what about 17 inches and hairy and i’m a really long rat you think is some kind of sick dog at first

mom…dad…i’m in the club high on purp with some shades on tatted up mini skirt with my j’s on

hiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeee :3

keeping leftover ketchup packets in my tote so they can explode later when i’m at my lowest and, hopefully, my most vulnerable ♥️

I can’t emphasize enough like, this is genuinely one of the greatest pop songs ever made, like I’d maybe put it somewhere in the top 15

posting here. see. i’m right here

Fagging out by yourself, handsome?

tits out

how y’all doin’? :3

hi

sources are saying i’ve got dumplings and spring rolls to heat up at home. when reached for comment I reportedly said “fuck the gossip”.

chair bc chairs have legs :3

Can I suck that hawg? Can I suck that hawwg? Can I suck that HAWWG? CAN I SUCK THAT HAWWWWGGGG?!

they’re spraying us with Choke Enough and putting Choke Enough in the water supply

that Addison Raeign just won’t let up

so you made heaven a place on earth. now what?

those Essentials Fear of God hoodies are $150 or more?????? are you guys dumb????????

watch out Beyoncé here comes oklou

followed a man because he’s cute. has anyone ever done this?

button uuuuuuuuuuuuup whoooooooreeeeeeeeeee

No one dies from love, guess I’ll be the first

I only threw this party for meeeeeeeeeeeee :3c

I hate when events strongly encourage rideshare. we’re in a public transport crisis, tell bitches to take the bus

backstage at SNL movie that covers the entire week leading up to Azealia Banks hosting. directed by Darren Aronofsky

i’m a little ran through

i need…….to teach a course on kissing………..

I would also just put a cigarette out on several of you.

I would put a cigarette out on several of you if it meant I got to listen to Tennis’s “I Miss That Feeling” for the first time again

opening up my unemployed chakra to read up on the popmart/labubu century city debacle

i have never struggled with my mental health

my dumb ass forgot that every day is a winding road (i get a little bit closer)

really enjoying hedonism. anyone know where I can get more?

Party 4 U 2: Party For Me

me waving a gun around: 1000 pink balloons dj with your favorite tunes birthday cake in august but you were born 19th of june

gonna try to “lorde ate that” my way into a latte discount tomorrow morning

Babe wake up new horny samwise cosplay pics just dropped

fitz and the tantrums’ “make your hands clap” must pay for what they’ve done to our shopping malls, promenades, bank lobbies, and department stores

when we ride in your car i’m your baby so write that down

this will be grid one day. but for now it is post.

a lot of you wouldn’t get it

I am chiikawa btw

point the camera at your dick and caption and post the pic with “he has risen” right tf now and i’m not fucking joking 🔫

reports are saying I just remembered mgmt’s Me and Michael and have tears welling in my eyes

tegan and sara cheater anthem let’s gooooooooooooo 

The Global Bear Network

my outfit for gay guy friday is going to be little cowboy yayyyyy

“message only if you’re single” oh so cheaters don’t have needs?

gay men dress fine

BORN IN THE YEAR OF 🗣️ OXYCONTIN 🗣️🗣️🗣️ RAISED IN THE TALL GRASS 🔔🗣️‼️🚨

i’m half un-employed on my father’s side