polar express? I'm trying to get on the pole-her; express 😈

y'all seen this dastardly dude?

sitting on your hands and giving someone else a 'stranger' and you both are screaming looking around trying to find the person jerking them off

@ilysm.bsky.social @doinfine.bsky.social check out this work of art made by @ithlammedmy.penis.gg using THE PICTURE BECAME QUITE CLEAR youtu.be/xAQa9RyYZgI

I NEED MORE SHIRTS AND DRESSES I LOVE BEING A GIRL GRAHHHHHHHHH *WEREWOLF RIPPING OFF SHIRT*

I saw some Neocities websites last night and became radicalized. so this morning my brother and I went to a local book shop and I talked to a beautiful trans woman who worked there. bless my beautiful puppy life 🥰🐶🐾💚

I think I want to stay here a little longer and try being happy again. thank you to everyone who has called me friend over the last few years; I wouldn't be here without y'all 😭. if you want to talk, spend time, kiss, or all three PLEASE hit my line I love you 💚

you know times are ruff when the puppy starts making SMART goals...

if you can't get a job I swear it's not a negative reflection on you as a person at all. it's not your fault. it's the broke mind virus's fault 😔

have any of y'all, who know me irl, ever thought I might have ADHD? asking for a friend

any oomfs (located anywhere) have a connection to their local tech scene? I'm losing confidence in being able to find a job so I want to try and meet more people to make and learn things together to build my skillset and resume

puppy girl pillow cover call that a doggymakura

good news for y'all is that you're getting in on the ground floor of a generational poster! bad news for y'all is that the ground floor is just the entrance into my subterranean reverse skyscraper :(

we need drafts asap cause what if I have two banger ideas in a row? obviously if I post now about visualizing voice training to be like molding chakra or cursed energy it will detract from my bisexuals post

bisexuals pose a very real threat to the safety of the American people; why are they the only class who can drive both ways on a one way street? these are the questions the people are afraid to ask

imagine you're Plato and you get so little play that millennia later people are using 'platonic' to mean just friends

when i worked at circle k we had to lock up the beers at night because they came to life once

transphobic shisui uchiha using the kotoamatsukami to permanently detrans people without them realizing

LIBERAL: LOL. Imagine if Hitler was trans. He’d be even worse LIBERAL: (after one gently-worded bit of pushback) Throughout history, comedy has been an important tool in the delegitimization of authoritarian regimes [1]. Even in the depths of the Warsaw Ghetto [2], humor played a significant role in

in the middle of a mental health crisis and getting support from a domme: "so I know November isn't technically over yet but maybe I'd feel better if I could just..."

trying to calm down by doing the thing that my psychiatrist said would melt my brain and send me straight to Christian hell (half an edible)

how can you tell if your feelings of insecurity are from an attachment style or from an undiagnosed mental disorder? they feel so intense and I don't know what the 'normal' amount is to feel

Online domme who has a stream deck for controlling internet connected toys *send skeet*

Taking my knowledge from the eating disorder space and pointing it towards my job search. I will now be practicing mechanical applying (someone please hire me please)

any patient moots want to help me with practicing what's in this comic? www.ohjoysextoy.com/deep-oral-tu...

need a beautiful woman to bite me immediately

If you see me tonight please treat me extra like a dumb dog please and thank you (it will fix me)

Ideating at work YIPPEE

dog girl party we filled the tank of the toilet with Miller light and we're lapping that shit up

Programmers are so funny, they’re out here on Stack Overflow, while I’m trying to make my stacks overflow #Yep #ImGay

I aim for the Leadheadic Ideal of a Puppy girl instead of the lowly Platonic Ideal @leadhead.bsky.social @valoffline.bsky.social

I need to watch Look Back every day of my life so I can always remember the joy I feel in making things and how profoundly my leaving could affect those who love me

I've finally reached the perfect level of depression where I'm sad enough to reach for Camus's The Myth of Sisyphus but not so sad that I become mentally exhausted after reading a single sentence of it 😤

Here's a useful bookmarklet for anyone with starter pack remorse. just find the starter pack and run this as a bookmarklet pastebin.com/SzPKLMFV

I'm gay she call me gayee

Rivals 2 is so much fun that I'm going back to senior year highschool Vera (wearing braces at home to reduce thumb strain)

cooking

you've heard of rollback netplay but what about roll over and petplay? #deepthinking

anyone else have the thing where if you watch the words appear on the screen you start 'stuttering' like mistyping a bunch so you have to look away at the screen or like something unrelated? is that something I can use to get my medical marijuana card? asking for a friend @valoffline.bsky.social

why is the Lyft to the bar going to make me hurl before I even get there? I should be able to black label Tesla's 😭😭

We're excited to announce Out of the Blue 4 for April 12th, 2025! We'll return with Chicago's regional series at North Park University with Melee Singles, Doubles, and Ladder! Looking forward to seeing everyone there: ) Sign up now at: start.gg/blue!

reverse cowgirl into knee

@satelliterabbit.bsky.social @echks.bsky.social @sillybearhours.com destroyed @valoffline.bsky.social again with yet another whale of a catch #flexing #webfishing #doggirlfishing #drunkcat

@valoffline.bsky.social remember when I caught this whale and you had nothing? I'll help you get your fishing game up don't worry #webfishing