nerdsniped into building a gps-collar for her

I've learned that the "for you" algorithm very aggressively puts your moots likes on it and OH NO. I'm sorry, or you're welcome. Take your pick.

you wouldn’t understand it’s kind of a vassal thing

>look up rust crate >need to evaluate if it's any good >see author is a transgender furry >cargo add

Call me henry the way I'm kissing 'er

new cocktail just dropped

any oomfies in any of these cities 👀

what if I do a funny bit where I go to every single show of femtanlys EU tour

none of that mommy stuff here. call me chef

Guess who almost spilled a pan full of 250 °C oil all over herself 😎 Thank god my chronic clumsiness forced me to develop good reflexes

Ms. worldwide 😎

Move fast and break girlthings

I've heard of the intersection between autism and transness but this is ridiculous

cheerio london 👋

Good pizzas, great cocktails, banger playlist (linkin park, green day, mcr, motorhead, ...)

pretty good

transgender Optimus Prime: Autogynephiles roll out!

everytime I visit I'm surprised by how fucking cold it is in Ireland

Do not, my friends, become addicted to milky tea. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence.

Hi!reland

Some of these *violently* anti-ai people should try spending some time with Claude. Not because it might change their mind about is usefulness, ofc it won't but because it might show them how to be a better person

huh. I put new beans in the coffee machine and this particular strain (Halo beriti) gives me a caffeine headache no matter how little I take of it 🤔 Can't be just the caffeine cause even one espresso triggers it and I normally drink 2-3. Shame, was tasty.

When your puppygirl is into chasity

what if I did a funny bit where I made an alt account for posting all my hot pictures and flirting with hot girls, as a bit. the posting, not the flirting that is. I would do the flirting but that wouldn't be a bit, that'd be rude. ANYWAYS

Debating wether or not to book a last minute train to FOSDEM or not 🤔

🇮🇪🛫🛬🇳🇱

we should've taken off an hour ago

no thanks spotify, i think i can live without that knowledge

ire-landed 🛬

got randomly assigned an emergency row seat on my flight. My legs:

I love my community <3

Opening a P.O. box so all my American friends can send me opossums to introduce into the wild here so I too can be visited by nightime furry screamy friends.

8/10

tranny monster! tranny monster in the supermarket!! tranny monster in the supermarket for less than 5 bucks!!! lesgoooo

you know the Davos group chat is going wild rn

“damn girl you look fine. what's your HRT regimen”

I fucking hate Go. Writing an email parser (RFC5322) and I keep finding invalid email headers that have Go's fucked up timestamp in them instead of RFC compliant formatting. `2009-11-10 23:00:00 +0000 UTC m=+0.000000001`

movie

two bangers this week. corn tortillia with spiced chicken mince and mango and orzo with chilli-garlic shrimp n zucchini baked in butter , pestl calabrese, and oven bakes sweet peppers.

offer still stands btw.

Yeah, she lets me hit (her in the stomach)

y'know maybe my parents were on to something when they named me Cozytime

this too is, unfortunately, yuri

No exam is as stressful as an eye-exam. which one is clearer? this one, or this identical one.

they rebooked my flight to wednesday. And my connecting flight to tuesday 🙃

at least it's not Air Canada...

I love being a tranny faggot <3

i felt very pretty at the party :3