YOOOOOO! Look at that beautiful bean footage!! www.hindustantimes.com/trending/tes...

I hate seeing wrestling tweets and skeets

@keithxthomas.bsky.social why you let him cook yo pants like this brother??

every last aspect of this song is just perfect, a truly beautiful composition. music.apple.com/us/album/eas...

i hopped on here to escape the political nonsense and it’s here too 😩 lemme go read a book lmao

lol heyyy…

When you’re 35+, you decide you don’t wanna do something anymore and you don’t do it anymore. Getting older is great!

Happy Whatever This Day Means To You Day, just never forget…

we hating on fine dining today??

The "bluesky is an echo chamber" think pieces that keep popping up really tickle me because they show how certain people genuinely believe social media should be for debating and arguing and not talking about the things that make you happy and sharing art with the world.

OH WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK!!!!

X: Blocked people can read your tweets Bluesky: We will send an agent back in time to stop the blocked person's parents from ever meeting

you don’t like shit so this checks out

I ain’t forgot I got some of y’all blocked on the other app. You got a second chance. Don’t say dumb shit and don’t get too familiar.

plus i bang it well, slang it well, schhave it well, hell you lookin at a preview of the matrix twelve

Fog wraps the mountains, River carves the earth with grace, Journey never ends.

damn Stone Cold Steve Austin

goodnight

This app feels like a bomb shelter from the rest of the internet

A whiteboard from our Jan 2023 team retreat where I wrote down our goals, and the top one was “10k user signups.” We’re growing by 10k users every 10-15 minutes right now.

Travis Hunter isn’t human

Travis Hunter is an alien 😭😭😭😭

idk but that sound like the lords work

fym it’s the first one???

if i ain’t followed you back yet just skeet @ me!

engagement farming + reskeeting every single reply gon get you up off my skyline bubba, my shit too pure rn for all your tomfoolery…yes i’m bougie skeeting rn idgaf

Engagement farming is an immediate block

they had em back in the day lol they was called Rabbits or some shit like that

you was spittin lol

it seems like a sandwich made out of spite, like some “here damn!” type shit then they realized they created something beautiful lmao

good morning skeeps 🫣

Lance is an uncommon name nowadays… But in medieval times people were called Lance a lot

Well damn? I was thinking at LEAST after Thanksgiving?

How long before a Bluesky fly out gone wrong story hits the TL? After the holidays?

"Take this purrsy" is gonna finish a whole lotta people

Peggy, we really back man 🥹

i can’t lie, Shaboozey is incredible man lmao