...what? This can't be real...it's probably real, isn't it? *does news search* OH COME THE FUCK ON

The opening funeral sequence of Wakanda Forever still hits like a gut punch

I need to get this book because that's about as good a description of these people as I've ever seen

Dear future: one of my most precious bookmarks was a Timeline of Profanity I avoid racial and sexual orientation slurs but I *will* otherwise construct new levels of hell when it comes to insults I am so sincere

WIRED spoke with more than 200 federal workers in dozens of agencies to learn what happened as the Department of Government Efficiency tore through their offices. www.wired.com/story/oral-h...

And then, the very fascism he gleefully helped put in power came for James Comey. His god was an iron.

If only we’d known in 2015 that we could just turn off the escalator.

I have Get Up on as background noise as I putter around doing morning tasks and just heard the phrase "AI-Generated Fantasy Insights" There is just so much wrong with that phrase and I am so tired

He spends the entire time just pissing her off and never letting her get what she wants?

I still say WW1 is the more interesting war

I had a boot who got shot in the leg and he had several surgeries over the course of the next few years until they finally amputated it below the knee about 4 years later. Movies love to portray minor gun shot wounds but they don't exist and Never have

COME THE FUCK ON This MFer is gonna end up putting a tariff on every single manufacturing input <screaming>

Keeping me from seeing Jessica Chastain on-screen hunting Nazis is violence.

Reconstruction bros have long understood that in the American context, "socialism" most often means "integration and equality" bsky.app/profile/bren...

this archetype remains undefeated

researching a maritime disaster in 2025: Option A: 350 word article by someone from politics beat Option B: 60 min netflix docu with 45 min of unsubstantiated vibes Option C: some rando YTer called Brick Immortar who has a 4 hr breakdown with all court docs & interviews with every survivor

Go practice being mean to the fascist... make it apart of your spiritual discipline . Before you put fork to mouth ask Jesus or whoever you got to help you be mean to bad people.

it's absolutely fucking crazy that "retroactively legalize Watergate" and "exclude Black people from literally every area of public life" are the two primary a objectives of the chief justice and yet he is never reported on like the vicious gutter racist he is.

Rififi (1955)

Walk in the house, turn on the TV ABSOLUTE CHAOS #WNBA #WNBAsky #WNBAPlayoffs

Yeeeeeesssssssssss! And some things are just in the chain of insults for flavor and not the insult. Do you hear me third party observers? Do you hear me?!

*Stephen A Smith voice* "The unmitigated gall!"

I live in battleground state red suburbia and let me tell y'all something: Biden was going to get his ass handed to him so bad we would have needed to invent new words to describe it

*clears throat* FUCK BERNIE, I AIN'T NEVER LIKED HIM

National democratic leadership lionizing themselves for holding the line against literally nobody is beyond parody.

And will the Democratic leadership take this golden opportunity? Why is everybody laughing? Guys! What's so funny? What did I say?

I think it’s telling that the cultural touch point for authoritarianism and fascism in the United States for so many white people are the fictional events of The Handmaid’s Tale and not the actual history of the United States.

Manchin is up there with McConnell on my 'Will Road Trip to Piss on Their Grave' list

It is very funny that Arabs and Muslims were told for a year that they had to swallow every single conceivable bitter pill and support a candidacy and a party that was sponsoring the murder of their families but suddenly a Muslim wins a primary and the two leaders of the DP can skirt around it.

They used a little girl as bait... Truly, I find new depths to my well of hatred every day because of this administration

Shit my guy, it actually is a bit surprising that people with Fuck You Money haven't said "Fuck You, Make Me" just off GP considering that's the unofficial motto of the United States

You could maybe quibble that she doesn't give a full-throated endorsement but 1) She holds no elected office currently 2) This reads like a subtextual callout of Schumer and Jeffries 3) She's highlighting other candidates/races for people to support THIS IS GOOD

I generally love us just not gaf about being staid in our dress—Black Dandyism ftw—but it is genuinely impressive and horrifying that ESPN has *three* dudes in Cam Newton, Stephen A Smith, and Ryan Clark that will sear your eyeballs out of your goddamn skull with their clothes

...did Stephen A Smith have this suit dyed with irradiated Pepto-Bismol?

Just deeply unserious people

This has to be the most densely problematic statement I have ever read

Anytime I hear some asshole defend flying a Confederate flag with "heritage not hate" it reminds me that I still don't have a 26th United States Colored Infantry Regiment flag

We Should Have Finished The First One: A Brief History Of American Politics, 1865-2025

Brutal loss.

It's...I know making the president a king is Roberts' One True Kink, and that he's taking advantage of the fact that Trump is pushing all the boundaries and therefore allowing Roberts to do it, but I'll never get over that he's doing it when the president is *Trump*

my new rule is that no one gets to advocate for tradeoffs until they have outlined exactly what they think those tradeoffs should be, in fairly specific detail

LOL. Numbers must have been apocalyptic

Monochrome crossovers draw particular ire to me because the people I LEAST want driving on the road are the people who don't care about the 3,500lb chunk of plastic they're hurdling through the neighborhood. If you're gonna drive, you should give a shit about driving.

My beef with this photo is how many of y'all buy boring-ass cars in boring-ass colors because y'all consider cars appliances and not pieces of functional art

I find myself curious about the distribution of this by field of study. Cause there was a clear shift in the youngins towards drafting emails and project documentation using this stuff, but the math didn't math so they weren't useful there (Can they math now? Idk)

it would be political suicide to do it but like 60% of the developed world very badly needs a poltician willing to talk to them like adults and say “listen, you can let in Rahul to work and pay taxes, you can pay more taxes, or your pension can be cut. those are the options. you need to pick one.”

Quote like this, of course he's a Marine (complimentary)