I need this vitamin D to kick in cause I been eating like I’m pregnant

Got my son a nerf gun and now I hate myself

I screamed!!!

I’m making eye contact with men & lusting after them outside of ovulation. Yep. Still straight!

I condone violence so seeing someone physically protect a black woman is a beautiful thing to see. We are protected the least & abused the most. We deserve to be safe & covered in any room.

Hello!!!!!! I’ll forever be on his side!!!

Same!!!

It’s cool to be really good at my job. I basically used my transferable skills and built my own role

I need a nap

I done fucked around and got sleepy

The chitlin hate never sits right with me. Cause lots of cultures eat intestines ... and worse.

Telling you fellas, women get feral when you chocolate in a soft pink. Put some softer colors in rotation. Free Game.

A year on this app. Very thankful for all the folks I rock with on here. Yall are as brilliant as yall are hilarious

I know you fucking seen my text message. Gone check on me. Stop by baby… undress me

20s and Fiddys!

You cheap!!! AND I BE AT WORK WHILE YOU SLEEP!!!

I hate when my nose randomly works at 100% and I can smell EVERYTHING!!

I am a sweetheart but when that switch flip it's up. I'm talmbout straight gas until I run out. So, I try not to let nobody get me out of character.

Men at work >>>>

Rubbing my feet together

Summer marketing team on point cause I’m not even a fan but I’ll be checking the album out

I want a doughnut so bad!!

My son attention span <<<<<<

Im glad I was a housekeeper for a minute cause I learned ALOT about cleaning.

I don’t like when the men I cut off & completely forgot about try to spin the block. Like sir “who is this????”

Capitalism is destroying relationships period. You shouldn’t HAVE to build relationships in your money bracket but you really have to because money is so involved in so many experiences.

Y'all!! I am screaming at the accuracy!!! 💀 💀

If yall don’t do nothing else, I want you to let those AI videos go. Please. People are still being funny and cute in real life. Please join the rest of us back in reality.

Im not in the mood to be verbal at all and i have 3 meetings today 🤬

Sometimes you just gotta throw on the Renaissance album…

Working for a mental health tech company can be annoying cause a lot of therapists don’t know how to fulfill the entire scope of their job and are relying on CUSTOMER SERVICE agents to advise them. Please BFFR

Michelle & Latoya too!! All these women are amazing in their own way and have their own skill sets

Idk who needs to hear this, but you can compliment Kelly Rowland without bringing up Beyoncé.

I can’t stand when I tell an agent I’m not escalating the ticket and they come back and say “well you should”. Well bitch I’m not so…

Im 7 minutes into Frankenstein and done rewinded like 10 times. Let me lock in

I thought men were gonna be this fine when I became an adult 😫😫😫😫

He is no longer with us which is so sad man…Black girlhood crush…

I was enjoying this one couple’s content on Facebook until I saw the guy’s solo content. I’m throwing 🍅 now

the delicate balance of wanting to stay informed and not ever wanting to hear these fuckers names again in life...

She asks the dumbest questions!!!! I can only tolerate some clips and that’s it

I think I should have PMS week off. I have no desire to be annoyed more than I already

God please don’t let me be over 40 tryna rile women up on the internet

The wallets really do need to be closed and stay closed.

Sydney Sweeney is the Pamela Anderson of Jennifer Lawrences

Ok I gotta mute senate, republicans, democrats, cat in the hat, shadrach, meshach, and abednego

“You’re so pretty, you’re so pretty…” COME F*** ME THEN 😒

30+ folks, get an ergonomic pillow and a comfortable eye mask. The sleep is amazing!

That grip something vicious