Mel Brooks 100th Birthday. Hope he writes more classics in the next 1900 years. youtu.be/XOTKDgrdvdg?...

Even when they feature 95 times in the unredacted Epstein files like Greenspan did. Excuse me but I will speak ill of the dead, the living, Republicans, Democrats, geniuses or morons. Clinton or Trump or this Guy. People who molest young girls all need speaking ill of, alive or dead.

VILA: Sooner or later, we’re going to drop into one of these holes in the ground and never come out. AVON: Sooner or later, everyone does that, Vila.

Farewell Vila. www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

To be fair he has had ideas, just really fucking stupid ones, like his toddler obsession with the "cool" letter X that he at first wanted to rename Paypal too till they paid him to fuck off, so had to wait a while to destroy another brand name at Twitter.

And will continue to head the embarrassment tables until the heat death of the Universe.

Elton Jeff! In THIS economy?!

The same ultra trans hating superterf Helen Lewis who Pratchett's daughter had to tell that her father, who Lewis claimed for Terfdom, would disagree with with every fibre of his being. Lewis who has convinced befuddled duffer Ian Hislop to make next Private Eye editor. Bin the eye if he does.

Nice .. youtu.be/yzLT6_TQmq8?...

Repost with the Russian agent that spies on your posts.

BREAKING: Donald Trump has announced a new deal with Iran where they do whatever they want whenever they want and we pay them and Trump stands there with his tiny dick in his tiny hand.

BREAKING: The judge in the $1.7B slush fund suit has dismissed the case, but she says THERE IS NO SETTLEMENT OF RECORD. As I said earlier, the media must stop reporting that this slush fund is a settlement. It's just plain THEFT. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

When Bluesky doesn't like my posts...

What the fuck is this shit?

I'm confused, Bankers rushing to plug cyber holes. Is this a story about the growth of only fans? www.reuters.com/business/fin...

"ChatGPT write a three sentence paragraph containing a mission statement of meaningless platitudes" Presses enter a few times until. “Strength through fairness. It’s a core Labour argument .. you will see hope, urgency and exactly whose side we are on" www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...

The average American has 3 friends

Israeli soldiers taking a little girls bike. Fuck the IDF. Fuck Israel for allowing so many to become monsters. Grateful my grandfather persuaded me not to follow others to Israel when I was young. He saw how it would damage my soul. He had survived monsters and he was wise.

They obviously know. Well lets see, who at the time had a nice relaxed mid day program and then was moved to a very late night slot that was put out live. I have no Clue. Just going to go back to reading about Prince Andrew in the paper while listening to the smooth and mellow music of Neil Sedaka

(∛636056). 15th Prime

Me when the millennial barista in Costa Coffee tells me to wait in line with the other customers instead of shouting my order from my seat.

What a state of affairs. We don’t believe the President or the Press. We’re right.

My conclusions were made seconds after I saw a headline but it's good to know the facts.

Our brave Stephen Miller is using his pregnant wife as a human shield.

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

Posted a link to this onion Tech story on Reddit's tech forum a couple of days ago, it tickled my funny bone after seeing it on Bluesky, expected the Tech Mods to remove it because it's not tech news. www.reddit.com/r/technology... 61k Upvotes and 5.6 million views so far! I'm not an old fart!

Realms Unknown Deep Dive for this week is Talking Weapons! Tell us your favourite talking weapons in fantasy and sci fi! @realmsunknown.bsky.social

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

Post your favourite film from the year you turned 18…

Barb Wire (1996) - Was a rewrite of the plot of Casablanca with Pamela Anderson in the role that Humphrey Bogart played . One of the innovative changes was replacing Dry Wits with Wet Tits.

You spoke. We listened. #Revorce - Replace all traffic lights with British roundabouts - Mandatory carvery - Bring back old money - One queue: no more little queues - one big one - Ban on self-checkouts - No more woke seat belts

Via u/mrswift45 on Reddit

Next up to the Podium. "I never fucked my Mom" says Barron.

I'm genuinely worried that even as a citizen the dumb orange fucks brownshirts are going to detain me for the crime of Lèse-majesté next time I have to enter the country.

Tripping into him I might have offered to let him fuck me up the Arse as an apology,drink had been taken, in Edinburgh Assembly rooms bar at the festival after the IT crowd featuring Gay the musical was broadcast. He refused. Which makes him the failed gay man. My arse was delightful back then.

A movie couple who would definitely have a podcast. They would definitely be cross appearing on Podcasts with Steve Bannon, Theo Von etc. in the Magasphere.

Unconditional surrender except it’s by Trump.

ｒｉｇｈｔ－ｗｉｎｇ░ｃｏｒｅ　（ー印線）

‪ This Was the Rafi-Nia Synagogue in Tehran. This is a surviving Community leader Younes Lalehzar looking at the ruins after Israeli strikes. Fuck everyone supporting Bibi in Israel. Fuck everyone in America supporting Trump. The Iranian regime is not good, but those doing this are Evil.

This Was the Rafi-Nia Synagogue in Tehran. This is a surviving Community leader Younes Lalehzar looking at the ruins after Israeli strikes. Fuck everyone supporting Bibi in Israel. Fuck everyone in America supporting Trump. The Iranian regime is not good, but those doing this are Evil.

M&S IS MOCKING US WITH SACRILEGIOUS HOT CROSS BUNS THAT ARE RED AND HAVE CUM-LIKE STUFF INSIDE.