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two bangers this week. corn tortillia with spiced chicken mince and mango and orzo with chilli-garlic shrimp n zucchini baked in butter , pestl calabrese, and oven bakes sweet peppers.

offer still stands btw.

Yeah, she lets me hit (her in the stomach)

y'know maybe my parents were on to something when they named me Cozytime

this too is, unfortunately, yuri

No exam is as stressful as an eye-exam. which one is clearer? this one, or this identical one.

they rebooked my flight to wednesday. And my connecting flight to tuesday 🙃

at least it's not Air Canada...

I love being a tranny faggot <3

i felt very pretty at the party :3

staff meal. Food went well

made 20kg of (good) food today.

Menu has been made. Worried that I'm making too much and worried that I'm making too little. But it will be tasty.

the hardest problem in computer science is naming

welcome to the cult @this.girl.is.fckn.gay 🫡

The fact that my handle is @im.fckn.gay and my DID ends with "fag" is pretty funny to me.

everything reminds me of them...

twitter is cooking

signed myself up to catering for ~40 people on NYE. Including vegetarian options and several allergies to account for 💀 love the challenge but oh boy is it gonna be one

yeaghaw

eep

He's real

the worst part of having an Irish girlfriend: having to occasionally fly with fucking ryanair...

It's always "be gay, do crime" until a girl does a little ✨war crimes✨ 🙄

/u/stygianentity is right y'all just suck at supply chain security. If you want to use someones OSS: Pay up or put up.

sleeping under 3 down duvets: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

5 minutes in a new country and I left my phone on a train 😭

"the Irish never colonized" Then how do you explain what is happening to my timeline?

Seeing the 💿🐴 on "male socialization" is always funny to me, cause the misogynists will accuse trans women of it if they speak out against their abuse instead of silently being talked over. But I get my loud mouth and take no shit attitude from my mom.

Yikes

My therapist called me a butch?! She said I was "high-mascing"?

spend €1000 on a date day 💀 I think I'm now officially a sugar mommy?

Going to the gym so I can hit her harder.

sorry for not posting very much lately im hanging out with incredibly attractive women

@zoeicles.bsky.social to the tune of Shout by Tears for Fears: "mouth, mouth, foot in my mouth"

listening to a new pair of headphones after a decade of HD599s is a wild experience.

I'm having quite a bit of fun with Claude-Opus-4.5 knocking out all my busy-work for me, freeing me up to do more design-work and proper engineering. But it's also starting to make me worry about the future of the profession. Especially considering where it was at 6 months ago...

wow, fernet is really gross

i should probably get a new sharps container huh

Netflix and Chilled all the way through "The Irishman", call me Martin Dick-Sore-cese

I saw @mara.bsky.social thirst-trap on twitter so I went to spy on her media-tab, and then I saw her company was hiring.

When she's into puppy-play, but you're into knife-play.

what does it mean when: 1. i keep landing on not-autistic when I take autism test, and 2. everyone up-to-including my therapist is surprised by this 🤔

girl who forgot (she forgot (then she forgot))

"Rust is made by gay commies" factoid actualy just statistical error. average rustc dev reads 0 Marx per year. Marxism @nia.is.fckn.gay, who lives in cave & reads over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I like computer, I like physics. Went to study physics, went to study 'puter (high performance computing and engineering), went to study physics (particle), pandemic hit, studies got delayed, ran out of student loans. Rage quit, became a software engineer instead of academic because money.

jumping on the slutclou- i meand bandwagon

Wtf is echo layer?

at work pre-transition: [I say a dumb idea] -> [people treat it like a smart idea] post-transition: [I say a smart idea] -> [people treat it like a dumb idea]