Yeah this is real. Mike Johnson said Trump was an FBI informant in the Epstein case.

While Trump wastes millions on a military parade in DC, we're mobilizing everywhere else to show that organized people power is stronger than his authoritarian aspirations. app.sosha.ai/s/cw9UWcFG

Not great personality trait: I’m the king of “Notify Anyway.”

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Show Idea: "Too Many Jalens."

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“Are we becoming an autocracy?” I thought to myself, while breaking rocks at my local detention camp.

Weird question to ask, I know, but is anyone interested in buying 250 cargo ships?

It's like American Hamas. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Trump looking over a large port. All of the incoming cargo ships are carrying large “L’s.”

Hey birds! Hearing your new songs today. Sounds a LOT like your old stuff, FYI.

This requires an investigation immediately!

cc: idiots

“Rublight: The Light You Can Rub On Anything”. One of my favorite old insane fake commercials from “Conan”, written by and starring Dan Cronin. @dancronin24.bsky.social #FlashbackFriday youtu.be/bGROryzHLII?si… via @YouTube

One of my favorites is the waiter who doesn't write anything down w/ Dan Cronin. Also a fake commercial www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbHF...

Look - times are tough in the USA, but at least there's newly released video of Jeremy Renner's snowplow accident.

Guys, I did it. I unsubscribed from updates from Snapfish.

Thanks so much!

An Italian waiter listening to me order in Italian.

Non ci sono parole per esprimere il mio amore. Solo immagini.

How about a random photo of my grandmother from around, I don't know 1982?

Oh yeah! Bluesky. How's everyone doing?

We should start a war with China if they don't reimburse every US citizen for the shit they bought from them off Instagram.

You’re not gonna believe this, but Jeff Probst is 81!

Well, humanity is pretty much over. I might try to start making friends with crows.

“Also why are you here?”

Be right there, I just have to delete 25000 emails from Snapfish, TripAdvisor and Casper mattresses.

Incompetence in Washington puts every American at risk, no matter how you voted. No one should be happy that the DOGE team - the same folks who randomly published classified U.S. security information online today - wants access to your bank account & Social Security numbers.

I'm using the word "cunt" again. Sorry. Elon Musk is a cunt. Donald Trump is a cunt. Stephen Miller? Cunt. Anyone who voted for Trump? Cunts.

We’re done here. Right?

Dems should propose a law that immediately requires every fed agency to post on @bsky.app account, every outlay with a detailed description, $, and a link to existing gov sites with in depth details Rather than trying to keep Elon out, pre-empt him so he cant miss characterize spending.

Is it just me or did Fox broadcasting accept money from a completely insane man who promoted a website in his commercial that just directed to a website selling a sweatshirt with a Swastika on it? And am I really crazy or is no one fucking talking about it? #whatthefuck

Watched Superbowl with parents of teenage boys, who were there. Glad I took the over on the usage of "Bro."

Trump/Musk shutting down USAID puts us all at greater risk.

Musk's claim that just 10% of US aid reaches recipients is absurd. @cgdev lays out the facts: - US gov costs are just 10% - Rest reaches recipients mostly thru US corps/nonprofits + multilateral agencies - ~10% goes thru foreign organizations www.cgdev.org/blog/no-90-p...

The White House will be reduced to rubble by people with pitchforks if they get rid of Medicaid. www.tiktok.com/@mentallydiv...

For those of you who didn't vote for Kamala Harris over the Gaza issue, congrats on the new Trump Gaza Hotel & Casino, coming March 2027.

Musk claims he was told -- I'll have to check the recording to see by whom -- that the Bureau of Engraving and Printing in D.C. has all broken windows and is a homeless encampment and no one goes to work there. (That's bullshit. I drive by that building all the time.)

CVS has all the wrong things locked up. Free the razors, cold medicine and boner supplements. Lock up OREO popsicles.

Emilia Perez is one of those musicals where you're like, "Oh I really, really wish this was not a musical."

Absolutely unbelievable ad in the community theater playbill.