Earlier I implied that I escorted yo' momma through the Strait of Hormuz. I apologize for the misinformation. Yo' momma's too fat for such a narrow passageway and whatnot.

It is utterly disingenuous to try to mask one's transphobia under the cover of "fair play" in sports. The number of trans athletes anywhere, let alone ones who are stars in their sport, is miniscule. Additionally, NO ONE is transitioning for the purpose of an athletic advantage. Literally NO ONE.

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

Dog Guy here. This is my exact thought every time I see Eric McCormack asking for $19 a month to save malnourished animals.

Does FIFA do a prize for economics

Every time I open a news app or site and this story isn’t being discussed or featured prominently I feel like I’m losing my mind. Do not look away.

Barring a remarkable burst to end the half, I might be running some errands soon.

Lazy passes. They look gassed.

Horrible passes. Forcing everything.

Not sure you could imagine a worse start for Iowa.

Not sharp in the passing department so far.

OUR PANTHERS!!!

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

There's something deeply obscene and broken about the fact that Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth are bombing elementary schools in an illegal war of aggression, and there's still a sense among the opposition that it has to be explained in terms of gas prices in order to get American voters to care.

Warnock, Martin, Affolter and now Stremlow. There were others before, too. This program always produces players out of this mold and they are all so incredibly crucial to the ceiling of each team they are on. Its just so damed impressive year after year

Truly a storybook Saturday.

Best transfer addition...ever?

Chit-Chat Wright appreciation skeet

I love Jan so much. “I know, I know. We have UCLA tomorrow. But we’re here.”

6th B1G championship appearance in the last 8 seasons. Elite program.

I-O-W-A

If you tell someone to "get that out of here" after you block them, you can't get upset if they wave when you foul out. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hannah hulk mode activated.

There we go, Hannah!

The score has been 34-33 for like an hour.

Man, Hawks are out of sorts.

Michigan making this a rock fight, and that has really slowed down the Hawkeyes' offense. Every pass is stressing me out.

My son's hoops squad (coached by yours truly) avenged an early season 2-pt loss this morning by dogwalking that same team by 18 and I told them to stay humble but excuse me while I boast about it absolutely wrecked their spirit I'm just so proud

A young hoops fan mirroring Kevin Durant's free throw behind the baseline in tonight's game vs Portland. What the game is all about.

uhhhhhh

Finished the 3rd with three freshmen and two sophomores on the floor.

lol this team is so young they are going to be a PROBLEM for years to come

I've been 40 for 1 week bro please chill

is that bad?

well shit

Stirtz has gotta keep that rock.

Well, can't say these guys aren't playing hard. Incredible effort tonight.

No tech for throwing the ball against the backboard?

Michigan falls if they get breathed on.

The only team in the B1G that doesn’t get a home whistle.

Dunks are highly efficient shots.

Which one of you posted about Iowa being the only B1G school who doesn't get home cooked calls from officials? I want to repost it.

Hadn't heard from him in a while but Mike Johnson is indeed still on his bullshit.

As food prices continue to rise, I encourage you all to consider shopping (at least partly) at your local grocery, market, or co-op. Not only do they need our business, but it seems like their prices haven't jumped at the rate of the larger chains. Purely anecdotal, but something I've noticed here.

Politely fried tf outta my man

OH NO area man appears to have badly misread the dosage on his evening gummy!

Our boy is breaking free of sports containment.