*starts making a list of bmfs songs

It’s Friend Dayyyy my friend is here for the night and life is good again

shoulda gotten this one sooner lol Wordle 1,707 5/6 🟩⬛⬛🟩⬛ 🟩⬛⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

supes disappointed in myself at wordle today.

I’ve been adding hot chocolate to my morning coffee as a lil treat

I’d argue that everything is

big same. fuck all y’all.

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

woot 1,701 2/6 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

damn Wordle 1,692 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟨🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I got a raise 🙌🏼

The toxic runnoff from data centers can make people sick so they can ask their AI doctors for help generating the need for more data centers! The perfect grift.

my dryer sounds like a humpback whale’s ghost

This is either the healthiest breakup I’ve ever had or the most unhealthy I haven’t decided yet

This is who runs this account

🙌🏼 Wordle 1,688 2/6 🟩⬛⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

♫ Mother, mother There's too many of you crying Brother, brother, brother There's far too many of you dying You know we've got to find a way To bring some lovin' here today, yeah ♫

Meet Patricia (black). She joined Margaret (tan) and the rest of our family yesterday Yes I’m probably trying to fill a whole after a breakup

had the big work convo and it ended up ok. I didn’t say some of what I wanted to, but i’m satisfied with the results. and i didn’t even puke

I’m gonna eat this piece of cake, then Imma finish my doobie

saving this for later

@zzbenz.bsky.social it’s my turn to have the big adult convo at work tomorrow, and I feel like i’m gonna puke

I broke up with my partner four days ago and I haven’t told anyone yet I have lots of feelings

Wordle 1,682 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Connections Puzzle #959 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪

only one killing today. jfc

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WIDESPREADMUTHAFUCKINPANIC

🙌🏼

smoking bowls and eating wings in bed like the good lord intended

this I have no chill

I have 150 days alcohol free today and i’m feeling very cool with that

finally Wordle 1,679 5/6 🟩⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

It's never good when the forecast looks like it belongs at a Grateful Dead show

jealous

gahhhhhh I didn’t know we could do this You're invited to play a puzzle created by Spacemomsd. www.nytimes.com/games/create...

You can tell a lot about a person by the kind of gods they create.

one of my customers gave me a gift certificate for an hour long massage i can’t get over how thoughtful it is

My N Alabama city is predicted to get several inches of snow this weekend and people are losing their mindssss

I love this cat’s playlists

putting this here for later

womp womping can’t make it out of the 5/6 range Wordle 1,675 5/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟨🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 1,674 6/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I had a little vomity episode at work so now i’m back in bed with my dog sucks cause I like to save my days off for fun not for puking

boon, baby Connections Puzzle #949 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪

ease dropping on a gossipy lady who just told another woman “you know me, you know I like to keep my mouth shut” then proceeded to spill

not for nothing, it’s been 140 days since I have any alcohol and I’m pretty proud of myself 😊

I won’t get much sympathy from y’all who went back to work this morning, but my weekend is over tonight and I am super whiney about it

Damn, you'd think with Aaron Rodgers being anti-vaxx, it'd be easier to catch something from him.

Alright… let’s open things up. 🎵 Lovely Day — Bill Withers Warm light through the window. 🎵 Dreams — Fleetwood Mac Easy sway. No rush. 🎵 Bésame Mucho — Cesária Évora Slow dance, eyes closed. 🎵 Tadow — Masego & FKJ Groove settles in. Alright… we’re in the room now. More music coming up.