Nothing wrong with a good ole semi-annual trip to Olive Garden.

Their faith lets them worship power while they’re offended by mercy. It’s not Christianity they’re practicing.

It says a lot that trump spoke more harshly about a woman of the church, Bishop Mariann Budde, who asked him kindly to "have mercy," than he has EVER spoken about a murderous dictator like Vladimir Putin. Fucking coward.

Incels, social media brainwashing and a broligarchy are not a good mix.

Detroit is getting a new comedy club — just in time for Valentine’s Day, for anyone looking for a cute date idea.

This came out so good. www.metrotimes.com/detroit-guid...

I just posted my first TikTok. My goofy self would wait until the last minute to find out it’s a fun app.

I still have a “Harris for President” sign up in my window… and, um… I think I’m gon leave it up for the next 4 years. And then after that, I’m gonna put it in a frame and keep it as art.

Dear Forever First Lady Michelle Obama, On behalf of the 92%, we thank you. Pay that rat bastard dust. Please be sure to post pics from your garden, with the girls, smiling and relaxing. When we say Black Women have clocked out, this is what we mean. Ya’ll got it.

🩷💚🩷💚

Crazy that we are going to have to trust Donald Trump to handle another national disaster in less than 2 weeks. The last one we trusted him with killed over 880,000 people including my mother. A whole ass idiot murderer.

“You don’t even know what happened to the last security guards!”

Watching this Jerry Springer documentary is truly like watching how Trump got elected. This is timely AF.

Detroit’s Motown Museum will host a special tour on MLK Day about its role in the civil rights cause.

A love like this or nothing at all

Waffle House employees say owners rob them of up to $46.8 million a year Servers accuse the chain of wage theft, saying it forces them to do janitorial work and dishwashing for lower tipped wages

The rapper is accused of assaulting her former employee after a concert at Little Caesars Arena.

Asking for my salary requirements instantly triggers my anxiety. Just give me enough to pay my bills and take a couple trips…

I stayed in bed and watched all 3 of the My Big Fat Greek Wedding movies and then started looking for flights there.

I have never posted a TikTok or wanted to do one of those viral dances until this new one to 2Pac

For me the goal in 2025 is this: amidst the work, amidst the chaos and the worry, amidst of all of what is to come and what is to be done about it... I am going to aggressively pursue joy both in my writing and out of it. Less a resolution, more a dogged, committed mission to seek joy big and small.

My collard greens and black eyed peas were so good that I’m like, how come I only eat this once a year?

I love the way Diane Keaton is true to her personal fashion style in films.

Pulled off an official “Grandma” Christmas. Cooked my fanny off while wearing a kaftan… broke 2 nails… cut a finger… then took a long nap while they ate.

Happy Festivus everyone. Always amazed this crazy episode birthed a real celebration that seems to be enjoyed by so many around the world. So may your feats be strong and your grievances few. Enjoy.

Lying is so awesome. Crafting reality is usually the provenance of gods and kings, but with one word, I can be the most interesting person at a party, the highest ranking person at a meeting or the least qualified person currently operating heavy machinery.

I love how all gospel songs are just like “yeah life is tough but one day it won’t be…when I die” LMAOOOOOOO

This is my kind of humor.

The Preacher’s Wife really is a timeless holiday movie. Penny Marshall did something special with that one. ❤️💚

I shared a birthday with Mama Nikki. #June7 she embraced her powerful Gemini energy and gave me permission to do the same. My heart aches.

The Detroit emcee raps about his journey through hip-hop and reflects on his collabs with Dilla, Proof, and Danny Brown.

The way secret life keeps trying to force us to believe that Kimberly is a hot vixen is annoying.

Happy Founders' Day to the Ice Cold men of Alpha Phi Alpha Fraternity, Inc. With a legacy of leadership, service, and academic excellence you inspire generations to come. Thank you for your dedication to our communities through years of Manly Deeds, Scholarship, & Love For All Mankind.

When people say Drake is playing Chess it reminds me of how few people know how to play Chess.

The hot shower/clean cool sheets combo is unmatched. Thank God for small blessings.

Good for you, Joe. I know that’s right.

I don’t regret getting a little retail job for the holidays. But, only by like 60-40.

Skip the mass-produced commercialized big-box circus this year, support local, and invest in your creative communities.

I love seeing my name on covers. I need to finish this damn novel.

Drake once again proved Kendrick's point that they are not socialized the same, i.e. Black-American spaces. If someone is challenging you in your shared lane and you have to call the authorities when your status is challenged, that is very--and I mean very--white-coded.

Bluesky isn’t Bluesky if you bring screenshots over from The Bad Place. Leave them there and let them drown.

hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it and also I am Drake and you are my lawyer

A Man on the Inside

Filing that lawsuit was bad… filing it on the first day of the retrograde was worse.

Good morning and Happy Monday to everyone who feels safer and more comfortable around our trans brothers and sisters than around hateful MAGA lunatics.

Jurassic Park.

A government run by billionaires will never be for the people.

Never realized how much my upstairs neighbors smoke cigarettes. I’m feeling physically ill.

A new piece by me on the indomitable Mia Ray founder of Glam-Aholic. www.metrotimes.com/news/how-det...

My Old Ass on Amazon Prime was really great. What’s not to love about Aubrey Plaza?