hopped on the A Line to check out the new train extension, but the conductor is doing a Universal tram tour one man show bit??? I am experiencing my own personal hell

Mancer v Bronson hit after hit

The fans in Los Angeles love MAN LIKE DEREISS #GCWHomecoming

whyyyyyy is the AC not running rn. It is like 80F degrees in here #GCWHomecoming

Y’know what I would love? A guide to seasonal planting released in time to start seeding. I’m nervous to work with annuals and @hangmanpage.bsky.social would be the perfect host for something like that.

The tacky aftermath. #AEWAllOut

Hangman refusing to finish his media scrum time without talking about his plants. Proud to have him as our AEW Men’s World Champion.

I lost my thread anyway, Bryan Danielson with the big shits on commentary tonight

BIG PRESSURE! Hangman with a page from Swerve's playbook! #AEWAllOut ➡️ allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv

we are never getting bluesky skeets on TV 💀💀

DEADEYE! #AEWAllOut ➡️ allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv

Fletcher is on fire! #AEWAllOut ➡️ allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv

I bit on that Helluva Kick/Brainbuster as the finish. They are crushing it! If you had any doubts about Fletcher in the main event scene, you can sit down and shut the hell up. #AEW

Literally every big Hangman match gives me the feeling like him and his opponent could be forever rivals #AEWAllOut

Metroidvanias are either Protestant or Catholic. Castlevania? Catholic, of course. Metroid? Protestant. Blasphemous is Catholic. Dead Cells, Protestant. Hollow Knight is Protestant, but Hollow Knight: Silksong is Catholic. That's why people are complaining the game is hard. Cause it's Catholic now.

Dear Hangman Page, Thank you for normalizing "AEW Men's World Championship", putting the men's and women's titles in equal standing, and doing it to the point to where your opponents AND commentary now use the term too. Hangman Page is for the people, and supports the good in EVERYONE. #AEWALLOUT

BANDIDO!! #AEWAllOut ➡️ allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv

“Speedball’s not moving.” Speedball is fucking dead, Bryan. #AEWAllOut

The way I struggled explaining the Chris Bachalo boob tape top in the alt text But it’s very this

NO. 🤼 *I* said:

I just think they're neat. #AEWAllOut

💀 #AEWAllOut

"WHO'S THE BEST?" Mercedes with the Meteora! #AEWAllOut ➡️ allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv

skeet of the night tbh

She put all her belts on a parade of twinks lmao 🤼‍♂️

PUT NYLA ROSE BACK ON TV YOU FUCKIN' COWARDS 🤼

NYLA ROSE MENTIONED AEW, YOU ARE *SO CLOSE* 🤼

Double-stacked German suplex from Shelton! #AEWAllOut

Sound on for this. Trust me. #AEWAllOut ➡️ allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv

GoA looking great with their entrance gear. MVP still looking great.

MJF:

Sign 2/2 for #AEWALLOUT …yep, it’s back.

mark briscoe looks like this right now

MAX! #AEWAllOut ➡️ allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv

My sister just now: And thus formed the "I'm Walkin' Here" stable. #AEWAllOut

Exploder! #AEWAllOut ➡️ allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv

🫡 #AEWAllOut

Cope and Christian coming out with this energy. 🤼‍♂️ #AEWDynamite

First we dance, then we violence #AEWTailgateBrawl is LIVE on TNT and HBO Max Order #AEWAllOut on HBO Max

WWWOOOMMMEEENNN COORDINATING OUTFITS BEING SILLY DOING VIOLENCE WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE 🤼

Sisters of Sin looking like murder clowns and Penelope and Megasus are about to offer up blood to the blood god and skulls for the skull throne. #AEW

Penelope Ford’s gear!!

Here is some non-satire for you: Trans rights forever.

Australians when surprised

Still thinking about Dalton Castle and Boy Machine in 2025

James “Why Can’t Women Be More Like Men, Specifically More Like Felix Leiter” Bond

The HBO streaming deal was my gateway to AEW. I’m not familiar with Hook and I heard great things. But real quick: has he always looked like Liam, Teenager Who Just Woke Up?

The best James Bond film.

Love that mirror universe Ezri looks like evil Outback Era Dazzler Carly Rae Jepsen.