Gonna give it a go. Give us a follow and RT for angry Everton da fun. YNWA ❤️

As it’s the last game before Christmas I’ll be on the wall at 1 offering my festive Everton punch from 1995 to any Everton da’s Includes bitter, a twist of the ear, a body shot, poke to the eye, dash of failure, Chinese burn, cap of dead arm, topped with a spin of the jaw YNWA❤️

Can’t believe the derby might be called off coz it’s a bit windy and the pit of misery is made of wood so might blow down. They’re scruffy bastards and I can’t wait for them to fuck off to the leaking big Tesco by Birkenhead 😡 YNWA ❤️

Straight in to these cousin goosing, web footed, Curly Watts looking, Barry Bennel covering, Burberry wearing, nan finishing, bottled our bus crying, Liam Gallagher chewing, monobrow fashioning, FFP cheating, referee buying, oil stinking, attendance blagging twats today eh reds👊🏼

In an hour I’ll be at the wall with my bag of cans. Ready to watch live in the flesh us play Real Madrid again which is actually more times than Everton have played in the European cup so if any Everton da’s want their chin testing an absolutely snotting all over pump 4 get on me

Getting colder again 😭

Up the fucking rid didly reds mate. 👌🏼

Morning

Morning ✋🏼

👌🏼

Hahaha Keith on the new Apple Intelligence

The only way that holiday could have been better.

He’s a menace, he’s in the Flatty now singing Wrexham songs.

A wall and can of Nelson Mandela is my favourite picture I took whilst I was away. ❤️

Can anyone guess what this is?

Another freezing cold day in Liverpool, scraping ice off 2 cars and then doing an 11 hour shift. Fuck you Michael Keane. 😡

Apparently he's made The Wall a no go area with his wicked ways. He's leading the dog down the wrong path now as well.

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Who wants to sign my petition to get rid of @keithdavid.bsky.social back to twitter coz he’s a professional idiot who uses his puppy to get him bottles on Nelson Mandela out the fridge coz he’s to lazy to get them himself. 😡

He is risen

Give this man a follow ppl, good for Everton da's who need jaw spun or Chineseburns!! @scousehawkeye.bsky.social

Bluesky is now complete. God help those Blues thinking they are in for a quiet life on here.

@scousehawkeye.bsky.social can we help this feller feed his kids as i dont want my jaw spinning. Plus he takes the piss out of the Ev so its worth a follow for that alone #LFC

Now @scousehawkeye.bsky.social is here, we've definitely got the band back together 🎺 🎹

Follow blocked arteries 305 and help him feed his kids

Oh iyyyyaaa @scousehawkeye.bsky.social 👋🏼

👀 @scousehawkeye.bsky.social

For those of you who like this kind of thing . .

Hi. I don’t feed my kids. ✋🏼