There is something about someone using their expertise for petty revenge that really pleases me.

Think Melania is gearing up to file for divorce?

Voter No. 1, Ward 240, Milwaukee, WI.

The Pizza Index is out; the Strip Club Index is in.

I only askbecause Homan and ICE have set the bar so low: Will ICE be doing immigration arrests at airports? Will they even let anyone off international flights?

Congressman Perry could have looked up how all that shit works on his phone if the FBI hadn't seized it while investigating January 6. This is a reminder that the FBI had enough probable cause to get a search warrant for a congressperson's phone related to an attack on our seat of government.

Keeping the Kennedy Center cold and dark has to be better than having whatever-the-fuck this is sully those halls.

Florida is a horror show. In a just world, we'd evacuate everyone south of Orlando and let the sea erase this terrible mistake from the map.

Kate Hudson Under Fire For Doing Wisconsinface In ‘Song Sung Blue’ https://theonion.com/kate-hudson-under-fire-for-doing-wisconsinface-in-song-sung-blue/

This should make tomorrow's press briefing interesting.

This is not ideal. Pay attention, Wisconsin.

If the Florida Bar can take down super lawyer Larry Klayman, nobody is safe.

I wonder who will be this Middle Eastern war's Judith Miller?

Oh, good, the most unfuckable dork in Congress has thoughts on sexual mores.

I'm pretty sure this is why this gif exists.

In Wisconsin the postmark doesn't matter for the ballot--ballots must be *received* by 8 pm on Election Day. But given the mess that the USPS is right now, you should still mail well in advance of the deadline; if you're local, consider bringing it to a drop box, clerk, or early voting site.

Expect delays and other bullshit at the post office. Do not wait around. Get those ballots in the mail ASAP. Take your ballot into the post office to drop in the mail. Ask them to postmark it in front of you. Tell your friends.

You can also register to vote online in Wisconsin at myvote.wi.gov/en-us/! And there is in-person registration available at early voting (called "in-person absentee voting in WI)/in clerks' offices until the Friday before the election. 🗳️

The more I read about this Board of Peace bullshit, the more impressed I'm going to be with the mental gymnastics SCOTUS will have to do to call it "official duties." Alito is going to blow a hammy for sure.

God damn it.

I've once again fulfilled my solemn duty of organizing the Summerfest lineup into an easy-to-read format. The Spin Doctors go on at 7:30.

Some people are just too emotional for positions of power. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

@danshafer.bsky.social There is always a Wisconsin connection.

Yes, just imagine if they had to follow the fuckin' law. What a time suck that would be.

Rep. Scott Fitzgerald seems really confused by how Jack Smith can have a work friend.

But, I was told Gov. Walz telling everyone to be cool was nothing short of incitement.

But has John Roberts had a chance to decide that a Republican president gets to do it? Also, I'm sure Alito and Thomas would like to make some grunting sounds on the subject.

Nobody is “grooming” your kids to be gay or trans but people are grooming them to be Nazis.

You know dick heads like Vance converted to Catholicism because of some misunderstandins. If saying the Earth revolves around the Sun was enough to get someone excommunicated, surely being "...a moral stain on the collective witness of our Catholic faith," ought to do it, too.

My current theory for this Venezuela shit is that the idea came from Taylor Sheridan for a Landman/Lioness crossover season.

Holy Shit! No wonder Netflix subscription fees went up. #StrangerThings5

It's impossible to quantify how terrible Republicans and the Christian Right truly are.

I swear these people know less about macro economics than I do and I dropped it twice in college.

It's hilarious that Trump's plaque mentions Operation Warp Speed and so many of his dimwit supporters are anti-vaxxers.

This is the most wholesome thing on the internet today.

Mike Johnson never misses a chance to be a slippery little shit.

So moved and enraged by the replies to this and was thinking... maybe we should collect them and send them to Chuck Schumer and the rest of the Senate cowards. Form here, won't collect emails unless you provide them. forms.gle/YnhsgtKTWD9A...

From his thin frog lips to God's ears.

Talk about a story with no heroes...

That's it, I'm building a guillotine. www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6WT66dE/

@wonkette.bsky.social America's favorite super lawyer is back! storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

So, it's going to be dumber than the "Hall of Presidents" at Disney?

Man, can you believe Nancy Pelosi would call in the National Guard like this?

Money well spent.

When Trump gets hoodwinked into giving Alaska back to the Russians for a song, the mental gymnastics Lisa Murkowski will have to do in real time to find a way to support it will be fun to watch.

Jonathan Turley is just Mike Lindell with tenure.

Why did Dems leave the state rather than allow Texas Republicans to gerrymander away 5 new seats? Because Trump dictated to their state’s Governor to start a redistricting process & find 5 new Republican seats b/c he’s afraid of losing the House in 2026. Remember when he wanted 11,000 votes? Same.

Something, something Interstate Commerce Clause. www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6ABf7bH/