehending Blinx: The Time Sweeper

any bets on whether or not copilot is in here?

New morn

The Japanese name for the Astringent Clump translates to the “Bitterness Blitzing Big Ball”. That name is so much better, why can’t we get fun names like that

don't write developer documentation with LLMs dude we are filling up the web with The Gunk

hiya people! i havent been on bluesky in quite the while but im back! why? i want to exist on a platform where i can actually speak my mind and dont meet drama every five minutes quite the bit has changed since i was last here so im gonna try catching up! thank you for reading :3

gemini fucked up deep research loops itself send help prompts below

New bathroom signage just landed

Lmbo

Music artists CHMCL SØUP and KoruSe (honestly I think they're the same person) released songs glazing the 🍊 and the "living in the matrix" guy. If they're on your playlists, pirate their music and listen to it through there so you don't give them money.

the farthest me and the rivals discord got before the mods silenced us 😡 unanimous

Updated. #Minneapolis

I fucking hate Telstra. As an ISP, they've given us issues for so long, and it's because their new Smart Modem Gen 3s secretly connect to the 4G backup that are only supposed to use for backup internet. Our modem hasn't been using the plan my parents pay for monthly. What a fucking joke.

yall made me point to the sign

Hehehe

this is getting worse before it gets better

Nintendo licensed a truckload of "bizarrely suggestive" T-Shirts in the mid 2000s. "It's been a while since you turned me on" with the NES springs to mind immediately.

A woman literally died as a result of the harassment and bullying she faced at Activision Blizzard under Kotick. What about her? Was she fake as well? Did the unions have her killed? You fucking dipshit.

i did a thing

today on the linux cooking show, we present symlink hell what the fuck

Opinion: My Coffee Table Has Gone Woke (Guest Column From a Guy Who Stubbed His Toe 3 Seconds Ago) hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

this invades my brain every so often

sometimes this job involves time travel

Wikipedia Prepares for 'Increase in Threats' to US Editors From Musk and His Allies 🔗 www.404media.co/wikipedia-pr...

i'm so glad the us government is killing such useless gov orgs like the FDA to focus on what really matters, like our criminally underbudget military and police force. /sarcasm

me when i see boob

hadnt posted this here .

i can't believe google maps would rename it just like that...

EVERYONE GET MORE WOKE NOW

This blunt got me moving like strong bad. This blunt got me typing with boxing gloves on. This blunt got me talkin like The Cheat

awwww listen to him he's comprehending super monkey ball deluxe

I've been working to reduce my digital footprint. Plz consider: ✅ Use DeleteMe ($20/mo) to scrub personal info online ✅ Delete all noncritical apps ✅ Audit security/privacy settings ✅ Delete all Meta and Google accounts ✅ Browse with DuckDuckGo ✅ Use Signal ✅ Encrypt your cloud storage & backups