Players in the @nhl have the assignment now. Smash all those trumpers heads into the glass so hard they explode.

Normalize telling your buds you love them. That way if something happens you know that they knew because you told them. “Love you.” “Love yall”. It’s easy to say, but it is truly foreign to some and you can tell by the looks that come after. But if I say it, I mean it. Love ya bud.

I just saw what looked to be a 55 year old alcoholic steampunk mad hatter leprechaun in Walmart. That’s what happens when you participate in corporate capitalism. The horrors we are subjected too.

I stand with Gretchen Felker Martin. Fuck #DCcomics for their knee jerk reaction.

I just don’t understand what MAGA bros- especially ones who are fitness bros- see in Trump. I could MAYBE see someone following a strong fit leader who they thought was tough and smart etc. But Trump looks like fucking Baron Harrkonen. Just a bumbling sloppy fucking mess. What a POS.

Really shocked that an admin filled with podcasters, social media influencers, reality TV participants, indicted felons, crypto bros, drunks, Fox hosts, drug addicts, weirdos, and unqualified ass kissing toadies can’t keep their shit together for 24 consecutive hours.

Has anyone who believes that Canada would ever become our 51 “state” ever seen a fucking map?

Pam Bondi lobbied for Qatar & a private prison company, got paid $115K/month, then failed to disclose it during her AG confirmation. Now she’s gutted foreign lobbying enforcement under FARA and signed off on $400m planes. The corruption isn’t even subtle anymore.

It’s incredible that the President of the United States is openly flirting with suspending Habeas Corpus, disappearing people left and right, arresting judges and politicians, accepting ludicrous bribes from foreign countries, and people are still trying to normalize this shit.

The fact that the attorney general's last job before this one was lobbying for the Qataris is a little on the nose.

Not only are they ignoring climate change—they’re trying to cover up the cost. Shutting down NOAA’s disaster tracking so we can’t see the BILLIONS it’s costing us? This ain’t solving the crisis—it’s hiding it.

This is an official plan for ethnic cleansing. If you supported Israel for the past 18 months or so under the assumption that this was about the hostages you were taken for a ride. If you still support Israel's assault on Gaza, you support ethnic cleansing. It's that simple.

Hey, is life imprisonment with no chance of parole a normal sentence for crossing the border illegally or

Page One must have been crowded. So NYT puts it on Page 13. 🤡 @schooley.bsky.social

HUNT: Is Rubio still working on the Abrego Garcia case? TAMMY BRUCE: I'm not going to speak to his work in detail HUNT: You're the spokesperson for the State Department!

Patriots plane flew to Guantanamo Bay today. Is there a Football game going in an American Dark Site.

The House passed the SAVE Act, which will make it dramatically more difficult for millions of eligible American citizens to register to vote if the Senate passes it too, so it’s time to start campaigning for the Senate to reject it. The Capitol switchboard phone number is (202) 224-3121.

“BRING HIM HOME” 🔥

AOC: How can anyone possibly make an objective vote on healthcare, energy, or war when their personal wealth is tied up in pharmaceutical, oil and gas, or defense company stock?

I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird

If Kristi Noem can go down to El Salvador and take concentration camp selfies, then DOJ can figure out where Abrego Garcia is. Just start jailing people for contempt of court until they find out.

WHAT THE F**K!

Hey, I wonder if there's any economic news today. I'll check out the website of America's biggest news network--Fox! Phew. Nothing's up! Biggest news in US today is a very nice Christian woman was slapped for no reason after sticking a camera in a stranger's face & calling her a baby killer.

I kind of want to go

*Clears Throat* ... a thread 👇

A govt.-backed crypto reserve would kill FDIC protections, deregulate banking, and allow unchecked market manipulation. Russia, China, and oligarchs could hide, launder, and crash U.S. markets at will. This is the path to total financial collapse and authoritarian wealth hoarding. BIG RED FLAG 🚩

I think there’s probably power in being up against people who simply can’t conceive of anyone caring enough to act without being bribed to do so. It means that they cannot imagine, or thereby prepare themselves for, a driven opposition.

THE 20-24 CONNECTION STRIKES AGAIN

Protests today in Belgrade - one source said as many as 325,000 marched - and Budapest. Pushback rising against autocrats like Trump’s buddies Orban and Putin. Let us follow!

Damn! Whitman samplers got bought out by Russell stover. That’s why you don’t see that shit anymore. I have seen them but it ain’t the same. They used to rule the holiday candy sections. Sad times for chocolate freaks.

Very soon we aren’t going to have coffee anymore are we?

Isn’t this what we found out happened at the end of season 1 of the Walking Dead??

I think some people hear “grants” and think that without them, scientists and government workers just have less stuff to play with at work. But grants fund salaries for students, academics, researchers, and people who work in all areas of public service. “Pausing” grants means people don’t eat.

Talking Heads played on SNL on the day I was born.

Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public. He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit. Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.

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Someone texted me “Happy New Year”. And I was about to text them “Right back atcha”. But my phone changed it to “Light back atcha”. And I think that’s better tbh. So I’m gonna start saying that instead. It just makes sense.

31 December 1995. Still the perfect goodbye.

Charlotte NYE at Bojangles Coliseum with The Avett Brothers.

When you forget to switch to your burner account

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Wait are there 4 Bad Boys movies?