i did all the things today and now i am very tired

anyway if anyone has successfully managed to paint interior walls iridescent with products that actually exist, I’d love tips because it seems… finicky

i love baseball

thank you Seattle Mariners

oh so like quasi in medias res

Ronald Reagan takes the cake

me. and i am not joking. have you ever been the subject of an exorcism? barring that i have a debatedly haunted Ouija board

a pottery, ceramics, and glass studio

duck lips! at the evacuation

cucked! at the assassination attempt

they'll release the name. it'll be a republican turned libertarian boogaloo, but they'll say he was a trans demonrat. and the wheel will continue to grind.

of course he was

pattern recognition brain is a burden sometimes

raising 3 wonderful children is an absolute joy affording it in this stupid capitalist economy run by crooks is next to impossible

The University of Minnesota’s Mashkiki Maaginigan program hopes to ease rural health care provider shortages by guiding Native youth into medical careers. By Katrina Pross

“Welcome back to the Twin Cities …”

getting flashbanged by lightning 30 miles away on the backside of this storm front

what the fuck

Doing these instead of drugs now that I'm almost 40

git these hands nerd

that sunk cost fallacy is really turning into an albatross necktie for you

poptarts are dumplings

my daughter had her first major breakup with a guy and did it in front of 3 of her friends while one sang Hotel Room Service by Pitbull

Carnivine!

Clefable! I would love to have this turned into a sticker where only the wings are holographic 💖🥰

posting hog

no one is running this country it is being sold for parts

posting hog

it's struggle-meal-o'clock

"the word of the day is inventory" that is the word of every day, that's why it's fundamental

TODAY!

well half my 13 thousand dollar out of pocket maximum is met and it's only April. yay (i haven't paid any of those bills yet lolsob)

damn who's recalibrating the aim on the pepperoni robot

messing with your boss by telling him about NSN 6505-00-619-8716 so he googles it on his work computer

Help us reach our $15,000 goal for two service dogs today! These dogs are being raised by an Indigenous medicine woman on her land to be PTSD supports to the children so they can calm themselves enough to heal ✨🐶🐶✨ We are at $550. Just over 3% there! Let's #HelpHealingHappen! lusidpsychcare.org

Strollin’

passkey is imho one of the most important security developments that touch consumers and also one of the worst consumer rollouts i ever witnessed because every company involved treats everything like an enterprise customer solution

girl power

fuck had to turn the heat back on its 58 in here

Can you imagine a world run by anyone other than weak, bitch ass men? How incredible would that be???

Incredible satellite imagery of the tornado outbreak underway across the central United States.

💸🏘️ UPDATE: Goal 🆙 to $375K Donate: NeighborReliefFund.org Many families in Minnesota are in crisis and need help now. Our local #MutualAid fund alone has $41,000 in requests for rent relief that are overdue. Please share widely! Thank you to everyone who is helping us keep our neighbors housed. ✊🏻

psych nurses infosec staff 🤝 keeping each other busy

you can tell Minnesota is the best state to live in cause Republicans want to destroy it

"Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate" - Divine Comedy, Dante Alighieri

forgot about the off schedule awooo drill

I wish I went down as often as bsky servers