im Up in a fantastulous sort of way

i get paid on injection day (tomorrow) so rn im in my e trough and my money trough at the same time its kinda fucked up

tbey should invent a customer you can blow up with your mind

thinkin about shovel buyin money

does anybosdy know when my bedtime is tonight

putting you in a terrarium for enrichment

it's pride month. taco bell should be free for trans women.

im going on an airplane

awuff

whats 9/11

im always getting distracted following around butterflies

i love my sharky an my sharky lovr me

puppy that just sneezed

god i wish i knew how to read

likes to watch

i quite sinply must drill into my brain to let the aliens out

arfarfarfaRFARFARF ARF ARF ARUFF

arf

captain is the them of sir maam. doc is the it

devil miku comm

dog bed full of warm laundry my life is so good rn

im her dog !!!

4 yrs of being a tranny today ^~^

i hate when a device loses its useful orifices . let me plug in headphones

at work but i forgot my airpods im gonna die

i wish trannies could still get passports so i could visit other places

why is everything polyurethane

i need to circle back and synergize for the upcoming quarter

small kpi humiliation

fuit gusher

i need to get an abortion

i need to emit particles

feeling very unstable for unknown reasons

Girls go to Venus to get rid of their penus

i need to dig a hole

I’m chewing the wires in the Bluesky server room

(seeing the error messages) actually there are enough resources... people just arent sharing....

do i have artism

ive been thinking about going to dl trade school

t4t cuz i gotta keep it in the family

would anybody like any harmful radiation

opening my drafts to expose myself to harmful radiation for fun

i wish i had a shovel

im telling the worms what you did

i love sleeping in my dog bed

im like a nutritious horse in this way

when i grow up i want to be a nutrient paste

MODS!!! my binky :(

i am hearing that on his deathbed donald trump received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. even now he…oh he’s still alive? he decided to just praised allah?

today at the job they have me working the giant blender that we put the minks in to get mink oil. its kinda gnarly skimming the fur and meat layers out of the separated mink paste but yknow. somebodys gotta do it