I'm sorry, they're claiming a *tuna melt* is the ultimate NYC sandwich? Are the writers of this article a bunch of Midwestern transplants doing the whole "NYC is a city of transplants" to justify this BS claim?

That time I found a pile of old NASA research documents in a skip and took them home for a lark.

These are amazing and I need to read all of them

I think there are two separate phenomenon going on here. One, people don’t get jokes on Bluesky. Two people don’t get black peoples jokes on Bluesky. Reason for one is still in the info gathering phase. Reason for number two is yall don’t talk to Black people regularly ☝🏽

M'always excited about February, cause it means I only have a month left of washing/picking/drying the cold weather fro Then I remember warm weather means the barber, and I hate going to the barbershop cause the barbershop wants to socialize I'm just here for the haircut, please don't talk to me

And some of you want to ban cars, smdh Just look at what we would lose! Why do you hate awesome? Why?!

1) I need reporters to stop asking questions of this nature and in this way because you are conceding he's allowed to do this—he isn't—and if you're not outright giving him ideas, you're reminding him of bad ones 2) Republicans, do your damn jobs and remove this man from office you fucking cowards

everybody wants to be the rōnin during the main acts of the movie. nobody wants to be the rōnin in the conclusion

I’m being told this is real.

Two funniest categories of advertisements to me are 1) premium pet food and 2) colostrum

A fundamental problem with this country is that you have less responsibility, transparency, and duty as you gain more power when it should be the opposite. The Supreme Court gets to be very secretive for no good reason. Cops get a monopoly on violence and have near total immunity when they use it.

me in 2023: surely the fisher king's illness affecting the entire kingdom was an overwrought Arthurian metaphor

One truly annoying thing is that unless the characters make me extremely angry *at them*, I find it very hard to not watch/read something all the way through

Wait, hold up—GNX won Best Rap Album? Huh

Illinois with the 75-66 victory over Washington concludes my day of women's college hoops posting Some really good games, some demolishings, and some upsets; good day of hoops #wcbb #ncaaw

That right there is a great example of this entire game: Illinois missed two free throws but get the offensive rebound and earn another trip to the line Made both free throws, Illinois leads 68-60, 57 secs left #wcbb #ncaaw

Illinois' defense is just keeping Washington on the perimeter, and when they do manage to penetrate? Offensive foul after offensive foul on the drives—just great positioning and effort #wcbb #ncaaw

Ohio State put Nebraska away by 19 points, 90-71 Jaloni Cambridge had herself a game: 30 pts, 9/14 fg, 2/3 3pt, 10/11 ft, 4 rebs, 6 asts And Kennedy Cambride with 12 pts, 8 rebs, 3 asts, and *7* steals #wcbb #ncaaw

Washington is too hesitant in the half-court, ball just going around the perimeter Ahh, they just drove the cup on a curl and got a layup #wcbb #ncaaw

Couple of long stoppages for reviews (out-of-bounds and a foul), but the third quarter ends with Illinois leading Washington 51-40 Pretty good defensive effort from Illinois in this game: 7 stls, 2 blks 15 pts off 11 tos from Washington; 34 paint points and *11* offensive rebs #wcbb #ncaaw

👀 Nebraska is only down 6 now to Ohio State, and there is plenty of time left with 8:10 on the clock in the 4th Make that down 5 Make that down 4 #wcbb #ncaaw

KAT, come on! Always with the stupid gd fouls

Thought I had during the Hornets game yesterday: they should do a City Edition uniform referencing the Tobacco Road schools #NBAsky

Ohio State is handling business and leads by 17; Washington, otoh, trails by 8 Both games are in the 3rd with ~4 min left #wcbb #ncaaw

78-66, Notre Dame over Stanford 88-65, UCLA over Iowa Nebraska @ (11) Ohio State and Illinois @ (25) Washington are tipping now #wcbb #ncaaw

Took way too long for Vanderbilt to establish dominance, but they bear Florida 82-66 UCLA leads Iowa 86-63 with just over 2 mins left Notre Dame up 12 on Stanford, 42 secs left #wcbb #ncaaw

Yeah, ok, Vandy, that's more like it. Commodores lead 76-57 with 2:41 left #wcbb #ncaaw

Iowa finally has more points, 53, than UCLA has paint points, 52 They are still down 18 #wcbb #ncaaw

Hidalgo also has 7 boards, 4 steals, and 3 assists, sheesh #wcbb #ncaaw

Hidalgo has 35 on 15/25 FG and 5/5 FT Notre Dame doesn't have a made 3—which is *nuts*—but lead 68-57 #wcbb #ncaaw

Bruins up 17 after 3 quarters Vanderbilt with a 13-point margin with 8 mins to go Notre Dame leads Stanford 58-52 at the start of the 4th in an Atlantic Coast Conference game (even though neither team is in an Atlantic Coast state and I will never be ok with this, sorry) #wcbb #ncaaw

Betts just picked up her 4th foul with a minute left in the 3rd, UCLA is up 19. She'll be able to sit for some time, I think #wcbb #ncaaw

Aubrey Galvan with a *deep* 3 to end the 3rd Commodores lead the Gators, 57-46 There. We. Go. Vandy. #wcbb #ncaaw

58-38, UCLA leads Iowa Bruins with *46* paint points #wcbb #ncaaw

Lordy, UCLA just *bodying* Iowa VANDY'S IN THE LEAD, tyj #wcbb #ncaaw

UCLA has 40 points in the paint (out of their 51), and Iowa has 38 points—total... #wcbb #ncaaw

Under a minute left and up 11; Texas is gonna win this one (barring a miracle) And, oh hey, Vandy's managed to tie it up against Florida a little over halfway through the 3rd #wcbb #ncaaw

Oklahoma can't do anything against this Texas defense, and they're being out-executed on the other end as well Texas is up 12, just under 2 mins left #wcbb #ncaaw

That save and pass from Booker better make it on SportsCenter #wcbb #ncaaw

Harmon is suffocating Chavez (3/13 for 9pts) #wcbb #ncaaw

Oof. Backbreaker 3 as time expires in the 2st half to get the lead back to double-digits for UCLA #wcbb #ncaaw

Iowa's gonna need to shoot better than...3/11 from 3, or get some easy fast break points They're only down 8—make that 10—but the half-court offense is a struggle #wcbb #ncaaw

Vanderbilt is down 9 to Florida—TO FLORIDA—at halftime... I'm starting to think I cursed them when I said the other week I think they're better than Texas #wcbb #ncaaw

Ooh, daaaamn. Dugalic—I think it was Dugaloc—just caught one to the throat, that's gotta be an upgraded foul #wcbb #ncaaw

Vandy, I stg, you better be leading or within one possession at halftime #wcbb #ncaaw

That was a *dumb* foul by Booker going over-the-back, and Oklahoma takes advantage on a fast break because she can't risk picking up number 4 #wcbb #ncaaw

Hawkeyes only down 4 after the first quarter VANDY WHAT ARE YOU DOING! YOU'RE BETTER THAN THIS! Madison Booker is lethal in the mid-range #wcbb #ncaaw

Gotta get the ball a bit higher on these entries to Betts, Iowa's knocked away 3? maybe 4 entry passes while fronting her #wcbb #ncaaw