Yeah, she lets me hit (her in the stomach)

y'know maybe my parents were on to something when they named me Cozytime

took Ritalin for an exam and all I can think about is ya mum

made 20kg of (good) food today.

if they made a an armpit vape I'd hit it

welcome to the cult @this.girl.is.fckn.gay 🫡

if anyone's looking for a girl who will win you a huge plushie at the carnival lmk ^_^

In Netherlands you can just get a sandwich with brie. They just have brie. At the sandwich place. OH and they have sandwich places

5 minutes in a new country and I left my phone on a train 😭

the hardest part of polyamory is that you always miss someone...

exam season or not, my fluffy friends always got my back :)

Watching Monsters Inc for the first time on acid is awesome

maybe the most difficult thing about learning who and what you are is the disruption to day-to-day life caused by the newfound obligation to incorporate it into your life for the sake of authenticity

This locomotion got me moving crazy

Screaming internally, I hope this is reapable ::(

My Regression Models lecturer during last class: Anyone remember what a subspace is? *looks at me*

mathematicians be like "i was thinking of 4 today"

the benefit of being bad at rolling is that I get to make my housemate laugh in exchange for free rollies

Autistic fox: noo pls don't slash paws :(

Mm know kkkkmk nkkk kk k I'm on ñk kon no kkko. On mm ok mk.ommm

Pussy got me feeling dandy

Bully Clementine? More like Swirlytime

Going crazy alone in the house that I spent my childhood and teenage years feeling isolated and alone in. This place is cursed and I never want to see it again.

My wife gave me a new teddy (on my shot day) for me to hug after my final exam. I'm not okay 😭😭

Currently investigating the "Let's go on another date!" to "Forgot to tell you I'm in a monogamous relationship" pipeline

The Dolls love Sierpinski's Triangle

Transphobic Rivers Cuomo: Goddamn you half girls

Cork people cork people

I call my tits the Twin Prime Conjecture because they keep growing further and further apart

Call me empty and frightened the way those are quite reasonable feelings at the moment actually

Stopped brushing my hair recently and I'm getting waves for the first time in my life :)

Snowman called Chill Burr

My cousin gave me his fur coat and I said I looked like if Cruella de Vil were a tr*nny. A cis woman said "Don't put yourself down like that" ???

Evening is trans AMAB assigned morning at birth

Walking around like a point-and-click video game caharcter

Is sure short for suretainly?