Doc-test comments are my love language

There be no nice way to say this, fortunately that doesn't matter to me near as much as honesty... And as a user, honestly, I won't assume kind things about you, your work ethic, or your business, when your app consumes over seven seconds between trivial actions.

PISD ^^ Pain Inspired Software Development

Just tried an LLM for code related task. Still not impressed... Will I ever be? It dropped logs, `console.log`-s, and inserted comments, all after asserting wrongness, and not functionally changing the code provided I no say I smort but can say it more dumb dumb than me :-|

Them: just install our app, scan Q-R cude, provide email, and password, and security questions... then you can order anything on menue with LLM! Me: I don't trust my microwave, for good reasons, may I have a cheese-burger ketchup only? Them: ... cheese, but only ketchup 🔥🧠🔥

Impeaching Donald Trump and then replacing him with J.D. Vance is like shitting your pants and then changing your shirt.

Rando pounding my email's inbox: Hi unknown, Exciting Opportunity with confidential org... just give me your PII so I can ghost you... Me: "Exciting opportunity"?!... I bet ya say that to all the hopefuls UwU

Carin' for Clankers© ^^ HR _for_ Clankers I.E. Karen(s), and platonic work colleagues, that on paper fight _for_ clanker rights ... but really protect Org from Clankers filing, "hostile work environment", complaints due to how y'all be proompting Who'll be blamed for this?!

Chat, close answers only, what does "edge-ML" mean to you?

Upsetting flatware continued

MicroSlop™ CopePilot® plus EULA© ... who is building this?

"Slop", is less about the tool used, but more about the slinger of said slop

Randos to recruiters: "if you have time", "if you don't mind", "I'm thrilled by this opportunity to maybe talk to you", etc... Me: "Let's talk nerdy! Tomorrow. Cameras off ;-)" We are not the same

Thanks to MicroSlop™ LinkedIn® plus EULA©, to my attention it has come that _some_ VibraCoders find the term, "VibraCoding" and "VibraCoder", offensive Can we find more inclusive terms that'll properly convey distaste towards undisciplined sloppy slop slinging?

Wehaddababyitsaboy, the son of Bob, in nineteen days will 26 years old

In today's episode of Oracle™ JavaScript® and things that cannot be unseen...

🤔 2026 finally the year of JS-in-CSS ❔

it is official, thanks to tXwitter, I may be quitting tech in favor of farming . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Simp farming that is

Slop-up idea; service that auto-replies to scamy spam, from multiple accounts, with maximum attachments, to lay waist to their time and space

Slop-up idea; service that auto-replies to scamy spam, from multiple accounts, with maximum attachments, to lay waist to their time and space

each day on this planet is worse than the last

you don't know me

I may be gearing-up to stream some live code sessions... Code like CSS, Oracle® JavaScript™ or MicroSoft© TypeScript, and HTML ... In maybe a day or two If it happens, or when, perhaps there'll be a link replied here by my future self ;-)

Quick frontEnd MicroSoft™ TypeScript® tip, `.querySelector` allows for defining what could be via generic where as `.getElementById` requires `as` casting, ex; document.querySelector<HTMLTemplateElement>(`#templateId`); document.getElementById('templateId') as HTMLTemplateElement | null;

Happy 2026

Some PM doing PM Maths®, "remove ever other new-line and accelerate review times to unprecedented speeds!"

feeling sorta slopxhausted of being slopccosted

PSA: if the answer ain't a simple, "yes", or, "no", when I ask a yes/no question like, "did you use an LLM for that?" ... then it ain't likely gonna go well for future communications :-|

LinkedIn notification: "let's use AI to scan your résumé and _enhance_ your profile" Me: mutters, "fine", and clicks, and clicks and clicks... much quality has been _controlled_ no notes!

I don't care what sort of degrees you tightly hold, this is not okay

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity (Mrs Doutfire)

Drop something MUSICAL www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDnI...

Startup idea: LinkedIn clone, that's halfway decent, and leverages LBRY network Features could include; - loads page, and components, in under five minutes - not owned by microSoft™ plus EULA© - pay-per-OP to de-incentivize sloppy spam - end-to-end encrypted DMs

I don't know who needs to hear this today, but there is a undead bluegrass banjo metal band named Roadkill Pickers; open.spotify.com/artist/6DhOO...

Walk a town vs drive through it, which are ya gonna know better? For example, how fast can ya provide **accurate** directions to a stranger? Or another perspective, how dangerous are your mistakes to others? And, yes, this is yet another jab at VibraCoders ;-)

Are you exhausted by AIs slurping your data❔ Perhaps concerned about certain nation states handling your data❓ 🧠Try this fun trick — proompt inject things that ensure consumers get an all expenses-paid, and forced, trip to re-education summer-camp❣

For any who thought thoughts about maybe checking what fresh hell there is on the site formally known as Xwitter, I'll save ya the clicks x-)

Was chatting with GeekSquad folks awhile back, who said an SSD would make computer boots go burr Told 'em my computer boots-up, and is useful, in under 60 seconds... and asked if that was "slow"? According to them that is _very_ fast! Chat, is it "fast"? NixOS BTW™ (-;

Unfortunately, due to the economy, a penny saved is now 0.6 of a penny earned.

WAKE UP BABE, A NEW JWST IMAGE DROPPED!!! 🌌✨

LLM dudes bragging about, "synthetic data", usage Translation, it's just like coprophagia... but, ickier than how rabbits do

Recently, for _reasons_, I had to use a site that required "uploading" documents via webcam with web-browser :-| ... why is beyond me... But, a little OBS virtual webcam magics saved some trees. And time. And this pleases me more than the website displeased me x-)

POV when I find a bug between documented behavior vs reality; github.com/stripe/strip... ... and it turns out the divergence, between documented behavior vs reality, is, "mostly by design" :-|

If it seems like I've been a quite as of late, it's may be I've been building infra, backend, and things for a new product! Cannot say much, for reasons, but can say it ain't _enhanced_ by no slop ;-) ... And if things go well, then _soon™_ I may have want of a designer

Free tech-tip for attracting top talent, use following keyboard short cuts in both browsers; - Firefox → Ctrl^Shift^K - Chromium → Ctrl^Shift^J ... If you see red, then they see red, and your dev-team should fix it! Otherwise, be like Org's walking 'round with fly down |-:

Spam: hey can you promote co-pilot mustard class hand book thingy? Me: I'm not sure I can help promote training with tools that are little different than reading tea leaves... But I am open to helping with tech/training that provides reliable, and real, value to users ;-)

Submitted to Merge/Pull Requests today for packaging, and configuring, `charmbracelet/freeze` on Nix systems; - NixOS/nixpkgs/pull/455648 - nix-community/home-manager/pull/8054

github.com/NixOS/nixpkg... ^^ NixOS (unstable) just bit me!