Frankly I am exhausted with living in a cruel stupid world full of cruel stupid people.

I wanna say WIP, but I *do* really like it just the way it is…

Being clocked this hard is physically hurting me 😭

"YOU CANNOT DESTROY PEEPIS, HE LIVES FOREVER."

Block his ass

I'm throwing my hands up in the air, but the thing is... I actually *do* care. 🥲

I’m sorry what

Community is *not* built on liking each other. It's built on acknowledged impact on each other and, thus, obligation to each other. Expecting someone to be your friend or be *nice* to you before you'll help them, show up with them, or work with them is part of the problem.

Cats have literally never done ears wrong. Triangle ears? Perfect. Pringle ears? Superb. Folded over ears? Outstanding. No ears (for whatever reason)? An avant garde, genre-bending exploration of perfection. ❤️

job hunting agaimn

I could eat the fuck out of a waffle right now, lemme tell you what!

Scissor Discourse TikTok

When I’m asked about my political beliefs

Sometimes the sweetest thing in the world is a tiny little unicorn no bigger than the tip of your finger 💖

the problem with an untrained secret police squad that shoots people in their cars isn’t that they’re untrained

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"I'LL SHOOT YOU IN THE GUT SO THAT IT'LL BE QUICK."

I'm so stressed out and physically uncomfortable, I just wanna crawl out of my body and hide.

Me when my friends tell me they associate me with candy

Do you think moles are ever just tucked away into a cozy little spot in the ground and they're all like ☺️

These cookies are super gooey in the middle, but they taste just fine.

the star bringer

I FORGOT TO PUT SALT IN THE COOKIE BATTER D: EVERYTHING IS RUINED

I am proof that not having any screen time as a child does not help anything

so pretty soon ice will have deployed every officer they have to minneapolis and the thing to do then is cut a huge hole in the ice in a big lake and have bugs bunny dress up like a lady and stand behind talking all "help help rescue me from all the foreigners!"

Ever since I saw a meme page on IG assign different restaurants to the Western zodiac signs, I have felt a powerful connection to Waffle House, because that's what it assigned to Aries, and I, as an Aries, feel that this matchup is exactly correct. 💯

Tomorrow I will go back to Uwajimaya to get a chicken karaage onigiri and if they don't have them THEN SO HELP ME GOD, I will continue to wait patiently until they're back.

This apple is so sweet and juicy that eating it makes me feel like I'm a dragon who's crunching away on the loveliest maiden from yon village.

TFW you’re just lucky that the moon ain’t full t’night. 🐺

Okay, I'm laughing too aggressively, time to go do something else

When I listen to Game Grumps, it is laid bare before me how very similar my mind works like Arin's mind, and it is so fucking humbling.

Hmm. Not sure what’s happening here yet.

Hummin’n’hawin’

"how you treat people is who are are" is a WORD this evening.

"I DONE HAVE TIME TO EXPLAIN ALL THESE BODY PARTS TO YOU."

Heart shaped bun

Gate and Anubis wearing some outfits from the Back On 74 music video ✨ I probably ought to have drawn them actively dancing, but I am le tired.

Slightly diminish a band: Blue Oyster Weird But Ultimately Harmless Religious Sect

The thing I appreciate about angels appearing to people in Bible stories is that the angel always says "be not afraid" because it means the angel knows that showing itself to someone is probably a really fucked up experience for them.

you should hear what this man has to say

they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.

Imagined victimhood is a foundational tenet of fascism. Persecution fantasies permeate conservative politics. Their great oppressors include racial diversity, science, drag brunch, children's literature, public education, N-95 masks, electric cars, medicine, the rule of law, empathy, and Ms. Rachel.

THE 411! THE HOT GOSS!

Very important floof update

It's motherfuckin' blankie over legs time 😤❤️

MFIN' 32oz HORCHATAS ARE GOOOOOOOO!!!!! 💯

ICE murdering people of any citizenship status should be a very hard line in the sand for absolutely every single one of us. And at this point, I think they’ve done it seven or eight times if you’re waiting for a tipping point, the tipping point was the first time this happened.

Whenever a law enforcement officer shoots an unarmed person or even an armed person for that matter, those who would justify that behavior are doing so under the belief that the death penalty, without judge or jury, is an appropriate response.