Baseball is a beautiful game. 9 in a row!

The Big O looks great for 87 years old. And he put a crooked number on the board. God bless him!

Cubs legend (checks notes) Michael Conforto.

Toilet paper.

LOL A WALK OFF WALK

WOOOOOOOOOOOO PCA!!!!

Dammit.

Get Martin out of there. C’mon man!

Helluva job getting out of that jam Cubs.

HAPPER AGAIN

SEVEN STRAIGHT

1 for 11 with RISP. 12 left on base. Cool.

BUSCHHHHHH

WE SCORED

WALK EM OFF CONFORTGOAT!!!

PCA! Damn I thought he got that one.

Walks will haunt!

Is the wind blowing out in Denver? 5-5?!

SWEEP

Nico is so damned good.

Buschie!!!!

MO BOMBER

Maxey just cooking the Celtics.

21-12 Fly it!

HAPPER

Undefeated in May.

Great at-bat by Dansby.

Jump on those D-Snakes!

It’s time to tag-team in the Jokic brothers and really have some fun.

North Wild Stars win.

It appears Caitlin Clark is still good at basketball.

OT hockey >>>>>>>

The world’s next big action star. Or President of the United States.

Starting this show. Any show review that says “Jaws meets The Shining meets Veep” gets my eyeballs.

3-3 out west. I’ll take it.

Every player Rick Sutcliffe sees is destined for Cooperstown in his mind.

Nice work Ben Brown.

SHAWZER

PCA ⚾️

Nico has been so damned good.

The NCAA moves to a 76 team tournament. I’m adding days to the weekend. Each weekend will now last 5 days.

Iowa’s women’s basketball roster is stocked with talent. Here are their Hoopgurlz ratings: Woliczko 7th Carnegie 29th Whiting 33rd Heiden 42nd Chit Chat 49th Hays 71st Stremlow 94th Faison 98th Houston ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (dawg!)

If the Cubs lose I’m blaming Rick Sutcliffe.

MO GRANNY BALLER

SEI-YA!

West Coast Cubs. West Coast Iowa Football.

Rick Sutcliffe annoys the shit out of me.

The Cubs are now 0 for 247 with men on base today.

I hate the Dodgers.