Horse Annoyed At All The Year Of The Horse Comments She Getting https://theonion.com/horse-annoyed-at-all-the-year-of-the-horse-comments-she-getting/

This video is going to be so incredibly hot. Can’t wait for the whole thing to be done! 🔥🐴

Exhausted Friends Slowly Realize They Were Playing Board Game Wrong Entire 6 Hours https://theonion.com/exhausted-friends-slowly-realize-they-were-playing-board-game-wrong-entire-6-hours/

My office smells like someone microwaved a vagina.

On the way to work today I saw another one of those big pickup trucks with giant flags hanging out the back and thought, “oh great, here we go again.” Then I saw the flags. One said “Fuck Trump” and the other said “No Kings”. The world is healing.

Guy's Entire Job Just Asking People If They Have Time For A Quick Chat https://theonion.com/guys-entire-job-just-asking-people-if-they-have-time-fo-1819574667/

This is a long thread but you should read it. In related news, judges *must* start holding AUSAs in contempt (and then locking them up) if we want this to stop without more bloodshed.

Posting my dick on the internet is great because a bunch of sexy people who also post their junk on the internet like it and then I get to look at all their junk too. 🍆🍑💦

Is it too late for #FCF? Courtesy of @makemea.mom.

I think it's best for everyone to understand that the unified class project of billionaires right now is to do to white collar workers what globalization and neoliberalism did to blue collar workers.

At this point I’m of the opinion that (unregulated) capitalism inevitably leads to fascism. We don’t get to where we are without billionaires and private equity buying up and enshittifying everything first. We don’t have a “free market”, we have monopolies eating monopolies eating everyone else.

I had a weird dream last night, and I only remember 2 things from it. In one part, I weighed myself and I was 15 lbs underweight. In another part, there was some kind of police action outside of my house, so I went out to see what was going on, and immediately got pepper-sprayed in the face.

AMC Unveils ‘The Moment’ Commemorative Poppers Bucket

Something confuses me about AI art, but I know if I ask I will never receive a sincere answer, so it’s annoying. Why do AI “artists” say that they are the ones creating, when they are telling a program what to make? When a commissioner tells me what to draw, that doesn’t make them the artist

Where my small tops at? 😏❤️🔥

I was gonna post some witty observation or call to arms or something about today, but there’s really nothing to say that hasn’t already been said. So I’m putting in Dark Side of the Moon and getting really high. Sure, maybe it’s escapism. Better than marinating in whatever this is right now.

Eagerly waiting for my kids to move out in the next couple weeks so I can start taking videos of myself masturbating in my fursuit head. Life goals!

I have this weird hope that more shows with masculine gay sports dudes having lots of sex could be a back door into the manosphere. Maybe they’ll decide fucking is more fun than being fascist trolls.

A huge shout out and thank you to all the friends old and new who helped make FC so amazing this year. This was my first year with a suit and it’s kinda opened my eyes to some stuff. I’m still processing all that. But I love and am thankful for all the wonderful people who helped make it happen. ❤️

It’s only slightly disconcerting to realize that I’ve been a furry longer than most of the people here have been alive.

@ FC!

Oh hell yes

In a future cashless society, a dollar bill will mostly be known as icon for “payment” or “money” the same way a floppy disk is now mostly known as the icon for “save”.

My first fursuit (partial, anyway) is due to arrive Monday and I am super excited!!

So the site currently isn’t working, but if you’re a California resident this is probably worth bookmarking to check out once it’s back up

It’s weird seeing notifications from people I friended on Steam 15 years ago and only played with for a little while. Mostly strangers, but they must see my game notifications too, and in that small way we still have a tiny bit of connection. I sometimes wonder if they think about me the same way.

Happy New Year, you filthiest of animals.

I see all these 20-somethings with their cute little mustaches thinking makes them look older, but really makes them look like a 20-something with a cute little mustache, and I think “hmm, maybe if I grow a cute little mustache maybe people with think I’m a 20-something with a cute little mustache.”

Merry Christmas, critters! Hope you found what you wanted under your tree this year! #art #furry #furryart

Holy shit I need post more stuff. But my life is kinda boring RN and I’m not one for “hot takes”. What should I talk about?

Is it high-o-clock yet?

MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/

Pluribus is pretty good so far. It brings up a lot of existential shit l, and I love existential shit.

Not sure how I feel about this.

Dear Gen Z men: please do something with your hair other than that stupid broccoli haircut. You look like a small animal died on your head.

Love this time of year when people come into the office sick (you know, the office we were all forced back into) and snort as loudly as possible every 30 seconds or so instead of just blowing their fucking nose.

Kinda sad about the “modesty” trend that seems to be taking over in gym locker rooms. It’s no longer just the hyping guys guarding their tightly-wrapped towels, careful not to show any butt cheek, side-eying anyone with their junk out. One less (semi) public space to be comfortably naked in.

Post-con reality check: I ate like crap, slept like crap, took too many drugs, and I’m 55 years old. I want to sleep for 3 days. Still worth it.

I was a temporary fox! 😮

Who gonna be at PAW tonight?

In San Jose, every holiday is a fireworks holiday.

Apparently Jimmy Eat World is classic rock now? Fuck I’m getting old.

Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.

Someone introduce me to some tops.. I’m starting to feel like a SINO: Switch In Name Only.

SNL should do a sketch about a bunch of heavy AI users going on Jeopardy.

Going to SJ No Kings rally today. Hope to see a few furs there!

This is my favorite review of Tron:Ares so far.

My daughter, who lives in Portland, sent me a picture of her drink from Applebees. Frankly, I’m surprised she can even get to Applebees, what with Portland being such a war-torn hellscape. Shouldn’t she be hiding in the basement from the roving bands of antifa rioters burning everything down?