I think this is about the temperature but honestly it works for decades as well

Gate: 😃💖🩸 Aries: 😈🌙👹 Crunchwrap: 🫩🏳️‍🌈🔪

when I was a teenager, there was a man at some family dinners, somebody's boyfriend or fiancé, who always made a big point of not using salt and pepper, because "you can't taste the food then." at the time I just thought he was stupid, but with every passing year I have thought he was even stupider

I don't know what content I've been interacting with that told the algorithm I'm the target audience for it, but really and truly, I do NOT want to watch Tiktoks of generic hot people lip syncing along to music I don't listen to.

There's just no end to this hell!!!

If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

"SOMEONE LAID AN EGG IN THE TUB."

"Are people in Seattle aware they're living on a giant earthquake fault?" Man, what the fuck do you want us to do about it, Greg.

It's sexist as hell that we lost an hour of sleep on Int'l Women's Day 😩

Hmm.

I'm about to hire an Etsy witch to help Megan and I both get jobs, because this shit is fucking ridiculous ☹️

The Colt From Moon Mountain (by Dorothy P. Lathrop)

Why can't going to bed in the evening feel even half as good as taking a nap in the afternoon?? 😩 I lay down for a nap in the afternoon and it feels like heaven. I lay down to sleep for the night and it feels like a chore.

When I first heard Lana Del Rey's new song "White Feather Hawk Tail Deer Hunter," I could hardly figure out what to make of it. But now I'm listening to it on repeat, so I guess I must enjoy it!

“He says what the rest of us are thinking!”

I caved, I caved! 😭

GRANDMA, IT’S ME, ANASTASIA 😌✨

I recycled a werewolf head drawing, but it’s for a good cause! 🫡

Highly reflective! 💎

Sometimes laughing feels so damn good

Yknow whenever its gay people saying this shit with “i mightve been transed“ its really just them bargaining that Their Type of queerness is okay actually unlike this other type of queerness thats more dirty and coercive somehow and pls dont hit me im just a little birthday gay u okay with us rite

All I know is the absolute worst people America has to offer have wanted war with Iran as long as I’ve been alive so it’s pretty easy for me to be against it.

timeline cleanse

Ran all my errands with a wedgie. 🫩

I found a comment section on TikTok that were offering some of the worst things you could say for a proposal and the nastiest one was definitely "would you like to join me on this crazy ride we call life?" Like, it's practically assault.

Okay but actually this is so fucking cute???

Me: *gently and comfortably falling asleep* GI tract: W̵̨͓͈̮̳̣̱͎̩̜͓̫͕̾̑̑̿̔̾̅̌͠ͅĄ̵̡̡̭͖̙͎̞͙͈͋̂̈́̈́̿̒̇̌̄̚̚K̴̡̢͙̮̝̯͇̝̪͉̝̞͙̔̉̅̀̈́͗͐̅̃̋́̐E̸̹̰̦̪̠̗̪̜͑̆̏ ̴̨̱̖͍̐͆͠ͅȔ̶̧̘͓̹̟͙͚̳̹P̷͈̖̺̟̗̘͑̒͜͜͠ͅ

This is genuinely the best chocolate in the world to me. The texture, the taste, it is *peak* chocolate.

Mamoru Oshii’s landmark 1985 anime film, Angel’s Egg, is streaming on HBO. www.hbomax.com/movies/angel...

this war on iran is senseless and appalling

I just love things that prance and sparkle 💖

All of my grandparents are now dead. I'm not happy, but I am relieved.

Maybe my favorite Chappell Roan look of all time. And Gate is definitely a super graphic ultra modern girl 😌✨

Social media created this nonsense idea that not exposing yourself to hatred is isolationist. Choosing to not spend your free time with bigots isn’t living in a bubble. I don’t need to know what’s going on at X. I won’t be smarter or more knowledgeable or empathic by being there. Neither will you.

I went from a terrible blood sugar crash to over-stuffing myself during dinner. Weeee.

Being accountable for the harm you caused under indoctrination is part of the deconstruction process.

How many times do we have to say this but: dead people do not come back. Dead children do not come back. Death is permanent. What happens in 3 months means fuck all to the deaths happening RIGHT NOW

'The lack of any effective legal constraints on the president isn't just a problem for the balance of power & national security of the United States. It is a problem for the world...a kind of int'l authoritarianism in which the president can unleash the most powerful military in the world on a whim'

Israel, immediately after vaporizing a bunch of little girls:

Struggling to find work AND ww3 gets declared??? Boy oh boy.

I've started on the audiobook "The Works of Vermin" by Hiron Ennes, and so far? Fantastic.

That age old pastime ✨ (redone and reposted)

When I was a child I would see Folgers ads on TV, but I had never tasted or smelled coffee, so I had no frame of reference for understanding why the product appealed to people.

the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand people’s IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light

Taking pants off used to the big relief of the day, but since I wear oversized joggers now for maximus comfort, the big relief of the day has become taking the bra off.

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