Its spooky season, you know what that means Art by the amazing @koboldorion.itch.io

HOW MANY POISON SWAMPS DOES ONE GAME NEED

A while back I asked @pankraru.bsky.social what their tactics are and they gave a very reasonable answer of "flexible depending on the current situation". Nevertheless, I have assigned them the tactic of Akira Sliding the Antitank Vespa.

Hang on she has to look something up real quick.

People don't talk smack about me nearly as often since I started dousing them in meat & beans whenever I heard it. Call that a chili-ing effect

Who Framed Roger Rabbit but the Dip is spinach dip and Judge Doom is just a weird dude who's into inflicting that

Hey #Ohio Friends, Proton VPN is Free. Ive had 2 friends tell me it does work for this. This is going to keep happening state by state, until a big enough stink and civil disruption makes it stop. ▶️ protonvpn.com/pricing ◀️

Boy we sure did experience Events! I found my own waterlogged corpse chained to a bed in a sunken ship! Not a roguelike-previous captain! The one doing the looking! We raided out to @ompu.co to see what kind of absolutely mindblowing new code tricks they'd written lately!

Most captains only sink their ship once, at most. I, a BOLD NEW kind of captain, will be submerging this ship every 10-15 minutes all night! Sunless Sea! twitch.tv/tentacle_panther

"You can't spell Plumber without lumber," I say to no one in particular while stacking cordwood in the sink

Chat is on the warpath. Protect yourself accordingly. #vsky #vtuberclips #vtubers 🔗: youtu.be/v6OyD-yMTro 🧵below with full list & links for everyone in the video

Watch your step when you stand up- I've left an extremely full bucket of ants near the edge of the table behind you.

Forever cherishing the memory of that time I had the perfect xcom 2 mission: VIP extraction by blasting down every wall between spawn and exit with every unit taking a full move every turn. It was a thing of beauty.

We completed the 9-year-old's build and now he's basically exchanged his turns for making everyone else get twice as many. Lots of menuing involved so idk how long I'll keep it.

As of last week we have an enormous buff lion man in the party (The 9-year-old with the KA-BAR is still getting most of the kills) Grandia 2! twitch.tv/tentacle_panther

The only thrill I get anymore is getting shot at by farmers for putting sombreros on all the animals

Time to refuse to elaborate

Cream and Vanilla

It may not be Tuesday, but by all that is chips and cheese IT IS LIZARD TUESDAY!

Highlight of tonight's Blood Bowl game: after a human team touchdown, chaos chosen had one turn left to deal damage before halftime. A Warrior immediately ended the half by breaking his own neck on a linebacker.

Be the reason there are geese in the insurance adjuster's office

We're going to have to compromise. 6'4" Keebler elves for everybody.

Raccoons keep sneaking into my house and making blender margaritas at 4am. The worst part is they won't even share :(

paranormal investigators

I have invented the Fryswatter, an essential tool for the defense of one's Macca's run.

I GOT INTO THE STARS OF ICARUS PLAYTEST Y'all please excuse me while I go absolutely feral.

*plummeting through the air after tunneling through the floor of an airplane* (Thinking:) "I just KNOW there's some way I can blame chihuahuas for this. There's GOTTA be."

D&D is fun. Today I backhanded a kobold for triple its max health as part of a wildly successful attempt to start a riot

Nintendo has patented beating me at video games so y'all better watch out.

New STORMWOLVES Is this even a fight anymore?🕺🕺 www.stormwolvescomic.com/comic/155 Art by @lelesberw.bsky.social Flats by @hpkomic.bsky.social Colors by @evangauntt.bsky.social See previews of our next adventure, and more✨️ www.patreon.com/ryancomics #comic #webcomics #stormwolves

Turns out it was actually super easy to find and steal said secrets. We spent the rest of stream learning that people living UNDER the Sunless Sea are even more hecked up than the people living on it. Also we facechecked a couple sea mines. Many thanks to @pankraru.bsky.social for the huge raid!

The ship is waterproofed but we're still missing one thing: government secrets. Doesn't even matter which government. Let's steal some! Sunless Sea! (Zubmariner!) twitch.tv/tentacle_panther #goinglive #vtuber #fallenlondon

Digital ID. Just.... NO!!!

We went very fast in both up and down directions tonight. Ended up at actual spawn, which is new. Then we played more Grandia 2 and slayed the Flesh Crab! Bird Dad is proud and Bardiche Leomon has joined the party!

Ah, it's a game about getting potted with hands full of hammer. Right. That's what I was expecting. Yes. Getting Over It! twitch.tv/tentacle_panther #goinglive #vtuber

A blackout will be seen as stepping down. Taking this as they give it. Do. Not. Be. Silent. Even before I started doing the work I do, I was always a supporter and advocate for NSFW content and its creators. Do not take this lying down, do not do a blackout as it will be seen as rolling over.

Do you ever get the feeling when you're talking to someone that they're not listening to your words. They're just staring. They don't even have the decency to be staring at anything surface level. They're watching your bones.

What's worse than having a finger stuck in your mouth mid-yawn? Having a cd frisbeed in and now you're blasting Linkin Park out of your ears.

New page! You can't see the dialogue, but it's them saying how much they freaking love consenting 🤝 www.patreon.com/c/ryancomics Art by 🔞 @toomanyboners.bsky.social 🔞 #nsfw #webcomics

You've activated my trap card! Now ur'e damp :3

I speak in a voice that quacks the firmament

Deathnote that turns any name written in it into a deadname

Top of the bell curve, baby!

The thickness of the line between Horseplay and Shocking Violence depends entirely on whether the horses in your social circle are cool

Hacking into people's cyberlimbs and forcibly downloading the security updates they've been putting off

Back at it again with Guns of Icarus and a whole crowd of friends with whom to play it. (Stars of Icarus isn't out yet and it was either this or chew on phone cords) twitch.tv/tentacle_panther #goinglive #vtuber #gunsoficarus

I power through trifles far beyond your understanding. Mine too. I'm pretty sure this one has peaches but that's mostly a guess.

Does anybody have spare model paint? I'm out of Abominable Tweed and I still have half an infantry unit left

You have been good today. As a reward, your favorite hat or head accessory is now 5% jauntier!