It's a short week but I'm already at the point where I want to punch that smirk off his face.

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MSM - hold this pansy to it!

A win! A federal court just blocked Alabama’s congressional map for the 2026 midterms, ruling that it intentionally discriminates against Black voters in violation of the Constitution.

I have a new search criteria for my next house: Find me a two bed, fenced yard, single story. As far the fuck away from a data center as possible. Tbh, it's getting harder.

In deep gratitude - today we honor and remember those who gave their lives so we can be here today. May we never take their braveness and sacrifice for granted. #MemorialDay

That's what she said

I love how all these so-called "assassination attempts" don't even register on the top 10 events anymore. See also: the boy who cried wolf.

FANTASTIC NEWS

“A former Omni flight attendant cried as they described one of those flights to me later, how a man who’d annoyed the contract guards and been wrapped in a full-body restraint on the floor screamed over and over, ‘I’m already dead! I’m already dead!’” gillianbrockell.com/the-private-...

bank robber seeks praise for leaving a couple gold bars behind

Here are the top 5 dogs of the week!

Landry needs to clean up his own house before opening his pie hole about Greenland. Louisiana consistently ranks last in almost every category. Year after fucking year

This information is of incredible importance; the energy and dedication required to monitor the relentless trafficking is enormous. If you can help support Gillian's work, please do.

Funny how the all the people ransacking the Capitol on January 6 were liberals, plants, and ANTIFA—until there was money to be made from it.

Old man claims a 250 year old country would have ceased to exist if he wasn't sitting there rambling about nonsense, stealing from the government, killing people in small boats, threatening everyone from Kroger to former elected officials, while telling us all to sit down and shut up.

So we're sending human beings to a country with basically no infrastructure that we might subsequently invade in the coming days/weeks? That is horrendous.

Every part of this sounds like he's paranoid af

BREAKING: Harry Dunn and Daniel Hodges, two law enforcement officers who clashed with Jan. 6 insurrectionists, have sued to block the Trump 'slush fund'. They're asking a federal judge to find the creation of the fund illegal and reverse any transfers that Treasury has made to DOJ to implement it.

Funding a paramilitary - I hadn't thought of it that way but that's exactly what this shit is.

It's always a contest. It's like he's a teenage girl all over again.

Oh don’t worry, they are enriching Omni Air International too! www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

A ballroom in three acts: The country wants a ballroom and I'm building it on behalf of the American people. I need a ballroom to protect me from assassins. The military needs a faux ballroom to build drones and such.

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That he has 5 kids and a million grand kids and not one of them loves this fucker enough to get him the help he clearly needs. It's not a pool, it's a fucking lake.

He went from drone port to drone empire in less than 10 minutes. Please someone make it stop

“We need to protect the president by putting a valid military target where he lives”

Honestly, if the Lord cussed it would be right now.

Man with many names fails up and now wants us to respect his pansy ass. Respect is earned, whateveryournameistoday dip shit

I never thought I'd agree with this fraudster but yes, the government, specifically his boss, is fleecing the shit out of us.

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

TPUSA was promoting an anti-trans event on Juniper's campus when she was stabbed to death Sunday. I'm pretty well-informed + I only heard about this today on the "It Could Happen Here" podcast. Violence against trans and nonbinary people has skyrocketed in recent years. Media coverage is dismal.

It's an 80's movie all the fucking time with these guys.

Leave them ALONE. People are people - life's too short to be such dicks all the time

Sadie...da fuck

The gaslighting will continue until morale improves

New York subway rule: dogs can only travel if they go "in a bag." New Yorkers took it very seriously... and became incredibly creative. 🐶

I just viewed one of those skeleton animes on FB and I am unwell

When you send the Keebler Elf out

Canva, amirite?

I'm not sure if Sean and his "crew" got the memo but planes are regularly falling out of the sky and hitting people on the actual fucking runway - but sure let's head out on the open road and celebrate shitty highways at 4.50 a gallon + toll fees. 'merica

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An old man who is an unearthly shade of orange yells at people and tells lies. Why are we doing this?? STILL???

An old man who can barely stand, walk in a straight line, keep his eyes open or remember who or where he is and what story he told 5 minutes ago... Is not at the old folks home today. He's running the United States. I will never forgive you if you voted for this shit. Nope.

The only clip dems need (with some context).

I still have to stop and take a deep breath every time they assume the thing we're all thinking about is the bullshit that comes out of the mush that is in Shitler's "a-brain"

He's a new shade of unblended orange today 🤢

I'm pretty sure he called them Trump babies to gently wake the Trump baby in front of him.

A little breezy threat/abuse to start your Monday. Good luck, Katie - you'll be 50 in dog years by December.