JOI is so confusing. I start watching and they're like "don't touch it", well I've been touching it since before I got here. I've already broke the rules

My mom was a union organizer for 25 years. I walked picket lines of wildcat strikes with her. We used to run bake sales and trivia nights to support striking workers. You wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina. It would shrivel up what's left of your balls. I miss her terribly.

sitting on your hands and giving someone else a 'stranger' and you both are screaming looking around trying to find the person jerking them off

PLEASE GOD PLEASE GIVE ME HALF LIFE 3 PLEEEEEEASSSSEEEEEE

Deciphering ancient texts to try and figure out what kind of gay I am for this list.

The spotify AI podcast about my wrapped called me "eclectic" like five fucking times.

Why square make it look like my character is sitting on a washing machine with this mount animation

Just me and my dog. Looking out on the horizon of our hardcore journey. RIP my homie DogCream..

I felt like the first season of Arcane was okay, but Arcane season two absolutely bangs. Riot needs to make a game that isn't league so people who don't want brain cancer can enjoy the world they created.

Sometimes I can't think of a skeet. The ideas come when they come and if they ain't coming, I ain't skeeting.

I waited till last freakin minute for this one #FFXIV

Transfemmes living on a farm. Call that Frottagecore.

My toxic trait is that I'll boot up Getting Over It in a middle of a conversation to work on my pb

The gaming has been done and I don't have to gaming another combat job for a while. #ffxiv

I'm a real Otaku and built Metal Gear Rex. Just like one of my japanese animes

People always said I stunk at the melee locals cause I went by "DungBeetle". It's was actually cause I'd roll my opponents and leave em stinkin... I never played melee.

Just got Metal Gear Rex in for my birthday. This will be the first time I've built something like this, can't wait. Metal Gear....

"I air this bitch out like a queef 🧎‍♀️💨"

One evolutionary flaw of Elephants is that they never quite figured out how to do missionary.

TFW you land you first three liner ever in FF14. Yup I'm rich now.

New Web Fishing meta is to join friend lobbies really late and tag it.

I'm going to post about the games I like for the algorithm and like minded folks 👉 Resident Evil 👉 Metal Gear Solid 👉 Cruelty Squad 👉 Disco Elysium 👉 My Summer Car 👉 Team Fortress 2 👉 Signalis 👉 Arkane Studios games (RIP) 👉 Dead by Daylight 👉 Final Fantasy 14 This is another way of saying im gay

Bluesky is if Twitter was not a PVP enabled zone.

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