Final Destination movie but it's a slapstick comedy because all of the characters are superhuman and can't be harmed in any meaningful way. Log flies off lumber truck and nails someone in the forehead then they spend the next 20 minutes so dazed they're now in a drug comedy.

GenAI has polluted image search results, especially for animal pics. It’s now basically impossible to find accurate art references. Enter this: a repository of open-access, AI-free images of wild & exotic taxa. Artists creating *without AI* have blanket permission for derivative/transformative use.

When I'm in charge, ice cubes will no longer melt. They will vibrate into dust and they will LIKE IT.

Kind of hecked that 3/4 of Hungary's population have been stolen by dingos at least once in their life. Like how does that even happen; are they looking for Austria??

Someone should check on the water supply. The livestock have gone all wibbly.

Being left in the lurch? Bad. Being left in The Clurch? Good. Neutral at worst. The Clurch provides.

Hey what the hell somebody lifted my lorax. Give that back

Next time someone asks you "How old are you?" answer them: "I'm not."

Highlight of Blood Bowl tonight was when the Amazon blitzer made all of her dodge rolls and sprinted across an open field towards a skink with the ball 10y from his own endzone then ate dirt and passed out directly in front of him. 10/10 what a silly game.

Are you a non-binary or genderqueer lewd content creator? How does your identity or experience inform the content you make? Does making porn give you gender euphoria? How do you reflect it in your vtuber model? Tell me about it below ⤵️

You can't shame the shameless, but by that logic remember you also can't gorm the gormless, feck the feckless, and you CERTAINLY can't Ruth the ruthless.

Playing Hide the Linguini is fun and all until she wins and then leaves and now where the hell is my pasta

Imagine having beef with a pelican wearing a whimsical sun hat

Sorry everyone. The raccoons got into my dynamite stash again.

🎙️ Casting Call – Voice Actress Needed! We’re looking for someone to voice Makayla, a nerdy mouse girl that lives in Cathy's dorm room! 🐭

Hey be careful standing around at the bottom of cliffs y'all. I just got elbow dropped by like 4000 lemmings.

My new book is an isekai but for gravy

You're telling me a shrimp cooked these books?

Grackles have hooves now. You're welcome.

New study finds shrimps capable of white collar crime

Yup. Nothin' but gugs.

Something something Declaration of Codependence

Hoo boy. It's ducks & pugs night down at the legion.

Somebody put some faberge eggs in the icebox and I see the humor and the funny joke irony but I have eaten them. So.

*corrugates ur bones*

The chances of my contribution being positive go sharply downwards if I have access to flashbangs.

Apparently the kitten craves pork and beans

Think twice before stepping to me. I'll spaghetti sauce your good Tupperware.

After over a year waiting for my hold on Shadow and Claw I've I've finished it with two hours to spare. I didn't hate it. The furthest future setting grabs me; the only place I can think of seeing it is baked into some 40k lore. I am not surprised that the wait list for book 2 is 90% shorter.

Every time somebody waves to me on the street I make their dog slightly longer.

Finally 10/10 game, thank you for joining me tonight

I know nothing about Rhode Island except that it is a handy size reference for things that are large enough to be threatening

Smoking incorrectly by putting a cigarette in my mouth and then repeatedly shooting the end off with a handgun until it's just the filter

I have been formally cast out by the central organizing body of druids for making fun of that owl that one time

and there's a new Deogie up on tinyview that needs to tell you something important! tinyview.com/deogie/2025/...

Canadamaxxing. Walked in literally 3 minutes after opening and ordered poutine.

An Air Fishener would be a great novelty item. Like those car mirror trees but fish.

After everything and another 2 straight hours of back and forth grinding, we finally had enough to Found the Kingdom. We failed 5 consecutive 20% chance win buttons and one 33% chance, leaving us another 3 hours grinding away from trying again at same odds. Fuck That. Next week Slay the Princess!

The exchanges have been made. We have made peace with the sun. Now we do our very best to create a new community that is not made exclusively of the extremist weirdos that started literally every other colonial project in history. Sunless Sea! twitch.tv/tentacle_panther

At this point I can only assume I have been hit with and affected by some sort of ray or perhaps beam.

Threateningly cleaning my gun as my daughter introduces her new boyfriend but instead of a shotgun it's a Calico and I fumble what I'm doing, taking them both out in a hail of helical springs and polymer

Breaking News 🌐 New STORMWOLVES page www.stormwolvescomic.com/comic/169 Art by @funneylizzie.bsky.social Flats by @manorcatman.bsky.social Colors by @evangauntt.bsky.social See previews of our next adventure, and more✨️ www.patreon.com/ryancomics #comic #webcomics #stormwolves

We only got one back and also failed to kill the moon. The moon had a child and that child is made of evil and squishy thwacky floors. Also it's the pope. We thought we could finish the game tonight but then infinite mosquitoes happened. We raided into @teejabs.bsky.social but! Next Week!

We're right near the end of Grandia 2. Last week the pope banished our fav girls to the moon so we're going to go get them back and maybe also kill the moon. Grandia 2! twitch.tv/tentacle_panther #goinglive #vtuber #jrpg

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Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process

Consider getting a pet upon whom you have to draw a gun every 3-5 minutes

Salad dressing @kosh.dad