Unfortunately I do think that one max verstappen video is funny as fuck and you can't repeatedly reblog on here so get ready

its a girl story

its not enough anymore to like subscribe and hit the bell icon now you have to also suck her off

every once in a while, formerly teenage adults find out that games made for adults are actually made for teenagers, and with all the blissful clarity of a laboratory animal experiencing late stage algernon–gordon effect, they react calmly and considerately to this

"well it's not for teenagers, so someone should stop them" one must say, in the voice of their mother or father, with all the same necessary concern which inevitably made you seek that kind of thing out back when you first did

are your charbroiled burgers truly worth it...

they're making me wear something they're calling the "slutty pilotka" tomorrow

I regret to inform7 you ma'am but your son is dead. Your son is found in the Grey Hallway. The description of your son is "a poor soul who died in these hallowed halls." The son is wearing a backpack. The backpack is openable and closed.

also wow the activity feed on this site is genuinely unusable

maybe Bluesky is bad because I can't spam reblog that one

How does it feel? You fucking pervert, pervert, pervert, pervert! Die, you nasty fucking pervert! I hope you go fucking crazy from my dick and my hand. I hope you fucking die!

Shut up and cum! Just like that! Cum, cum, cum, cum! Ejaculate, right now!

Odd Doll

uisaki

dollification bad_end hypnosis ball_joints hot_glue

oh the text limit on here is so fucked up it's no good. muzzling me

started playing this recently and it's so good you should check it out

maybe it will be good for game development though for it to be assumed nobody on earth can afford stuff like ray tracing

scrapping my plans to add ray tracing and frame generation to coquette dragoon

the humble coquette dragoon enjoyer

Never stop gambling maybe this time the evening nap won't end in disaster

Doing mind control hypno to myself to achieve emptiness of the self

Rika Furude

CONTENT LABELING MY HOMURA SUICIDE GIF...

attempting to synthesize "unethical ntr" by recording a video of me eating a cream cheese and smoked salmon bagel and sending it to my friends at work

I need salmon so bad

consistently conquering the other princesses by pushing them over and lying on top of them and purring. works every time. they think they're humoring a big kitty but i sieze large portions of their territory each time i do it. im barely even a princess anymore the learned call me "empress-to-be" now

My oomfies keep doing bible study in call this is a scary world

The way reblogging works on this website is so stupid my two post cadence doesn't translate at all

Taking up the blade again. Surely this time I will be able to use it as a weapon of peace

me going on a morning walk: this is so refreshing. there’s nothing like the fresh air. feeling the birds sing and the sky shine on me, that’s what I really need. kimika: takuji’s pregnant

getting attached to a coat is the worst, because you eventually want a better coat, but you look at it and it costs money, and you look at your trusty coat and say "that's my buddy, we get up to trouble" even if you don't

out of all of the pregnant elves in the world to be collar-to-collar chained to im glad im collar-to-collar chained to you

the savior is real you just have to open your heart

#終ノ空 really like my artstyle I've been doing on the blogs lately, I should keep pushing it

riruru penis

savior on hrt

SURE-KILL TECHNIQUE: RUMBLING PURR AS EARTHQUAKE

is the grabber iconic

hi (on one million vyvanse and adderall)

tell me you've read tsui no sora SAVIOR

yup that's right just squared the circle. solved the fivefold cube. yup the twenty-five and one hundred. yup that's right i figured out what happens after the reddening and i didn't even need a big dumb circle.

just found out there's an entry for uika on villains wiki and holy fuck

the overlord has need for her most loyal thighs #art #drawing #umamusume