Salem is so cute

Go away. Do not come back.

The master Toriyama

I hate when it's cold, but on the plus side I also hate being cold.

Relevant again as of an hr ago 👊🏻

Currently reading btw classes

Sometimes when your coworker says, "Behind," what he's really saying is, "Get out of the way." ❤️

I asked for feedback on an interview / assignment for a job I received and the HR director sent me a copy-pasted list of my interviewer's notes re all my flaws. Makes me feel like they thought I was being a pain by asking...

My coworker got a new bike 🙂‍↕️

I've finally started Hollow Knight bc I feel like it's wrong to start Silksong without having played it.

This cocktail is so spicy that I can't actually taste it.

Just five hours in Boston is enough to make me remember I really miss living in a larger city. It's nice to feel like I know every corner of where I live, but Providence has become a little stifling...

I'm really hoping to hear back from ******** about the opportunity with ********...

Do we still hate Roisin Murphy?

I'm halfway through Denis Johnson's "Angels" and I can't decide if it's a wonderfully bleak piece of '80s outcast drug lit or a horribly overdrawn heist story

Back in RI, who want me 🐾

Recluse! #Nightreign

You have shown yourself to be a loyal and diligent member of the Imperial cult, Bran Don. As a token of our appreciation, here is a little gift that may make your labors a little easier. And please remember: check your advancement in our ranks regularly.

The station that my job keeps the radio tuned to has a segment wherein listeners will send questions to the host, who puts them into ChatGPT and reads the responses on the air... It feels like advertising.

I had planned to spend today visiting my friend in the hospital—she contracted salmonella and has been there for a week. But ofc because I'm housebound with my own illness I can't do that. I'm really worried about her.

Worked with a cold on my birthday, had 3 chili dogs from Baba's NY System for dinner, watched The Transporter with Phos, and now playing Morrowind in bed until I likely pass out at 9.

I can't stop eating the whole thing of Trader Joe's ginger candies.

My computer doesn't have enough space for the Oblivion remake and probably couldn't run it anyway, so I'm starting a new character in the OG game

Muy niche, pero it's amazing how running Silverblue is literally identical, experientially, to running standard Fedora Workstation. Switched over the weekend and i have truly had 0 problems setting everything up for school + games

💤🔌📛

just me and my fuck-ass life.

them

White people on this competitive cooking show describing his dish as an "umami bomb..." All I'm hearing is "my shit is too salty."

I wanna go to bed.

A classmate of mine is being accused by our professor of using AI to write an assignment, and at first I was avidly sympathetic with him in our Discord. But I just realized he's the coworker whose shared work is consistently awful and I'm inclined to believe the professor may be right...

They look like shit but I finally installed dash cams in my car.

Over the weekend, P and I flew home to be with their dad as he was let off of life support. I've never been with someone as they died, not even with my grammy last year or my aunt a few years ago.

Purchased herbal cigarettes and a pair of Birkenstocks on the same day

Feeling confident enough in my Spanish lately to start lopping off consonants everywhere like a real Dominican

Also trying to organize witnesses for P's and my m*rriage feels like so much, idk why

My schoolwork feels so much more time-consuming now that I'm working a day job, I think because it now makes up the end of my day. When I started my day reading I felt more self-motivated and could do something cute like read downtown in the morning and then head to work.

Finally bought a pannier rack but I shall not be riding until it hits 50°, sorry

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I'm toying with the idea of interning at a law library.

P and I went to the largest casino I've ever been to last night, in Connecticut. It was in fact likely the biggest building I've ever been in. We each lost one hundred dollars and got drunk at the Hard Rock Cafe.

A truly awful day for movies and art, losing one of the most singular and brilliant voices to ever make them. We've unlocked our full David Lynch issue from 2017, which is now entirely free to read. R.I.P. Mr. Lynch, and thank you forever for the work and example you left us.

This is a beautiful tribute.

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